World Series 2019

[bullseye]

Fuck off Barney you jobber

[Emulsfier]

Hits 20 instead of 1 to lose the match. Gj

Now we should get the worst MVG vs GAndo match of all time judging by recent form. If Baldie cant break his ton plus duck against his perfect rhythm player then he will despair.

[Emulsfier]

Good fun. GAndo did some diabolical stuff throughout that match and deserved to pay the price for it.

The streak is (only just) finally over, should be in the mood to make mincemeat out of Snakeshite next.

[cannibal]

One of the better matches from MvG in some time, just over 100, doubling was a bit shoddy from both.

[The Thorn]

Hits 20 instead of 1 to lose the match. Gj

Now we should get the worst MVG vs GAndo match of all time judging by recent form. If Baldie cant break his ton plus duck against his perfect rhythm player then he will despair.

Good call. Only caught the end of the game. Even if neither of them are on top form, MVG v Ando is just always a treat to watch. Perfect pace for a game and you know anything magical can happen in a few seconds.

See that Wright won with a mediocre display, fuck that crap. One of the very few times I genuinely wanted head shaker to win. Wright v MVG looks a foregone conclusion.

[Emulsfier]

Feel like Heta is finally going to be stopped by one of those Cross "looks shit but is somehow 102" performances.

[cannibal]

how about Heta looks like shit, plays like shit. This game has nothing to do with Cross and his performance. Heta just not showing the fuck up.

[Emulsfier]

Heta lucky to make that scoreline halfway respectable. Was indeed truly garbage at the start.

Cross does indeed magic a 103 avg, allthough it was one from a mix of excellence and kack legs this time.

[Fiss Plaps]

Embarrassing start from Wright. Averaging sub-80 after 4 legs.

[The Thorn]

Wright doing well I see. The only MVG demolition job I can truly enjoy

[The Thorn]

What was the prick moaning about?

[cannibal]

Wright was a disgrace. MvG workman like, and much improved on the doubles.

[Fiss Plaps]

Some collapse for Cross there. Missed 4 darts for 6-4, didn't get another dart at double. How'd he manage to miss the board on 74?

[Captain Hobo]

Some collapse for Cross there. Missed 4 darts for 6-4, didn't get another dart at double. How'd he manage to miss the board on 74?

Went for d19

[Fiss Plaps]

Some collapse for Cross there. Missed 4 darts for 6-4, didn't get another dart at double. How'd he manage to miss the board on 74?

Went for d19

Thanks. Just saw the replay on the Melbourne Darts Twitter account. Don't know why he didn't try T14.

[cannibal]

Gurney looking good so far, lets see if he can keep from messing his pants.

[Fiss Plaps]

Too many blobs on the outer ring from Gurney. First PDC title of any kind for MVG since the Premier League almost 3 months ago.

[Emulsfier]

Aspinall will be knocked out of the seeds and forced into the first round if all of the following happen:

GAndo wins a match,
Whitlock wins two,
Wade wins two
(You can substutite any of these for the headshaker reaching the final or any of the Auzzies winning, but fat fucking chance of any of that happening).

Would look momsterously awful for those in charge of the invites if Wade and GAndo can get away with the shite they have sprayed and knock off aspinall.

[Barney Army]

2019 New Zealand Darts Masters 

Draw Bracket
(1) Peter Wright v Damon Heta
James Wade v Craig Caldwell
(4) Daryl Gurney v David Platt
Raymond van Barneveld v Cody Harris
(2) Michael van Gerwen v Kyle Anderson
Gary Anderson v Haupai Puha
(3) Rob Cross v Warren Parry
Simon Whitlock v Ben Robb

Schedule of Play
Friday, August 23
James Wade v Craig Caldwell
Simon Whitlock v Ben Robb
Daryl Gurney v David Platt
Rob Cross v Warren Parry
Gary Anderson v Haupai Puha
Peter Wright v Damon Heta
Michael van Gerwen v Kyle Anderson
Raymond van Barneveld v Cody Harris
Best of 11 legs

[The Thorn]

Cadby failed to get a visa again or what the fuck?