Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers

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Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers

Post by SolidSCB » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:21 pm

You just sit there and wince as he goes on and on about wrestling

Still talking about wrestling

He's
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Make
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Post by Fiss Plaps » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:25 pm

Suzuki averages more than all but 8 players in the men's prelims and first round.

All but 3 games from 15 in the women's draw were won in straight sets.

Audio fuck-up captures Georgie Bingham talking about being out of position.

Winstanley poses with a tiny cheque.

Top falls off the trophy.

Winstanley's interview consists of a single question and answer.
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Post by HalloweenJack » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:28 pm

Fiss Plaps wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:17 pm
#1 seed scores 7.
HalloweenJack wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:16 pm
You just know some player (male) is going to use Baby shark as a walk on theme 😮
Err...

Oh dear 🤯

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Post by Pigpen » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:35 pm

That stupid bint has asked every single person if they are going to come back next year.
Not one of them has said "Yes if I qualify"
Too late now to hope shes got any other questions up her sleeve

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Post by Fiss Plaps » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:35 pm

Mason comparing Suzuki's win to Deller winning in 1983.
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Post by Pigpen » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:37 pm

Thats twice now Mason has said Suzuki is the female Phil Taylor :shock:

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Post by Gunga Din » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:47 pm

Pigpen wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:37 pm
Thats twice now Mason has said Suzuki is the female Phil Taylor :shock:
do we know if she owns a motorhome?

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Post by Fiss Plaps » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:47 pm

Pissheads dancing to YMCA.
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Post by Pigpen » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:50 pm

Gunga Din wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:47 pm
Pigpen wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:37 pm
Thats twice now Mason has said Suzuki is the female Phil Taylor :shock:
do we know if she owns a motorhome?
I was going to go with something about toilet handles but that will do :lol:

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Post by Fiss Plaps » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:54 pm

Unterbuchner busts 9 first dart by hitting single 18.
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Post by M H » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:55 pm

Pigpen wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:37 pm
Thats twice now Mason has said Suzuki is the female Phil Taylor :shock:
Also said Gulliver was the female Taylor
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life

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Post by Tommo » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:58 pm

M H wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:55 pm
Pigpen wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:37 pm
Thats twice now Mason has said Suzuki is the female Phil Taylor :shock:
Also said Gulliver was the female Taylor
She's not even fucking female.
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Post by Mabbsy » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:59 pm

Tommo wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:58 pm
M H wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:55 pm
Pigpen wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:37 pm
Thats twice now Mason has said Suzuki is the female Phil Taylor :shock:
Also said Gulliver was the female Taylor
She's not even fucking female.
:lol:

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Post by Rogg » Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:02 pm

Rawling's pedestrian delivery of 'The Slo-Vac Open', making it sound like a budget cleaning appliance.
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Post by Rogg » Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:05 pm

Absolute shit from Unty.

O'Sheep appears to believe that he (himself) is a professional darts player... what a quaint idea. Not that I can offer a better description of what he gets up to.
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Post by Fiss Plaps » Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:05 pm

Unterbuchner misses D10 by miles, to the point both darts hit the outside of D6.

Waites holds in 25 darts after numerous missed doubles.
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Post by Randall » Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:06 pm

Fiss Plaps wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:05 pm
Unterbuchner misses D10 by miles, to the point both darts hit the outside of D6.

Waites holds in 25 darts after numerous missed doubles.
Heading for a sub 80 average
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Post by Rogg » Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:08 pm

O'Sheep suggesting that the knowledgeable crowd has been obliterating "the refreshments on the mini bus".

Hi-De-Hi references. "Ruth Maddox" ffs.
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Post by Rogg » Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:10 pm

O'Sheep seems set to roll down memory lane with his memories of Jocky... stay tuned.
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Post by Randall » Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:11 pm

Comms think it's the 1st set.
Both averaging 78.
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