Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers

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Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers

Post by Fiss Plaps » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:31 pm

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Fucking embarrassment.

Fancy dress being emphasised in programme introduction.

Nicho labelled on screen as "professional darts player & commentator"
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Post by Randall » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:36 pm

Fiss Plaps wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:31 pm
The Thorn wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:27 pm
Fucking embarrassment.

Fancy dress being emphasised in programme introduction.

Nicho labelled on screen as "professional darts player & commentator"
Fancy dress fanny??
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Post by Rogg » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:42 pm

Oh fucking dear.

I can't watch quite yet, don't be shy with howler listing!
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Post by Randall » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:45 pm

Most of the crowd can't even clap in time to we will rock you.
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Post by Fiss Plaps » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:47 pm

Epilepsy triggering flashing lights with no warning beforehand. Ofcom could fuck Eurosport for that.

The transition between the two parts of Suzuki's walk-on. Sounded like a tape being mangled.
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Post by Randall » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:47 pm

Grown men in the crowd doing the babyshark thing
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Post by Randall » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:48 pm

Fiss Plaps wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:47 pm
Epilepsy triggering flashing lights with no warning beforehand. Ofcom would fuck them for that.

The transition between the two parts of Suzuki's walk-on. Sounded like a tape being mangled.
An epileptic fit arguably better than watching this shit.
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Post by Fiss Plaps » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:52 pm

Comms include Laura Turner who averaged sub-60 against Ana.

On-screen scoreboard misses the first visit of the game.

Turner mentions that "[the] standard is getting better and better each year" despite averages for the semis being SEVEN POINTS down on last year.
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Post by Rogg » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:53 pm

Bet365 up to the usual yesterday...

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Post by Fiss Plaps » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:58 pm

* * * LISA ASHTON'S FIRST SET AT THE WORLDS KLAXON * * *
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Post by Fiss Plaps » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:03 pm

Nicho and Mason both suggest millions of viewers in Japan are watching this right now.
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Post by Zeyes » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:04 pm

Nicholson and Mason still unclear on the idea that darts being big as a participation sport in Japan doesn't mean it's also big as a spectator sport.

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Post by Mabbsy » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:10 pm

Nicho and mace claiming that everyone in Tokyo will have stayed up to watch.

I am pretty sure there may be 1 or 2 out of 20 million who will have gone to bed.

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Post by fandarts » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:11 pm

mabbsy knowing Japanese sleeping patterns it seems
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Post by Fiss Plaps » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:12 pm

Mason suggesting Suzuki's performance will change women's darts forever.

Nicho excusing the first two legs of Suzuki/Prins despite them going to "get YouTube hits... not for the right reasons"
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Post by HalloweenJack » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:16 pm

You just know some player (male) is going to use Baby shark as a walk on theme 😮

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Post by Fiss Plaps » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:17 pm

#1 seed scores 7.
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You just know some player (male) is going to use Baby shark as a walk on theme 😮
Err...

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Post by Fiss Plaps » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:18 pm

Nicho with yet another wrestling analogy about Suzuki winning the munters' worlds.
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Post by Potter's Lake » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:19 pm

Was she told she couldn't have a Japanese song and they compromised on that half and half weirdness?
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Post by Randall » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:19 pm

Nicho going on about gay wrestling again
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