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Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeside Howlers
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 1:15 pm
by Rogg
A more chilled affair this year, for health reasons by the sound of it!
Pop yer faves in this thread as the official championships unfold. I won't catalogue them closely but you feel free, ahem. I'll keep track of the highlights.
You may already have noticed some 2019 Lakeside Howlers. This is the thread for you.
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 1:25 pm
by The Thorn
Here's to Ginge posting every single score under 30 and every single spelling mistake on BDO twitter
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 1:26 pm
by The Ginge Reaper
The Thorn wrote: ↑Fri Jan 04, 2019 1:25 pm
Here's to Ginge posting every single score under 30 and every single spelling mistake on BDO twitter
^^^^rattled
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 1:28 pm
by The Thorn
Take a pill then mate
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 1:29 pm
by Rogg
Now that the good darts are over it is time to remember the single greatest leg in the sport's history
https://www.buzz.ie/sport/now-good-dart ... ory-312129
The worst leg in darts history.
That is the only way to describe what happened between Martin Adams and Anthony Fleet when they clashed in 2010 at Lakeside.
The best way to describe the difference between the BDO, the darts that nobody likes to watch and PDC, the one that everyone likes to watch is basically like when Lionel Hutz went to Marge telling him about the 'truth'.
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 1:33 pm
by Rogg
Thorn your Lakeside Niceness thread could be a huge hit. Only one way to find out.
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 1:38 pm
by The Ginge Reaper
Well we could start with the fact that they still have over 300 tickets for the Final left, and havent even sold out half the room for the usually packed first Sunday session.
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:11 pm
by Randall
The Ginge Reaper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 04, 2019 1:38 pm
Well we could start with the fact that they still have over 300 tickets for the Final left, and havent even sold out half the room for the usually packed first Sunday session.
I've been told repeatedly it sells out instantly!
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:57 pm
by Mabbsy
The fact that this event is actually taking place is a howler in its own right.
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 3:38 pm
by sennafan24
- Their defending Champion committing to Q School
- "Ill be watching"
- Giving away over 700 tickets
"Shabba"
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 3:49 pm
by Rogg
Oh dear.
https://news.paddypower.com/darts/2019/ ... -mitchell/
BDO Darts: Scott ‘Dog’ Mitchell can bite back in Lakeside timewarp
Warning: Watching the BDO World Championships may induce nineties flashbacks and hallucinations. Make any side-effects profitable with our traders' tips....
THUD……THUD……THUD….”FIIIVE scored”. That’s right – just when you thought the world championship darts action was over for another year, the PDC’s smelly uncle stumbles in the door.
While the PDC’s millennial fanbase are commencing an inevitably failed attempt at ‘Dry January’, the loyal purists of the BDO will flock in the low hundreds to the Lakeside Country Club in Surrey for the BDO World Darts Championship. Flock probably isn’t the correct word as I’m convinced they’ve been locked in there since 1994.
If you like averages in the low 80s, nicknames like ‘Duzza’, ‘Yozza’ and ‘Robbo’, and The Fratellis – Chelsea Dagger – then you’ll love the BDO!
I’ve taken it upon myself to try to flag up some value in the betting markets while the darts traders prepare for the mental slog of trading this tournament.
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 3:51 pm
by The Ginge Reaper
Haha! Send it to Rawling on Twitter
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 4:29 pm
by Randall
If a company like that is ripping them....
Going to be open season tomorrow.
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 4:30 pm
by The Ginge Reaper
Fanatics will be issuing idle threats to boycott PaddyPower again, then. Issue is every betting company will have the same attitude.
They havent put anything on Facebook yet, maybe they will tomorrow.
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 4:32 pm
by Gidra
Rogg wrote: ↑Fri Jan 04, 2019 3:49 pm
Oh dear.
https://news.paddypower.com/darts/2019/ ... -mitchell/
BDO Darts: Scott ‘Dog’ Mitchell can bite back in Lakeshite timewarp
Warning: Watching the BDO World Championships may induce nineties flashbacks and hallucinations. Make any side-effects profitable with our traders' tips....
THUD……THUD……THUD….”FIIIVE scored”. That’s right – just when you thought the world championship darts action was over for another year, the PDC’s smelly uncle stumbles in the door.
While the PDC’s millennial fanbase are commencing an inevitably failed attempt at ‘Dry January’, the loyal purists of the BDO will flock in the low hundreds to the Lakeshite Country Club in Surrey for the BDO World Darts Championship. Flock probably isn’t the correct word as I’m convinced they’ve been locked in there since 1994.
If you like averages in the low 80s, nicknames like ‘Duzza’, ‘Yozza’ and ‘Robbo’, and The Fratellis – Chelsea Dagger – then you’ll love the BDO!
I’ve taken it upon myself to try to flag up some value in the betting markets while the darts traders prepare for the mental slog of trading this tournament.
And not a word about proper darts, best of order, regulated board, avgs don't matter anymore or any less, family, loyalty, Selectas...
That so called journalist deserves a slap!
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 4:35 pm
by The Ginge Reaper
And as predicted, crying already
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 4:42 pm
by Rogg
How delicious. Remembering that Paddy Power sponsored the PDC event on the BBC and really went the extra mile with it too.
Still chuckling at 'the PDC’s smelly uncle stumbles in the door'...
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 4:47 pm
by Randall
Not sure how they fail?
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 4:49 pm
by The Ginge Reaper
Randall wrote:Not sure how they fail?
Exactly, they know full well the vast majority of people actually agree with it.
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 4:55 pm
by Randall
The Ginge Reaper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 04, 2019 4:49 pm
Randall wrote:Not sure how they fail?
Exactly, they know full well the vast majority of people actually agree with it.
Poor old oche