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Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers

Post by Mabbsy » Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:18 pm

bojeru wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:16 pm Would it be a howler if the highest checkout stays at 160? I don't remember it being this low at Lakeshite in the recent years.
Add it to the list.

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Post by Fiss Plaps » Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:19 pm

bojeru wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:16 pm Would it be a howler if the highest checkout stays at 160? I don't remember it being this low at Lakeshite in the recent years.
It would actually be the lowest highest checkout in the history of the BDO Worlds.
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Post by Mabbsy » Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:20 pm

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Post by bojeru » Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:21 pm

Fiss Plaps wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:19 pm
bojeru wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:16 pm Would it be a howler if the highest checkout stays at 160? I don't remember it being this low at Lakeshite in the recent years.
It would actually be the lowest highest checkout in the history of the BDO Worlds.
The fact that no one hit a higher finish especially with that gigantic bull sums up the whole tournament

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Post by Rogg » Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:23 pm

While we're at it, Taylor's record BDOhdear final average surviving to 2020 would be a quality howler. The Mike Gregory final ffs.
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Post by Mabbsy » Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:24 pm

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Post by Rogg » Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:25 pm

"Waites has only dropped five sets"

He's only played the cast of Rainbow, Crawling.
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Post by Pigpen » Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:27 pm

why have they turned the thudthudthud microphone up just for this final?

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Post by Fiss Plaps » Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:28 pm

Rogg wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:25 pm "Waites has only dropped five sets"

He's only played the cast of Rainbow, Crawling.
Wasn't aware that 1 + 1 + 3 + 1 is now 5.
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Post by Rogg » Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:30 pm

Fiss Plaps wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:28 pm
Rogg wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:25 pm "Waites has only dropped five sets"

He's only played the cast of Rainbow, Crawling.
Wasn't aware that 1 + 1 + 3 + 1 is now 5.
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Post by Fiss Plaps » Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:31 pm

* * * COUNTY DARTS KLAXON * * *
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Post by Fiss Plaps » Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:33 pm

Apparent professional darts players have to go back to work tomorrow.
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Post by Mabbsy » Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:34 pm

Comms duscussing the journey from lakeside to Teesside and Yorkshire

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Post by Fiss Plaps » Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:35 pm

Rawling admitting the crowd are biased towards Waites tonight.
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Post by Rogg » Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:41 pm

Waste with a 180 followed by 29.

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Post by Rogg » Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:44 pm

Pigpen wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:27 pm why have they turned the thudthudthud microphone up just for this final?
To influence viewers' hearts to keep beating? Might want to turn it up further if anything.
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Post by Fiss Plaps » Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:47 pm

Camera switches to a mad bitch in the crowd waving a stencilled sign that reads "YOU OWE ME DINNER SIMON BURTENSHAW 180"
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Post by shenmue » Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:49 pm

More missed doubles from Waites. Another chokefest.

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Post by Gunga Din » Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:51 pm

its very plausible the winning average in the Munters final will be higher than the winning average of this shitfest

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Post by Rogg » Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:53 pm

Gunga Din wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:51 pm its very plausible the winning average in the Munters final will be higher than the winning average of this shitfest
I was just thinking of the style with which Suzuki took down the first two sets in the real final yesterday.
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