Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeside Howlers

[The Ginge Reaper]

On-screen graphics proclaiming Widmayer v Heydon is a Round 1 game when it's a Prelim.

Did it say Round 2 for the last game?

[Rogg]

"I can assure you he can play a lot better than he is at the moment"

bla bla.

All these guys have jobs outside darts... at the World Pro.

[Randall]

Excusing the standard already.

[Fiss Plaps]

On-screen graphics proclaiming Widmayer v Heydon is a Round 1 game when it's a Prelim.

Did it say Round 2 for the last game?

Nope.

Rawling and Mason going on about players at Ally Pally being "full time pros" in regards to the shit standard.

EDIT: Heydon's attempt at D18 for the first set nearly hitting T18.

[Rogg]

Heydon's dart at d18. That must be a record. Almost bust it in the treble.

[Randall]

On-screen graphics proclaiming Widmayer v Heydon is a Round 1 game when it's a Prelim.

Did it say Round 2 for the last game?

Nope.

Rawling and Mason going on about players at Ally Pally being "full time pros" in regards to the shit standard.

EDIT: Heydon's attempt at D18 for the first set nearly hitting T18.

Don't call it the world professional championship then!

[Fiss Plaps]

Inexplicable drop out of sound during Widmayer-Heydon.

[Rogg]

On-screen graphics proclaiming Widmayer v Heydon is a Round 1 game when it's a Prelim.

Did it say Round 2 for the last game?

Nope.

Rawling and Mason going on about players at Ally Pally being "full time pros" in regards to the shit standard.

EDIT: Heydon's attempt at D18 for the first set nearly hitting T18.

Don't call it the world professional championship then!

That would nicely solve a whole range of problems. But never mind, on we go!

[Rogg]

Gaz klaxon. Not hanging around.

[Fiss Plaps]

Mason: "Nigel Heydon is a much better player than this"

[Fiss Plaps]

Fancy dress shown.

Widmayer immediately scores 24 after the fancy dress was on screen.

[Rogg]

"I've seen him plenty of times hitting averages that are closer than 100 to 90"

At least four times that kind of thing has been said today already. Not sure this level in a prelim game actually requires excuses.

[Zeyes]

Widmayer averaging 88 described as "playing solid as a rock" by Mason.

[Randall]

"You don't get stratospheric averages down here"

[Rogg]

"You don't get stratospheric averages down here"

The commentators really need to chill a bit. They make it sound worse than it actually is when they try this hard.

[Randall]

"You don't get stratospheric averages down here"

The commentators really need to chill a bit. They make it sound worse than it actually is when they try this hard.

Spent most of the 1st 2 games apologising for or excusing the standard.

[Mabbsy]

Most of the crowd having a quiet chat amongst themselves or a sleep as the action unfolds in front of them.

[Rogg]

Most of the crowd having a quiet chat amongst themselves or a sleep as the action unfolds in front of them.

The Englander has just levelled it up against the foreigner. They'll go full EDL in the decider.

[fandarts]

Most of the crowd having a quiet chat amongst themselves or a sleep as the action unfolds in front of them.

like your missus when you are making love to her.

[Rogg]

Fanny getting malicious now. Always the same.