Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers

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Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers

Post by Randall » Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:32 pm

Nobody in the crowd or the comms give a fuck.
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Post by Fiss Plaps » Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:33 pm

Tony recounting that one of Scott's friends took a leg off him in the Grand Slam qualifier a few years ago.

Duzza jumping county mentioned.
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Post by Fiss Plaps » Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:55 pm

Equal prize funds discussed again.

Unterbuchner with a scoring visit of 38.

Waites wins with an 85 average. Unterbuchner barely averages 80.
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Post by Rogg » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:03 pm

The first semi-final in the men's event.

Unty scores 40 on 219.
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Post by Fiss Plaps » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:07 pm

Both Waites and Unterbuchner averaging less than Suzuki.
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Post by Zeyes » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:14 pm

Mason sounding the "biggest stage of all" klaxon.

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Post by Fiss Plaps » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:17 pm

Mason talks about Williams being only threatened this tournament by Mitchell, conveniently forgetting that Roger Janssen was 2-0 up on him.
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Post by shenmue » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:17 pm

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Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:12 pm
Comms lost all interest in the game
I turned it off after 3 sets. Waites has been involved in some of the worst semi finals and finals at Lakeshite but he won't be bothered.

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Post by Fiss Plaps » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:18 pm

* * * AVERAGES DON'T MATTER KLAXON * * *

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Post by Zeyes » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:22 pm

Mason thinking somebody's going to seize the opportunity and stage a big-money women's tournament in Japan now, rofl.

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Post by Rogg » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:35 pm

Stone_Roses365 @Stone_Roses365 2h
I’d let someone else do it next year, ask a stupid question you will get a stupid answer

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Thanks dickhead I’ll beat myself up about that enough. Don’t need your help.

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Post by Fiss Plaps » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:45 pm

Rogg wrote:
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Stone_Roses365 @Stone_Roses365 2h
I’d let someone else do it next year, ask a stupid question you will get a stupid answer

Georgie Bingham @georgiebingham
Thanks dickhead I’ll beat myself up about that enough. Don’t need your help.

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Post by Randall » Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:06 pm

Zeyes wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:22 pm
Mason thinking somebody's going to seize the opportunity and stage a big-money women's tournament in Japan now, rofl.
He doesn't really
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Post by Zeyes » Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:22 pm

Makes no real difference if he actually believes it, saying it on TV is bad enough.

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Post by Randall » Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:23 pm

No worse than a load of other crap he has spouted during his "bdo phase"
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Post by Fiss Plaps » Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:48 pm

Mason mentioning county play-offs in relation to the women's play-off qualifiers.

Adams salutes the crowd mid-punditry, who have been howling like fuckwits all week when he appears.
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Post by Thaddeus Griffin » Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:01 pm

Coombs describes Lakeshite as “absolutely jumping”, while the mong pit chants along to The Beatles.

Waiting for the first rendition of “Yaya, Kolo”. Best of order, ladies and gentlemen.

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Post by Fiss Plaps » Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:07 pm

Duzza manages to miss both single 20 and single 13 in an attempt to finish 68.

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Post by Gunga Din » Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:10 pm

Rawlings sayings wouldnt be surprised if we got our 1st 100 average of the week in this game. I would. I'd be fucking stunned.

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Post by Mabbsy » Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:10 pm

Oshea claiming Ronnie O'Sullivan hits a 147 every other frame

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