Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by The Ginge Reaper » Thu Nov 15, 2018 4:52 pm

Maybe he knows you are a violent bastard and got confused and meant to type "house arrest"
Big changes on the way ! We've heard it before but it's different this time !!!! , I believe Bdo gonna grow x

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Post by Randall » Thu Nov 15, 2018 4:55 pm

The Ginge Reaper wrote:Maybe he knows you are a violent bastard and got confused and meant to type "house arrest"
One of my staff is in court next month for assault.
Dreadful behaviour.

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Post by Father Rout » Thu Nov 15, 2018 5:17 pm

Surely there's no tickets left?
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Post by Mabbsy » Thu Nov 15, 2018 5:23 pm

Father Rout wrote:Surely there's no tickets left?
How silly of me, I forgot it sells out in minutes :o

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Rogg » Thu Nov 22, 2018 3:11 pm

Draw is announced today, apparently. Recorded in April. How many times will Pip Blackwell emerge?

Could be Hamilton v Newton in the prelim round...


1 – Mark McGeeney (Eng)
2 – Glen Durrant (Eng)
3 – Jim Williams (Wal)
4 – Wesley Harms (Ned)
5 – Michael Unterbuchner (Ger)
6 – Scott Mitchell (Eng)
7 – Big jobbo (Eng)
8 – Richard Veenstra (Ned)
9 – Scott Waites (Eng)
10 – Chris Landman (Ned)
11 – Dave Parletti (Eng)
12 – Wayne Warren (Wal)
13 – Willem Mandigers (Ned)
14 – Daniel Day (Eng)
15 – Ross Mcnoloyalty (Sco)
16 – Martin Phillips (Wal)
Kyle McKinstry (Nir)
Scott Baker (Eng)
Derk Telnekes (Ned)
Tony O’Shea (Eng)
Conan Whitehead (Eng)
Dean Reynolds (Wal)
Jeffrey van Egdom (Bel)
Mark Layton (Wal)

PRELIM
Wouter Vaes (Ned)
Justin Thompson (Aus)
Wesley Newton (Eng)
Adam Smith-Neale (Eng)
Andy Hamilton (Eng)
Nigel Heydon (Eng)
Ryan Hogarth (Sco)
Krzysztof Kciuk (Pol)
Mal Cuming (Aus)
Brian Løkken (Den)
Paul Hogan (Eng)
David Cameron (Can)
Oliver Ferenc (Ser)
Mark McGrath (Nzl)
Jim Widmayer (USA)
Roger Janssen (Bel)
Goldsaddle Goatfish
cnt go round calliNG people cyclops

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by The Thorn » Thu Nov 22, 2018 3:18 pm

Hammer, Newton, Smith-Neale and Hogan in the prelims, tough.

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by sennafan24 » Thu Nov 22, 2018 3:25 pm

Don't forget the mighty Nigel Heydon
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Post by Rogg » Thu Nov 22, 2018 3:31 pm

sennafan24 wrote:Don't forget the mighty Nigel Heydon
As though we could.

A Lakeshite field always ends up looking better one year on. Gone missing since the last edition:

Hughes, Menzies, Noppert, Fitton, Labanauskas, Baetens, De Vos, Adams
Goldsaddle Goatfish
cnt go round calliNG people cyclops

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Post by sennafan24 » Thu Nov 22, 2018 3:35 pm

Rogg wrote:
sennafan24 wrote:Don't forget the mighty Nigel Heydon
As though we could.

A Lakeshite field always ends up looking better one year on. Gone missing since the last edition:

Hughes, Menzies, Noppert, Fitton, Labanauskas, Baetens, De Vos, Adams
At least Dave Cameron is back. Quality player.
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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Tommo » Thu Nov 22, 2018 4:01 pm

Harms 4th seed, jesus fucking wept.
They're all here!

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Post by Father Rout » Thu Nov 22, 2018 4:58 pm

Tommo wrote:Harms 4th seed, jesus fucking wept.
McGeeney first seed, dear fucking god!
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Post by sennafan24 » Thu Nov 22, 2018 5:11 pm

Robbo at number 7.
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Post by Father Rout » Thu Nov 22, 2018 5:12 pm

Greatest field ever assembled!
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by sennafan24 » Thu Nov 22, 2018 6:49 pm

Father Rout wrote:Greatest field ever assembled!
Greatest field that should have never been assembled.
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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Fiss Plaps » Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:09 pm

The closest Wolfie will get to the 2019 championships.
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Just so you don't have to watch Little Richard, Potter and Wolfie draw balls from a bag in an otherwise empty room:

MUNTERS
Lorraine Winstanley v Casey Gallagher
Trina Gulliver v Karolina Podgorska
Anastasia Dobromyslova v Laura Turner
Aileen de Graaf v Paula Jacklin
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Deta Hedman v Maria O'Brien
Fallon Sherrock v Corrine Hammond
Lisa Ashton v Mikuru Suzuki
Sharon Prins v Roz Bulmer

JOBBERS
Prelim Round
Mal Cuming v Justin Thompson
Brian Lokken v Krzysztof Kciuk
Paul Hogan v Wes Newton
David Cameron v Andy Hamilton
Oliver Ferenc v Ryan Hogarth
Mark McGrath v Adam Smith-Neale
Jim Widmayer v Nigel Heydon
Roger Janssen v Wouter Vaes

Tournament Bracket
Mark McGeeney v Derk Telnekes
Martin Phillips v Conan Whitehead
Richard Veenstra v Widmayer/Heydon
Scott Waites v Jeffrey van Egdom
Michael Unterbuchner v Cuming/Thompson
Wayne Warren v Mark Layton
Wesley Harms v Tony O'Shea
Willem Mandigers v Hogan/Newton
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Jim Williams v Janssen/Vaes
Daniel Day v Dean Reynolds
Scott Mitchell v Ferenc/Hogarth
Dave Parletti v Lokken/Kciuk
Big jobbo v Cameron/Hamilton
Chris Landman v Kyle McKinstry
Glen Durrant v McGrath/Smith-Neale
Ross Mcnoloyalty v Scott Baker
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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Pigpen » Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:13 pm

Rogg wrote:
sennafan24 wrote:Don't forget the mighty Nigel Heydon
As though we could.

A Lakeshite field always ends up looking better one year on. Gone missing since the last edition:

Hughes, Menzies, Noppert, Fitton, Labanauskas, Baetens, De Vos, Adams
so we can be assured that at least 50% of the commentary for the whole week will be them banging on about how many consecutive Lakeshites the "great Martin Adams" appeared at... before this one.
Splendid.

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Post by sennafan24 » Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:24 pm

"SHABBA"

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by The Thorn » Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:25 pm

Anyone figured out the draw yet? Not gonna watch 12 minutes of pish taking notes, even if its the mighty Wolfie doing it

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Post by Fiss Plaps » Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:27 pm

The Thorn wrote:Anyone figured out the draw yet? Not gonna watch 12 minutes of pish taking notes, even if its the mighty Wolfie doing it
MUNTERS
Lorraine Winstanley v Casey Gallagher
Trina Gulliver v Karolina Podgorska
Anastasia Dobromyslova v Laura Turner
Aileen de Graaf v Paula Jacklin
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Deta Hedman v Maria O'Brien
Fallon Sherrock v Corrine Hammond
Lisa Ashton v Mikuru Suzuki
Sharon Prins v Roz Bulmer

JOBBERS
Prelim Round
Mal Cuming v Justin Thompson
Brian Lokken v Krzysztof Kciuk
Paul Hogan v Wes Newton
David Cameron v Andy Hamilton
Oliver Ferenc v Ryan Hogarth
Mark McGrath v Adam Smith-Neale
Jim Widmayer v Nigel Heydon
Roger Janssen v Wouter Vaes

Tournament Bracket
Mark McGeeney v Derk Telnekes
Martin Phillips v Conan Whitehead
Richard Veenstra v Widmayer/Heydon
Scott Waites v Jeffrey van Egdom
Michael Unterbuchner v Cuming/Thompson
Wayne Warren v Mark Layton
Wesley Harms v Tony O'Shea
Willem Mandigers v Hogan/Newton
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Jim Williams v Janssen/Vaes
Daniel Day v Dean Reynolds
Scott Mitchell v Ferenc/Hogarth
Dave Parletti v Lokken/Kciuk
Big jobbo v Cameron/Hamilton
Chris Landman v Kyle McKinstry
Glen Durrant v McGrath/Smith-Neale
Ross Mcnoloyalty v Scott Baker
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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Randall » Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:29 pm

Potential masters style banana skin for duzza.
Newton got it as tough as it could be.

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