Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by skweezit » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:04 pm

durrant has some wit on him.
"he's a loser." about jim williams

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by skweezit » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:05 pm

Randall wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:58 pm
skweezit wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:57 pm
anyone know how much it cost to get into that one game semi-finals session?
curious.
Think Mitchell said 45 quid last night
58 bucks.
wow.

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by skweezit » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:07 pm

Rogg wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:03 pm
skweezit wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:00 pm
6-3
one of those games that seemed much closer.
Not unlike Smith-Aspinall in the Ally Pally semis. A vastly inferior version of it, naturally.
natch :lol:

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Rogg » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:07 pm

skweezit wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:04 pm
durrant has some wit on him.
"he's a loser." about jim williams
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Glen Durants comment there I’m a winner he’s a loser go to to the Pdc and say that durrant you’ll be a loser there!! Like they say win graciously lose graciously!!!!

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by .Scatman. » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:12 pm

Durrant had the goods when it mattered, big 110 and 115 finishes and a 123 to round it off. Williams has been solid this tournament and seems a nice bloke, wouldnt be surprised if he rocks up at q school.

Durrant will outscore waites but he has not looked to assured on the doubles. Waites will fancy his chances but duzza 7-5 for me.
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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Mr Hellface » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:17 pm

Sooooo predictable, get your cash on Durrant on 6-1 or 6-2...easy money

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Post by SolidSCB » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:22 pm

Would just cap off the tournament for Durrant to be a blubbering wreck trying to 'emulate Bristow' and Waites to sneak in and take the title with an 89 average.

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by skweezit » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:24 pm

Rogg wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:07 pm
skweezit wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:04 pm
durrant has some wit on him.
"he's a loser." about jim williams
Jon Bellard @JonBellard1 18s
Glen Durants comment there I’m a winner he’s a loser go to to the Pdc and say that durrant you’ll be a loser there!! Like they say win graciously lose graciously!!!!

:?

Col Mustard: We'll have a quiet night

Miss Scarlet: No murdering!

Professor Plum: No one dying tonight!

Jon Bellard: Glen Durants comment there I’m a winner he’s a loser go to to the Pdc and say that durrant you’ll be a loser there!! Like they say win graciously lose graciously!!!!

*long pause*

Col Mustard: Maybe a little murdering

Miss Scarlet: Toss me that candlestick

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Fiss Plaps » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:25 pm

End of session 16. Only Phantom v Hinges left.

JOBBERS' PRELIM ROUND (AVERAGE: 82.40, 2018: 81.85)
(86.27) Jim Widmayer 2 - 3 Nigel Heydon (88.60)
(88.09) Paul Hogan 3 - 1 Wes Newton (78.28)
(81.60) Mal Cuming 0 - 3 Justin Thompson (91.17)
(77.17) Brian Løkken 1 - 3 Krzysztof Kciuk (79.37)
(82.43) Roger Janssen 3 - 0 Wouter Vaes (78.68)
(87.00) Mark McGrath 3 - 0 Adam Smith-Neale (66.54)
(86.13) David Cameron 3 - 0 Andy Hamilton (83.53)
(82.47) Oliver Ferenc 3 - 1 Ryan Hogarth (81.17)

JOBBERS' FIRST ROUND (AVERAGE: 86.36, 2018: 86.61)
(87.73) Mark McGeeney 3 - 1 Derk Telnekes (85.14)
(82.23) Martin Phillips 2 - 3 Conan Whitehead (83.34)
(87.89) Wesley Harms 3 - 2 Tony O'Shea (84.90)
(82.69) Willem Mandigers 3 - 0 Paul Hogan (88.31)
(86.55) Scott Waites 3 - 1 Jeffrey Van Egdom (82.08)
(89.68) Richard Veenstra 3 - 2 Nigel Heydon (93.08)
(90.13) Michael Unterbuchner 3 - 2 Justin Thompson (86.72)
(97.71) Wayne Warren 3 - 0 Mark Layton (86.91)
(93.90) Glen Durrant 3 - 0 Mark McGrath (82.89)
(79.29) Ross Montgomery 0 - 3 Scott Baker (83.16)
(74.34) Gary Robson 1 - 3 David Cameron (89.65)
(89.01) Chris Landman 2 - 3 Kyle McKinstry (91.16)
(94.64) Scott Mitchell 3 - 0 Oliver Ferenc (85.60)
(83.82) Dave Parletti 1 - 3 Krzysztof Kciuk (85.93)
(92.26) Jim Williams 3 - 2 Roger Janssen (85.97)
(80.29) Daniel Day 1 - 3 Dean Reynolds (76.59)

JOBBERS' SECOND ROUND (AVERAGE: 88.90, 2018: 90.59)
(86.72) Mark McGeeney 0 - 4 Conan Whitehead (96.25)
(88.36) Richard Veenstra 1 - 4 Scott Waites (92.82)
(91.54) Michael Unterbuchner 4 - 0 Wayne Warren (91.40)
(92.60) Wesley Harms 2 - 4 Willem Mandigers (93.00)
(95.92) Glen Durrant 4 - 3 Scott Baker (88.16)
(83.77) David Cameron 3 - 4 Kyle McKinstry (88.94)
(86.00) Scott Mitchell 4 - 0 Krzysztof Kciuk (81.78)
(91.82) Jim Williams 4 - 0 Dean Reynolds (73.29)

JOBBERS' QUARTER-FINALS (AVERAGE: 92.11, 2018: 92.63)
(92.93) Conan Whitehead 3 - 5 Scott Waites (95.13)
(88.09) Michael Unterbuchner 5 - 4 Willem Mandigers (86.42)
(98.02) Glen Durrant 5 - 2 Kyle McKinstry (90.96)
(92.08) Scott Mitchell 3 - 5 Jim Williams (93.27)

JOBBERS' SEMI-FINALS (AVERAGE: 89.76, 2018: 91.98)
(85.29) Scott Waites 6 - 1 Michael Unterbuchner (83.22)
(96.05) Glen Durrant 6 - 3 Jim Williams (94.47)

JOBBERS' FINAL
Scott Waites v Glen Durrant

MUNTERS' FIRST ROUND (AVERAGE: 72.22, 2018: 72.48)
(69.25) Lorraine Winstanley 2 - 1 Casey Gallagher (71.46)
(72.51) Trina Gulliver 2 - 1 Karolina Podgorska (70.02)
(81.98) Anastasia Dobromyslova 2 - 0 Laura Turner (59.11)
(72.11) Aileen de Graaf 2 - 0 Paula Jacklin (65.35)
(75.81) Lisa Ashton 0 - 2 Mikuru Suzuki (79.83)
(63.76) Sharon Prins 2 - 0 Roz Bulmer (65.45)
(67.52) Deta Hedman 0 - 2 Maria O'Brien (70.81)
(89.67) Fallon Sherrock 2 - 0 Corrine Hammond (80.94)

MUNTERS' QUARTER-FINALS (AVERAGE: 73.70, 2018: 75.36)
(73.04) Lorraine Winstanley 2 - 0 Trina Gulliver (72.34)
(82.58) Anastasia Dobromyslova 2 - 0 Aileen de Graaf (75.31)
(61.70) Mikuru Suzuki 2 - 0 Sharon Prins (59.10)
(86.69) Maria O'Brien 2 - 0 Fallon Sherrock (78.84)

MUNTERS' SEMI-FINALS (AVERAGE: 74.65, 2018: 81.49)
(75.19) Lorraine Winstanley 2 - 1 Anastasia Dobromyslova (78.21)
(76.12) Mikuru Suzuki 2 - 1 Maria O'Brien (69.07)

MUNTERS' FINAL (AVERAGE: 84.47, 2018: 85.82)
(90.12) Mikuru Suzuki 2 - 0 Lorraine Winstanley (78.81)

JUNIOR JOBBERS' FINAL (AVERAGE: 81.61, 2018: 87.66)
(86.65) Leighton Bennett 3 - 0 Nathan Girvan (76.56)

90+ average count now at 25 with only Glen and Jim hitting it in every single one of their games. Semi-final average down below 90 mainly due to Waites v Unterbuchner being way worse than McGeeney v Unterbuchner last year.
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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Rogg » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:27 pm

Session after session a disaster. German Richie George needs waterboarding.
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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by The Ginge Reaper » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:29 pm

Randall wrote:
skweezit wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:57 pm
anyone know how much it cost to get into that one game semi-finals session?
curious.
Think Mitchell said 45 quid last night
It's an all day ticket. You can't just get one for the evening.
Big changes on the way ! We've heard it before but it's different this time !!!! , I believe Bdo gonna grow x

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Rogg » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:30 pm

skweezit wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:24 pm
Rogg wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:07 pm
skweezit wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:04 pm
durrant has some wit on him.
"he's a loser." about jim williams
Jon Bellard @JonBellard1 18s
Glen Durants comment there I’m a winner he’s a loser go to to the Pdc and say that durrant you’ll be a loser there!! Like they say win graciously lose graciously!!!!

:?

Col Mustard: We'll have a quiet night

Miss Scarlet: No murdering!

Professor Plum: No one dying tonight!

Jon Bellard: Glen Durants comment there I’m a winner he’s a loser go to to the Pdc and say that durrant you’ll be a loser there!! Like they say win graciously lose graciously!!!!

*long pause*

Col Mustard: Maybe a little murdering

Miss Scarlet: Toss me that candlestick
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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Mr Hellface » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:31 pm

Another easy win for Durrant, this has been an awful Mens Championship, it was plane as day from the 1st round Durrant has won, awful, plough your doe into 6-1 or 6-2 Durrant tomorrow

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Randall » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:34 pm

Mr Hellface wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:31 pm
Another easy win for Durrant, this has been an awful Mens Championship, it was plane as day from the 1st round Durrant has won, awful, plough your doe into 6-1 or 6-2 Durrant tomorrow
Real test starts Thursday.
Could be some more gilding shaped amusement.
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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Gunga Din » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:35 pm

Mr Hellface wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:31 pm
Another easy win for Durrant, this has been an awful Mens Championship, it was plane as day from the 1st round Durrant has won, awful, plough your doe into 6-1 or 6-2 Durrant tomorrow
is it not first to 7?

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Randall » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:39 pm

Gunga Din wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:35 pm
Mr Hellface wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:31 pm
Another easy win for Durrant, this has been an awful Mens Championship, it was plane as day from the 1st round Durrant has won, awful, plough your doe into 6-1 or 6-2 Durrant tomorrow
is it not first to 7?
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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Mr Hellface » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:39 pm

If anyone thinks Waites is beating Durrant tomorrow can you please drop those druggs round to me, will be 6-1 or 6-2, u can take that to the bank

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Titselena Bumsquirt » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:52 pm

Mr Hellface wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:39 pm
If anyone thinks Waites is beating Durrant tomorrow can you please drop those druggs round to me, will be 6-1 or 6-2, u can take that to the bank
I'll take it to the bank the game doesn't end either of those scores. Maybe remove the - and the 61 and 62 will be the averages mind.

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Post by BoomBoom » Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:08 pm

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12.36pts difference in their averages this year, the highest in the time I've recorded.

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Rogg » Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:27 pm

You'd think that having the PDC #73 in the Ally Pally semi-finals would have helped the Professional tournament close the gap...
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