Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Zeyes » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:09 pm

Rogg wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:08 pm
Fiss Plaps wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:06 pm
PDC World Championship Semi-Final #1: (105.22) Michael Smith 6 - 3 Nathan Aspinall (100.53)

BDO World Championship Semi-Final #1: (85.29) Scott Waites 6 - 1 Michael Unterbuchner (83.22)

"Phil Taylor is the only difference between the codes"
"wouldn't have looked out of place in the PDC last 4 at the PDPA qualifier"
Fixed.

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Fiss Plaps » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:10 pm

Rogg wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:08 pm
Fiss Plaps wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:06 pm
PDC World Championship Semi-Final #1: (105.22) Michael Smith 6 - 3 Nathan Aspinall (100.53)

BDO World Championship Semi-Final #1: (85.29) Scott Waites 6 - 1 Michael Unterbuchner (83.22)

"Phil Taylor is the only difference between the codes"
"wouldn't have looked out of place in the PDC last 4"
Even Ryan Joyce played better in the last 8 and he was far and away the worst player in the quarter-finals.
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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Zeyes » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:11 pm

The only player who got close to pushing Waites so far was Whitehead, of all people. Must have been the PDC experience, I guess.

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Greipel » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:14 pm

Can anybody tell me, how many 100+ finishes were there in the last match? Thanks.
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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by HalloweenJack » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:15 pm

Fiss Plaps wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:06 pm
PDC World Championship Semi-Final #1: (105.22) Michael Smith 6 - 3 Nathan Aspinall (100.53)

BDO World Championship Semi-Final #1: (85.29) Scott Waites 6 - 1 Michael Unterbuchner (83.22)

"Phil Taylor is the only difference between the codes"

I still reckon Waites would beat Aspinall if they played though far more times than not.

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Randall » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:16 pm

I need a break after that garbage.
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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Zeyes » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:18 pm

Randall wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:16 pm
I need a break after that garbage.
105 averages incoming, folks.

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Mr Hellface » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:19 pm

Gods sake, still got that fucking Baby Shark song stuck in my head..

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Fiss Plaps » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:20 pm

End of session 15. Just two matches left and this shit can be sent to the history books.

JOBBERS' PRELIM ROUND (AVERAGE: 82.40, 2018: 81.85)
(86.27) Jim Widmayer 2 - 3 Nigel Heydon (88.60)
(88.09) Paul Hogan 3 - 1 Wes Newton (78.28)
(81.60) Mal Cuming 0 - 3 Justin Thompson (91.17)
(77.17) Brian Løkken 1 - 3 Krzysztof Kciuk (79.37)
(82.43) Roger Janssen 3 - 0 Wouter Vaes (78.68)
(87.00) Mark McGrath 3 - 0 Adam Smith-Neale (66.54)
(86.13) David Cameron 3 - 0 Andy Hamilton (83.53)
(82.47) Oliver Ferenc 3 - 1 Ryan Hogarth (81.17)

JOBBERS' FIRST ROUND (AVERAGE: 86.36, 2018: 86.61)
(87.73) Mark McGeeney 3 - 1 Derk Telnekes (85.14)
(82.23) Martin Phillips 2 - 3 Conan Whitehead (83.34)
(87.89) Wesley Harms 3 - 2 Tony O'Shea (84.90)
(82.69) Willem Mandigers 3 - 0 Paul Hogan (88.31)
(86.55) Scott Waites 3 - 1 Jeffrey Van Egdom (82.08)
(89.68) Richard Veenstra 3 - 2 Nigel Heydon (93.08)
(90.13) Michael Unterbuchner 3 - 2 Justin Thompson (86.72)
(97.71) Wayne Warren 3 - 0 Mark Layton (86.91)
(93.90) Glen Durrant 3 - 0 Mark McGrath (82.89)
(79.29) Ross Montgomery 0 - 3 Scott Baker (83.16)
(74.34) Gary Robson 1 - 3 David Cameron (89.65)
(89.01) Chris Landman 2 - 3 Kyle McKinstry (91.16)
(94.64) Scott Mitchell 3 - 0 Oliver Ferenc (85.60)
(83.82) Dave Parletti 1 - 3 Krzysztof Kciuk (85.93)
(92.26) Jim Williams 3 - 2 Roger Janssen (85.97)
(80.29) Daniel Day 1 - 3 Dean Reynolds (76.59)

JOBBERS' SECOND ROUND (AVERAGE: 88.90, 2018: 90.59)
(86.72) Mark McGeeney 0 - 4 Conan Whitehead (96.25)
(88.36) Richard Veenstra 1 - 4 Scott Waites (92.82)
(91.54) Michael Unterbuchner 4 - 0 Wayne Warren (91.40)
(92.60) Wesley Harms 2 - 4 Willem Mandigers (93.00)
(95.92) Glen Durrant 4 - 3 Scott Baker (88.16)
(83.77) David Cameron 3 - 4 Kyle McKinstry (88.94)
(86.00) Scott Mitchell 4 - 0 Krzysztof Kciuk (81.78)
(91.82) Jim Williams 4 - 0 Dean Reynolds (73.29)

JOBBERS' QUARTER-FINALS (AVERAGE: 92.11, 2018: 92.63)
(92.93) Conan Whitehead 3 - 5 Scott Waites (95.13)
(88.09) Michael Unterbuchner 5 - 4 Willem Mandigers (86.42)
(98.02) Glen Durrant 5 - 2 Kyle McKinstry (90.96)
(92.08) Scott Mitchell 3 - 5 Jim Williams (93.27)

JOBBERS' SEMI-FINALS
(85.29) Scott Waites 6 - 1 Michael Unterbuchner (83.22)

MUNTERS' FIRST ROUND (AVERAGE: 72.22, 2018: 72.48)
(69.25) Lorraine Winstanley 2 - 1 Casey Gallagher (71.46)
(72.51) Trina Gulliver 2 - 1 Karolina Podgorska (70.02)
(81.98) Anastasia Dobromyslova 2 - 0 Laura Turner (59.11)
(72.11) Aileen de Graaf 2 - 0 Paula Jacklin (65.35)
(75.81) Lisa Ashton 0 - 2 Mikuru Suzuki (79.83)
(63.76) Sharon Prins 2 - 0 Roz Bulmer (65.45)
(67.52) Deta Hedman 0 - 2 Maria O'Brien (70.81)
(89.67) Fallon Sherrock 2 - 0 Corrine Hammond (80.94)

MUNTERS' QUARTER-FINALS (AVERAGE: 73.70, 2018: 75.36)
(73.04) Lorraine Winstanley 2 - 0 Trina Gulliver (72.34)
(82.58) Anastasia Dobromyslova 2 - 0 Aileen de Graaf (75.31)
(61.70) Mikuru Suzuki 2 - 0 Sharon Prins (59.10)
(86.69) Maria O'Brien 2 - 0 Fallon Sherrock (78.84)

MUNTERS' SEMI-FINALS (AVERAGE: 74.65, 2018: 81.49)
(75.19) Lorraine Winstanley 2 - 1 Anastasia Dobromyslova (78.21)
(76.12) Mikuru Suzuki 2 - 1 Maria O'Brien (69.07)

MUNTERS' FINAL (AVERAGE: 84.47, 2018: 85.82)
(90.12) Mikuru Suzuki 2 - 0 Lorraine Winstanley (78.81)

JUNIOR JOBBERS' FINAL (AVERAGE: 81.61, 2018: 87.66)
(86.65) Leighton Bennett 3 - 0 Nathan Girvan (76.56)

90+ average count now at 23 thanks to Mikuru and NOT the men. Overall standard in that final slightly worse due to Winstanley not averaging 80, which both Lisa and Ana did last year.
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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Mr Hellface » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:25 pm

Unterbuchner.. more like uttershite, that was was a parade by Waites

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by M H » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:41 pm

Mr Hellface wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:19 pm
Gods sake, still got that fucking Baby Shark song stuck in my head..
Baby shark do do do do do do......
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by skweezit » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:46 pm

just watched the Suzuki match.
she was first-rate. superb.
immensely enjoyed that.

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by skweezit » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:49 pm

take it that waites won.
hopefully durrant can make it to the finals too.

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Greipel » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:52 pm

Greipel wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:14 pm
Can anybody tell me, how many 100+ finishes were there in the last match? Thanks.
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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Mr Hellface » Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:01 pm

M H wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:41 pm
Mr Hellface wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:19 pm
Gods sake, still got that fucking Baby Shark song stuck in my head..
Baby shark do do do do do do......
Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggggghhhhhh

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Randall » Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:16 pm

What time is the 2nd semi final?
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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Zeyes » Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:23 pm

Planned 6:45.

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Randall » Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:24 pm

Zeyes wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:23 pm
Planned 6:45.
Thought I'd have a longer recovery time.
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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Thaddeus Griffin » Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:47 pm

Had to turn down the mong pit behind Nat Coombs so he could be heard. Home of World Darts. Best of order.

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Re: Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

Post by Randall » Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:50 pm

Thaddeus Griffin wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:47 pm
Had to turn down the mong pit behind Nat Coombs so he could be heard. Home of World Darts. Best of order.
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