The 2018 BDO World Darts Catas-Trophy

[Tommo]

The best field ever assembled............

They should be assembled in a field, then fucking shot.

[Randall]

The best field ever assembled............

They should be assembled in a field, then fucking shot.

And then deported

[sennafan24]

The best field ever assembled............

They should be assembled in a field, then fucking shot.

"hater"

[Sin]

The best field ever assembled............

They should be assembled in a field, then fucking shot.

[Fiss Plaps]

The rankings...
1 Mark McGeeney (England) 381
2 Glen Durrant (England) 355
3 Scott Mitchell (England) 322
4 Jim Williams (Wales) 298
5 Richard Veenstra (Netherlands) 280
6 Martin Phillips (Wales) 277
7 Ross Mcnoloyalty (Scotland) 275
8 Willem Mandigers (Netherlands) 268
9 Scott Waites (England) 262
10 Andy Baetens (Belgium) 258
11 James Hurrell (England) 256
12 Geert de Vos (Belgium) 242
13 Kyle McKinstry (Northern Ireland) 240
14 = Dean Reynolds (Wales) 237
14 = Wesley Harms (Netherlands) 237
16 Conan Whitehead (England) 232


lol @ monty and phillips STILL ranking high. The quiff must be eyeing that number 1 spot.

Even by the amazingly low standards of the BDO that is a woeful list. Sunshine Special """world""" #4? Binman and Dutch Justin Moorhouse as Top 8 players?

Jim Williams as a #1 would make even less sense than McGeeney having darts to win Lakeside.

I still can't believe that actually happened.

[Sin]

The cunts
1 Mark McGeeney (England) 381 shit cunt bottle job
2 Glen Durrant (England) 355 stroke featured smoggy cunt, voice was used by Stallone at the end of the 1st Rocky film
3 Scott Mitchell (England) 322, good with colours, shit at darts, fists Fresians and not for vetinary reasons
4 Jim Williams (Wales) 298, bums sheeps, eats coal, scared of electricity
5 Richard Veenstra (Netherlands) 280 who Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs is based on
6 Martin Phillips (Wales) 277 Lives in skip, 3 times Welsh scrotum scratching champion
7 Ross Mcnoloyalty (Scotland) 275 Poisnous little Gnome, The AIDS was infected by him
8 Willem Mandigers (Netherlands) 268 Dutch scum
9 Scott Waites (England) 262 Shaved coconut headed yorkshire piss can, CSE grade 2 in woodwork
10 Andy Baetens (Belgium) 258 Someone for that fucking mong Twatty Jackie to cheer on
11 James Hurrell (England) 256 Basically shit,
12 Geert de Vos (Belgium) 242 Another one for that cunt Jackie to moisten his gusset over
13 Kyle McKinstry (Northern Ireland) 240 Won 4th prize in the christmas raffle at his local, this is his prize
14 = Dean Reynolds (Wales) 237 Should change his nick name to Indoor Firework
14 = Wesley Harms (Netherlands) 237
16 Conan Whitehead (England) 232


lol @ monty and phillips STILL ranking high. The quiff must be eyeing that number 1 spot.

[The Ginge Reaper]

The BDO eventually got round to putting this news on Facebook.
The very first reply...



Jesus!