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Re: Premier league, annual rape victim

Post by sennafan24 » Thu Feb 22, 2018 11:07 pm

Price.
HalloweenJack wrote: Wed Dec 02, 2020 12:25 am I will debate with anybody on here without becoming indignant and self righteous. I certainly never get angry.

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Re: Premier league, annual rape victim

Post by Sin » Thu Feb 22, 2018 11:18 pm

sennafan24 wrote:Price.
That would be jolly

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Re: Premier league, annual rape victim

Post by Hutchy72 » Thu Mar 08, 2018 7:55 pm

I'm no fan of the yawning postman that keeps tipping his filthy mix into groupies behind the back of the lovely Sylvia, however a return to form and a proper bum drumming for the screeching cave dwelling steroid freak that sits at the base of the table will almost have a cunt like me cheering on the big fat idle toad.
Fortunately the Aussie alky Worzel Gummige tribute act has done enough early doors this season too simply roll over and let the Dutch Matt Lucas doppelganger part his cheeks and knit away at his balloon knot until his eggs crack without any immediate fear of premier league relegation.
Hope the Bosnian war criminal pastes the shite out of the painted spastic but there's more chance in Wright's wife finding work as a lingerie model than Mensur turning over Ronald McDonald.
Anderson will leave the cretin that uses that soppy necklace as the main ingredient of a pokey bum wank in second last place....fortunately for Jimmy Hill Jr he still has his exhibition work filling out phone boxes the length & breadth of his own street too fall back upon once he gets rightly fucked out of this tournament.
Six Chins Smith has been a lucky cunt, getting too hammer all the fucking mugs in the event early doors....his luck changes tonight when Right Said Fred Rob turns his tea towel holder inside out.

Oh and fuck you greipel yer poverty stricken gypo slavvy spastic gopnik cunt.

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Re: Premier league, annual rape victim

Post by Hutchy72 » Thu Mar 15, 2018 5:14 pm

Six chins sending the painted spastic one step closer to relegation this evening is a dream every fucker should cling too until their knuckles turn white.
Will Shitlock have enough gas left in his tank and enough Jack Daniels out of his hip flask too bury the necklace fondling flid with the Bells Palsy chin, or will the spud munching necrophile find a way to break wind on stage without splashing his drawers with reeking Malteasers?.
On to the main course and I cannot fucking wait for the alopecia blighted kerb crawler to smash the dwarf from the valleys that time fucked off, into oblivion.
The way Price has been getting his back doors kicked in this season, he's fast morphing into a coal munching Danny Noppert tribute act, sooner the relegation trapdoor is pulled on the cunt, the better.

Enjoy the show everyone........that doesn't have sleeping bags for eyebrows.

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Re: Premier league, annual rape victim

Post by sennafan24 » Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:51 pm

:lol:
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Re: Premier league, annual rape victim

Post by Hutchy72 » Thu Mar 22, 2018 7:04 pm

Gurgling Gerwyn and the painted spastic rolling over and wheezing like Cyril Smith victims as they receive a skullfucking in front of 10,000 Buckfast fuelled, wife beating workshy troglodytes from that fucking hell hole north of Berwick upon Tweed will be a joy to behold this evening.
This pair of no good cunts are all for giving it the fucking big un when things are going there way, however since their respective mental frailties have been recently exposed on the grandest stage of all, the toxic two have resorted too feigning illness and sobbing on Twitter about how fucking shit they really are.
Pair of fucking melts deserve every dry fisting they get.....and some.

Should be a few posting on here this evening when the sunshine bus pulls up containing the Thursday night regulars, which is rather fortunate as the traffic running through here recently is starting too resemble the streets of Pripyat.

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Re: Premier league, annual rape victim

Post by M H » Thu Mar 22, 2018 7:15 pm

Hutchy72 wrote:Gurgling Gerwyn and the painted spastic rolling over and wheezing like Cyril Smith victims as they receive a skullfucking in front of 10,000 Buckfast fuelled, wife beating workshy troglodytes from that fucking hell hole north of Berwick upon Tweed will be a joy to behold this evening.
This pair of no good cunts are all for giving it the fucking big un when things are going there way, however since their respective mental frailties have been recently exposed on the grandest stage of all, the toxic two have resorted too feigning illness and sobbing on Twitter about how fucking shit they really are.
Pair of fucking melts deserve every dry fisting they get.....and some.

Should be a few posting on here this evening when the sunshine bus pulls up containing the Thursday night regulars, which is rather fortunate as the traffic running through here recently is starting too resemble the streets of Pripyat.
On the plus side it won't resemble a hospice or cancer ward and will actually be readable
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life

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Re: Premier league, annual rape victim

Post by Randall » Thu Mar 22, 2018 8:13 pm

Hutchy72 wrote:Gurgling Gerwyn and the painted spastic rolling over and wheezing like Cyril Smith victims as they receive a skullfucking in front of 10,000 Buckfast fuelled, wife beating workshy troglodytes from that fucking hell hole north of Berwick upon Tweed will be a joy to behold this evening.
This pair of no good cunts are all for giving it the fucking big un when things are going there way, however since their respective mental frailties have been recently exposed on the grandest stage of all, the toxic two have resorted too feigning illness and sobbing on Twitter about how fucking shit they really are.
Pair of fucking melts deserve every dry fisting they get.....and some.

Should be a few posting on here this evening when the sunshine bus pulls up containing the Thursday night regulars, which is rather fortunate as the traffic running through here recently is starting too resemble the streets of Pripyat.
A billion times better than ploughing through Bob and sins shit.
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