Cidercan Masters

[Sin]

Chizzy getting a mention, there. Just when you think it can't get worse. McGeeney is just terrible.

What was said about the great Chizzy?

That Chizzy was trying for 20 minutes to tie his shoe laces up before someone pointed out he was wearing slip ons

[Barnster]

His mother is sick at home, that's why he got emotional
Ans he is the first finalist from the Netherlands since Barney won it in '03 or '04

[Rogg]

Reigning Isle of Man Champion... and that'll be Kim Huybrechts' walk-on music. Turds.

[Rogg]

His mother is sick at home, that's why he got emotional
Ans he is the first finalist from the Netherlands since Barney won it in '03 or '04

Ahhh. Thanks, mate.

[The Ginge Reaper]

His mother is sick at home, that's why he got emotional
Ans he is the first finalist from the Netherlands since Barney won it in '03 or '04

And will win exactly the same amount of money as Barney if he wins it, too.

The event that inflation forgot.

[Sin]

His mother is sick at home, that's why he got emotional
Ans he is the first finalist from the Netherlands since Barney won it in '03 or '04

And will win exactly the same amount of money as Barney if he wins it, too.

The event that inflation forgot.

The money seriously that poor ? Is this a major on the Pub Darts side ?

[Sensur Muljovic]

His mother is sick at home, that's why he got emotional
Ans he is the first finalist from the Netherlands since Barney won it in '03 or '04

And will win exactly the same amount of money as Barney if he wins it, too.

The event that inflation forgot.

The money seriously that poor ? Is this a major on the Pub Darts side ?

It is.

[Rogg]

Hughes plodding along, can't hit anything. What has happened to him? Bleak.

[Mothy]

Hughes plodding along, can't hit anything. What has happened to him? Bleak.

Was it ever any different?

[Rogg]

Garbage. Jimmy 2 up. Guaranteed after this ends to say yarp tsreally ard playin yer great mate oop there, yarp. So what if he is Welsh.

[Rogg]

Hughes plodding along, can't hit anything. What has happened to him? Bleak.

Was it ever any different?

YOZZA was never particularly excellent, admittedly, but he seems to have got worse this year.

[Zeyes]

Hughes plodding along, can't hit anything. What has happened to him? Bleak.

Beer tokens need used.

[Rogg]

Think old Jacques just used the words Tosser and Satan in the same sentence as Scott Mitchell. +1.

[Mothy]

Jacques Nieuwlaat more interested in the fact that Cameron Menzies followed him on Twitter than anything actually going on in the match. Turgid shit.

[Mothy]

Comms also noting that they were the only two people who were excited when Hughes won the set with an 86 finish on the bull. The audience is asleep.

[Zeyes]

If you're ever wondering why there are so many Dutch wildcards in this event, more games like this are the alternative.

[Kimmy]

Imagine fucking watching this.

What an utter waste of time.

ffs

Abolish it now.

[Rogg]

Nonsense, we've been in Classic territory since the end of the 4th set when Williams missed Double 1 by 16 feet.

I've been finding the deciding set very moving.

[Rogg]

Jimbob agonisingly close to a 128 there. Q-School foreshadowing possibly. A 20-darter on Double 2 was enough in the end. Not even he can lose from here.

[Rogg]

Guaranteed after this ends to say yarp tsreally ard playin yer great mate oop there, yarp.

shock