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Post by cannibal » Sat May 19, 2018 11:35 pm

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Post by The Thorn » Sun May 20, 2018 10:41 am

Just took a quick look at the final. Gates hit a 156 to save his skin in the penultimate leg, then hit a 180 and a 14 darter in the decider. Good stuff.
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Post by Randall » Sun May 20, 2018 11:09 am

The very few occasions I've seen him he always looks to have ability.
Just consistency lacking,like so many.
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Post by cannibal » Tue May 22, 2018 11:07 am

Consistency,all we ask for is consistency!
Need the top players playing each other frequently to sort that. Meeting up for 4 or 5 weekends a year isn't going to get it done. The other thing is they need to be getting the players more chances to play on those weekends. Giving the kids all 12 of then plenty of chances yet for the adults many are on a one and done schedule. To get all that talent together on the same weekend and not get more use out of it is a shame.
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Post by The Thorn » Tue May 22, 2018 11:13 am

cannibal wrote:Consistency,all we ask for is consistency!
Need the top players playing each other frequently to sort that. Meeting up for 4 or 5 weekends a year isn't going to get it done. The other thing is they need to be getting the players more chances to play on those weekends. Giving the kids all 12 of then plenty of chances yet for the adults many are on a one and done schedule. To get all that talent together on the same weekend and not get more use out of it is a shame.
Could have a repechage system in place maybe? It's not needed in the PDC as they have more events and less players travelling from far away, but could solve problems in the US.

However I believe even if they were to change the system, they'd need another 7-8 years to see the results. Their best chance right now is that hoping that someone decent turns up like Suljovic for Austria or Petersen for South Africa. (maybe a bit too far on this)
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Post by cannibal » Mon Jun 25, 2018 6:46 pm

I found it interesting that crying Part who has no Tour Card for the CDC didn't have to qualify to get into the Main draw of the CDC tour events this past weekend. Well come to find out no one did, everyone who showed up got into the main draw according to one of the directors post on facebook. Interesting that they had a total less than 64 show up so they filled out the draw. In the past they didn't decide to do it that way, it was whatever tour card holders showed up (up to the 48) and whatever 16 qualified from the two qualifiers on the day.
So is this how it is going to be going forward? or is it just because whiny fat fuck part was there and everyone knows his standard is actually so shit no guarantee that he gets thru the qualifiers? And who would know anyways as no rules to this whole CDC thing have ever been posted so they can easily make it up as they go.

It was announced on FB by one of the directors that qualification criteria was dependent on citizenship. Those who had dual must decide which ranking they want to try to qualify under.

And yet again here we are in year 4 and not a single rule book or hand book published on how any of this fucking shit works so they can make it up as they go and give their mates whatever advantage they deem appropriate. Wasn't it a few weeks ago that Part was moaning about the PDC making it up as they go? Interesting not a peep out of his fat ass about it this weekend.
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Post by cannibal » Sun Jul 01, 2018 12:17 pm

Since skweezshit is always on my mind was wondering if that useless cunt of a mod will stop shit showering the fuck out of the live darts thread for five minutes to make one of his few positive contributions to this desolated wreck of a forum. Will skweezshit be running a Vegas comp this year?
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Post by cannibal » Sat Oct 13, 2018 7:24 pm

Women in darts who think they should qualify for an event without jumping thru the same hoops as everyone else who is invited to that event are as useless as the women who think there is a viable TV market for a womens PL or any womens darts. Women want equal payouts, guess what the PDC is offering the same payout for men as women. Just prove your good enough and go play in the PDC.... Oh wait; you really don't want equal payouts for equal talent. You want special treatment because you play in womens events with an undisputed weaker field than the men. Yet all the while you run around claiming their isn't a difference between men and women physically that should result in different abilities in darts. Well you can't have it both ways, either you want special treatment because your inherent physical ability is different than the men, or you should get off your fat asses and get in the PDC events that give you the chance to work you way into major events like everyone else....

Oh wait; what you really want is everything...you want a PL for women, a PDC tour for women, Women to be invited via special criteria to the PDC majors, all for the same prize money no doubt. All because your women. Again you can't have it both ways either you believe their isn't anything that should separate you from men in ability or there is. Oh wait, you want to use the excuse that you don't face the same depth in talent therefore your game hasn't risen to the standard. Guess what, go to the PDC and prove it. Be a trail blazer and show it. There is a saying the yanks have that you should try applying: "Put your money where your mouth is" Be an advocate for womens social justice and go where the opportunity is the same for both men and women. Show by example that women's darts can compete on the same standard as the men. All this moaning when you don't take the chance to actually do the same thing given the same opportunity in an environment that puts everyone on equal footing (as you see it at least, I personally think there is a difference inherently in ability as evidenced in the scientific literature) is nothing but crying for special treatment.

And please don't give me that crap that I don't care about women's darts or even equal treatment for women. Because actually I do immensely. But what I don't give a crap about is people who want special protection or treatment when it isn't warranted, in the context of your own arguments that there isn't a difference inherently in ability.
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Post by cannibal » Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:58 pm

Big weekend for the CDC. Construction of the funeral room probably already commenced. The 4 directors are probably so giddy with excitement they probably have had to change their pants a couple times this week. On twitter and facebook It is a good competition between them and cow botherer who can tag the most people who could care less. Credit to the CDC at least most of their tags are germane to darting activity and they seem to leave legitimate pro sports alone. Evidence that at least the yanks have some kind of shame, unlike Mitchell whose self-awareness surely has to be in the mental instability realm.

So what is this weekend? the determination of the CDC self proclaimed important title; The Cuntinental Cup. The event this weekend will actually be played in the back room of a pub, darkened with black curtains, in front of pretty much no one. Ok maybe Fartoid will show up, he did once after proclaiming in Drumpf fashion that the 3 founding clowns as the greatest most incredible group doing the most greatest incredible thing in darts in history...ever. But in typical Fartoid fashion he wrote next to nothing about it, as he complains that he can't find anything to write about in darts. So the cunt has resorted to basically rehashing his shittiest works. I think in the last 3 or 4 years he has written a handful of new columns. Meanwhile the great racist drunk the fat dart coach basically can't shut his fucking mouth when it comes to talking about; well nothing. By god what would American darts do without the wisdom of these two useless cunts that maybe just maybe have 4 brain cells between the two of them. But I ramble....

For those interested in seeing the North American qualifiers to the Ally Pally and what they have to offer; this is your chance as both Long and Puleo will be vying to be rimmed the Cuntinental Champion. The only way to find any info on this shit is to go to facebook and rifle thru a bunch of flyers and posts. Don't bother looking at the shitty thing they claim as a website. You won't find any info on who is in this, the draw, a schedule, or even where to watch this event. Of course I am sure Skweeshit will come along and make claims that the info is there and a secret back door to find it, all the while the stupid cunt won't get the ever not so subtle point that the CDC does piss poor promotions if it is that hard to find any info on this shower of shit fest.

I will be taking a pass on this as hair needs cut, fence need painted, grass need mowed, vacation need taking. If any of you cunts watch this would any of you be kind enough to have a look every so often and see how many viewers. Would be nice to get a general feel for the number of viewers watching this over the weekend and if CDC is getting more eyes on this shower of shit than in prior years past. Just post the numbers here every so often if you would be so kind.
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Post by cannibal » Thu Oct 18, 2018 2:11 pm

Bet of the weekend, will there be more 180's in the Cuntinental Cup than the number of forums JC and the A P O S T L E S got shut down and or banned from.
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Post by Randall » Thu Oct 18, 2018 2:55 pm

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Post by skweezit » Sat Oct 20, 2018 9:36 pm

there's another eagle having a good flight today.
larry butler dominating Jim Long, Canada's cdc rep in the worlds, 3-0 in the continental cup
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Post by skweezit » Sat Oct 20, 2018 9:50 pm

jim long has bumped his 61 dart average way up to 68.
and picks up 2 legs. game on, motherfuckers!

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Post by Zeyes » Sat Oct 20, 2018 10:12 pm

I wonder if Sportotal have contacted Brendan's Irish Pub & Restaurant yet.

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Post by skweezit » Sat Oct 20, 2018 10:18 pm

butler wins.
never in doubt.
john part will be facing young Lauby after this next match.
lauby jr. is a quick thrower which would be rapid in Ricky terminology.

141 live viewers in the butler match, can.

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Post by skweezit » Sat Oct 20, 2018 11:21 pm

ross snook in snail biter 8-7 over timmy nicoll

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Post by Rogg » Sat Oct 20, 2018 11:23 pm

Zeyes wrote:I wonder if Sportotal have contacted Brendan's Irish Pub & Restaurant yet.
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Post by skweezit » Sun Oct 21, 2018 12:08 am

193 watching.
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