The Darts channel TV programmes ideas Thread

[Randall]

Baggypussy
With bigworms missus

[Pigpen]

Dawson's Creek

Doggy asks Scott Waites for help with some loose floorboards

[The Ginge Reaper]

Dawson's Creek

Doggy asks Scott Waites for help with some loose floorboards

[Randall]

Twin peaks
Adrian Lewis's tits

[Surreys finest]

The Bill. Tommy Thompson is horrified to learn that sponsors didn't pay for those internationals on frobtrunner after all.

[Charlie from Eastenders]

Blood on Trina's Carpet

[OffTheWire]

Enemy at the Gate

Documentary on the inexorable rise of pre-recorded televised arm wrestling.

[The Ginge Reaper]

The Slicer

Drama series. Jack Fitzmaurice goes round with a knife attacking people who said Martin Fatzmaurice shagged Sylvia Smart whilst his wife dies in a care home

[Randall]

Judge des

[jwr1978]

strictly come lynching, martin fitzmaurice hangs deta hedman while his wife dies in a care home.

[Randall]

Come lynch with me
Martin Fitzmaurice and Vic Sexton Don the white robes whilst Martins wife is dying in a care home.

[Randall]

Bonanza
Tt's book keeper hits the jackpot

[The Ginge Reaper]

Turkish Delight

Documentary. Learn how to rig draws.

[The Ginge Reaper]

Teleshopping

A full two hours of the best bargains the BDO currently have to offer. Call 0808 236 4594 and place your orders for goods such as:

- Royal blue zip-up jackets
- Orgasm donor suit
- Yellow begging bucket
- Cow costume (as worn by Auntie Sue at Pontins Prestatyn)

Includes a special price drop auction for the TV rights to the Winmau World Masters

[Randall]

Cheaters

Suspecting her husband is shagging Sylvia Smart whilst she lies dying in a care home, Martin Fitzmaurices wife hires the team

[The Ginge Reaper]

Hardcore Pawn

Special edition live from American Jewelry and Loan in Detroit, as members of the public try to pawn off:

- a royal blue zip-up jackets
- an orgasm donor suit
- a yellow begging bucket
- a cow costume (as worn by Auntie Sue at Pontins Prestatyn)
- the TV rights to the Winmau World Masters

[Randall]

Kitchen nightmares

Gordon is aghast at the pricing structure for a burger and chips at the bdo open.

[The Ginge Reaper]

The Generation Game

Revival of the 70's TV show featuring the famous Conveyor belt, with items such as

- Royal blue zip-up jacket
- Orgasm donor suit
- Yellow begging bucket
- Cow costume (as worn by Auntie Sue at Pontins Prestatyn)
- the TV rights to the Winmau World Masters

[Randall]

The Generation Game

Revival of the 70's TV show featuring the famous Conveyor belt, with items such as

- Royal blue zip-up jacket
- Orgasm donor suit
- Yellow begging bucket
- Cow costume (as worn by Auntie Sue at Pontins Prestatyn)
- the TV rights to the Winmau World Masters

Brass darts, no flights?

[The Ginge Reaper]

Sale Of the Century

Live from Barry, its the quiz of the week! Featuring bargains such as

- Royal blue zip-up jacket
- Orgasm donor suit
- Yellow begging bucket
- Cow costume (as worn by Auntie Sue at Pontins Prestatyn)
- the TV rights to the Winmau World Masters