Championship Darts Circuit (North America) 2017

[skweezit]

"It lives!" - Dr. Frankenstein regarding the North American CDC returning for yet another season.

the 3rd I believe.
kicks off this weekend. streamed? butta' course.


the youtube says cdc event #1 on sunday at 3pm (est)
in reality the CDC #1 event is on Saturday and event #2 is on sunday.
so, off to a good start already.

[skweezit]

Oh My Gawd!
Captain America has suited up with a tour card and everything!
He's never done that before!
I don't think Jimmy Widmayer has even ever played in a CDC event before!
This sentence, because it's not as exciting as the others, will not end with an exclamation point.

[skweezit]

link to last year's stuff
viewtopic.php?f=9&t=6623

[Jungle Jim]

Darts isn't very important to most North Americans. Curling gets substantially more TV time.

[cannibal]

Hey look Skweezy and J.J found each other. Love at first post, Kismet or whatever shit you want to call it.

RE: CDC, another year of losing $17k+ Their big push for a sponsor(s) ended bringing some Aussie on board, a youth tour, a useless alliance between some other morons in darts, and still no fucking rules as to how this whole mess works.

Youth tour is a major money loser for them.

The Aussie, whatever advice he gave I don't see any change in what they are doing from previous years.

The useless alliance, just that makes them sound more important than they actually are. This is the main reason for this whole endeavor anyways I think.

No rules and still a website looks to be put together by some 3rd grader. For all the self importance they seem to put on this and themselves you would think these clowns could at least put a fresh coat a paint on the thing to make it look presentable.

End of the day they run some nice tournaments, with some quality players in a long format, nothing more nothing less and don't see it going anywhere without a major infusion of cash and playing for something bigger, i.e. access to PDC events.

[skweezit]

The Aussie they brought on board was involved in that scandal a few years back in Australia where contractors that were hired sued the promoter and a pdc bigwig for monies owed.

[Retardoid]

Maybe it was the fake ass audience applause that was edited into their bullshit videos that attracted the new sponsor? Nothing like fooling potential sponsors by creating fake videos that make yourself appear better-bigger than you really are.

[skweezit]

Maybe it was the fake ass audience applause that was edited into their bullshit videos that attracted the new sponsor? Nothing like fooling potential sponsors by creating fake videos that make yourself appear better-bigger than you really are.

what new sponsor is that? I'm not up to date on any changes.
I'm assuming you're not referring to either the PDC or the Unicorn logos.

[cannibal]

Gates for the win today, in the toughest part of the draw. He seems to thrive in these situations.
Fatum in a much easier section of the draw could see him going to the final.
Chaney is the American coming over to play in the BDO Cat-ass-Trophy.

Will be interesting to see if DJ can continue with his last 2 years performance or if his time has come and gone.

draw: http://challonge.com/CDC17Event1
DartConnect matches and stats: http://app.dartconnect.com/dctvlistings ... l#t-cdc171

Final should be streamed maybe the qrtrs not sure but will let Skweezy give you those links as I am out to the hardware store to get some parts to fix the bog.

[cannibal]

sorry forgot one thing....Fuck off Jungle Jim
now back to your regular scheduled program.

[skweezit]

not sure when I can post as I have a darts thing going on.

[roary the lioness]

American darts are shit stick to eating burgers

[The Shank]

American darts are shit stick to eating burgers

I think there should be a comma in there somewhere.

[Robert Ross]

American darts are shit stick to eating burgers

I think there should be a comma in there somewhere.

And add a -1 while you're at it.

[cannibal]

American darts are shit stick to eating burgers

I think there should be a comma in there somewhere.

I think without a comma it still works as an analogy. Shit stick to eating burgers, not sure what it means but certainly not a pleasant mental image.

[The Shank]

American darts are shit stick to eating burgers

I think there should be a comma in there somewhere.

I think without a comma it still works as an analogy. Shit stick to eating burgers, not sure what it means but certainly not a pleasant mental image.

Ye gods man!

Do you never sleep?

[cannibal]

Actually I did, I read your post and fell asleep straight away.

[cannibal]

just filling in for skweezy...I am predicting Butler and Young final. If Young does a King, then it is a crap shoot any of the seeds has the same chance and a few non seeds like Widmayer, Carter, or Broomhead not much difference between the bunch just who has the hot hand at the right time and all equally likely to throw poo as well.

Draw http://challonge.com/CDC17Event2

DC match stats http://app.dartconnect.com/dctvlistings ... l#t-cdc172

Stream: http://whothefuckknows.ifthere/willbeone/eatingburgers

[Rogg]

Stream: http://whothefuckknows.ifthere/willbeone/eatingburgers

[Justin Credible]

Stream: http://whothefuckknows.ifthere/willbeone/eatingburgers

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