Ally Pally Howlers

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Day 1

- Stuart Pyke tips Luke Humphries as an outsider despite him being World Number 5
- Peter Wright costume while being interviewed & They want Darts to be taken seriously
- Polly interviewing 6 fans and not one of them knows anything about Darts
- Sky Sports Twitter tweeting about Stanley Johnson being at the darts and having to delete it due to the backlash
- Camera Work going wonky in the first match
- Pyke random shouting when their is no need
- Mickey Mansell's interview clearly pissed & was car crash TV
- The Sky Graphics going all wrong and suggesting Peter Wright was world number 1
- Double 20 was almost missed from Sampson when he took the 1st set vs Keane Barry
- Keane Barry Performance, Just shambolic, 1/20 favourite
- Jermaine Wattimena being introduced as "Former World Grand Prix Semi Finalist"
- Wattimena winning the 1st set, then having a bizarre celebration when he chuck his remaining dart and it clearly hits him on the back
- Wattimena showing poor sportsmanship by not shaking hands with the referee or the 2 markers
- Mardle tipped Wattimena to win 3-0 and loses 3-2
- Mansell clearly pissed on his walk on
- Sky Counting World Cup of Darts as a major but not the European Championship
- Wright being dressed as that, This is the World Champion
- Mansell averaging sub-80
- Wright averaging sub-90


Day 2

- 4 honking matches which all end up as 3-0
- Corrine Hammond saying that all matches have go to form, Forgetting Keane Barry 1/20 shot was eliminated the night before
- Grant Sampson recording one of the worst averages on the Ally Pally stage
- Random Shouting from Stuart Pyke
- Rowby-John Rodriguez, in a pivotal point in the deciding set, hitting 120 with his first two darts, stopping and turning to the crowd to get them to all cheer and make some noise, then hits single 1 with his third dart. He does this on more then one occasion
- John McDonald fails to mention that Beau Greaves is current champion of the world
- Hempel had a change of walk on music which he was surprised about
- Studd going on about Adrian Lewis from from the 1990s when he made his debut in 2006
- Beau getting her phone out on stage after the 1st set
- Stuart Pyke trying to teach John Part how to check out
- Emma Paton saying that Florian Hempel's tour card was in danger in the first round when it was Brown's, and then said that Kleermaker had to pull out last year when it was actually 2 years ago


Day 3

- Rod Studd listing all the Japanese players who have played at the Ally Pally but forgets to mention Seigo Asada (Who is the most successful of them all)
- Stuart Pyke mentions that Whitlock hasn't got to the Last 32 for the last 7 ally pallys forgetting that he did so in 2020
- Soutar and Gurney stream ends early.
- Session started early so it could be finished before the World Cup match between Morocco & Croatia starts but the session finishes just before the 1st half of the aforementioned match
- 8pm start for tonight's session.........why so late?
- Chase the Sun being played during the 2nd set of Cameron Menzies & Diogo Portela
- Menzies being very wasted and still managing to win
- Rod Studd trying to make puns with Portela's surname
- Poor spotting during most of the evening games
- Sky deciding to use Barney's music for an intro into Josh Rock
- Josh Rock Contradicting himself in the Pre-Match interview
- Dawson saying that no one had heard of Josh Rock before this year
- Session finishing way past midnight


Day 4

- Mark Webster having to tell Rod Studd forcefully to stop talking as he never finished his point
- Jiwa hitting double tops when going for Double 5 to win the 1st set vs Razma
- The Sky Graphics going wrong again showing the Ukraine Flag upside down then the wrong Wigan Manager in an upcoming football Match
- Stuart Pyke telling everyone that last year we knew that Raymond Smith can throw a dart despite being in the World Championships 2 times before
- Studd being patronizing to the Ukrainian player making out he won a competition to play darts for the 1st time when he can play at a decent level
- Corrine Hammond mentioning the PDC World Cup win was all the Australians were talking about when that would hardly be the case
- The wrong walk on music was played for Damon Heta.
- The poor performance of 2 time world champion Adrian Lewis. Who looks like a washed up county jobber
- Mike De Decker misses the board while going for a single 20
- After winning on his Ally Pally debut, Scott Williams mentions about the DRA but then swears live on TV
- Danny Baggish hits 2 treble 19s on 116 then hits single 1 to bust
- Sky Sports Darts Twitter Page putting out a tweet with 2 pissed up fans not knowing who's playing before deleting it a few hours later
- Wayne Mardle showing who he is supporting by saying "Oh Dear" when Boris Krcmar hits a double to lead 2-0 in the 1st set
- Boris Krčmar busting 104 by going for the wrong double which cost him the 3rd set and possibly the match


Day 5

- Rod Studd undermining Robert Owen achievements on the Challenge Tour
- Danny Jansen hits single 5 going for D20 in the opening set
- Nebrida wins a set with 72.43 average
- Danny Jansen again hits a single 5 while going for D20 to win a leg
- Niels Zonneveld hits single 1 going for D20
- The Crowd deciding to cheer on some bald bloke downing a pint and chanting "Michael Van Gerwen"
- Pyke making excuses during the De Sousa & Whitlock match mentions about the pressures of the Ally Pally stage
- De Sousa's performance its was like his non talented double in the 1st 2 sets
- Crowd showing how thick they are by chanting England!!! during the Gates vs Nentjes match
- Leonard Gates hits Bull in a 105 Checkout, Celebrates the shot, Ask the ref what he needs and then doesn't hit the big number to set up the double
- Rod Studd said Geert Nentjes needed Bull to win the leg for a 130 checkout when he hit 2 single 20s in his first 2 darts
- Geert Nentjes averaging less then 80
- Stuart Pyke shouting that David Cameron needed Double 4 when he actually needed Double 6
- Richie Edhouse giving the impression he was coasting to victory during the game when he actually lost 3-2
- Cameron need 50 to win the leg, Hits tops and starts celebrating before realising that he has miscounted
- The Ally Pally Wasp, Pyke wouldn't shut up about it
- Ritchie Edhouse is the 3rd player today to hit single going for D20
- Emma Paton said lets here from Gerwyn Price but they play a Steve Beaton interview instead
- Polly James interviews the fans who once again display their lack of knowledge. One fan claiming he will support Price if he gets a 9 darter
- Luke Woodhouse hits outer bull when aiming for T20
- One of the Worst Ally Pally nights of all time only 2 Averages in 90s and there have been 16 players involved
- PDC Twitter stating that Gerwyn Price got through the 1st round when it was actually the 2nd


Day 6

- Crowd showing their limited song by going on about "Boring Boring Tables"
- Emma Paton telling viewers that Jim Williams was a Lakeside finalist when in 2020 (The year Williams got to the final) it was at the O2
- Dan Dawson saying Jim Williams was a WDF World FInalist when he was a BDO one in 2020
- Sebastian Bialecki wins the first set averaging 72.73 in a dire first set
- Jim Williams was averaging in the 60s at a point during the match
- Mongs continuing to chant about the Wigan Athletic manager and his long lost brother despite neither of them ever having had anything to do with darts, just like the mongs themselves
- Jamie Hughes and Jimmy Hendriks was a dire affair with 23 missed darts at doubles in the opening 2 legs
- Jamie Hughes kicks off about an issue (Unknown) Russ Bray gives him a ticking off, Hughes then just hits Double 8 to win the leg
- Hughes vs Hendriks is the worst game seen for a good while
- The Fallon hype it seems all too much even for sky
- Fallon is on 25, hits a single 14 & then asks the ref how much she has got left
- Rod Studd would not stop talking, Making the contest almost unwatchable
- Sherrock leaves 5, then hits a Double 1, Before missing the big number and hitting a fat 20
- During the 4th set on the Sherrock vs Evans game. They show an inset of Barney beating MVG in 2017 like it matters apart from hyping up Barney
- 10.45 at night and despite their golden girl losing, Sky still dragging out yet more dross prior to the last match
- Barney winning the match but having high praise for Meikle before moaning about a Chinese he had the previous day
- As Barney won the venue was almost empty, Their Hero was simply on too late for them
- PDC Twitter account sending a crass tweet about Barney Following going through, A pun on his dodgy chinese


Day 7

- Presenters & Pundits in the build up to the 1st match totally ignore it and focus on the 2 big ones later on
- Laura Turner tries to turn into a comedian by making a Josh Rock Pun which doesn't really go down well
- John McDonald announces that this is John O'Shea "World Championship debut" When he actually played in 2020 BDO World Championship
- The Crowd are focused on some drunken idiot and miss Darius excellent 158 checkout
- The Scoreboard assumes that John O'Shea has taken the 1st set when he missed 2 doubles
- Pyke also mentions this twice during the game (O'Shea's WC Debut)
- Pyke also mentions on comms that this is Darius Labanaukas 2nd world Championship appearance, when its actually his 9th
- The Chinese Player Xicheng Han averaging 69 in the first set, which he lost.
- Han Scores 140 and Dan Dawson waxes lyricial that this may mean their are "Green shoots" in the ability of Chinese Players
- The build up to the Rock vs Rydz game is akin to a World Final. Pundits are expecting 100 averages
- During the 1st set Pyke is excited has he will see massive averages and an "Ally Pally Classic" as the match goes on he downgrades to "You don't have to produce your best early on"
- Rydz has double trouble which Pyke is astonished by
- Josh Rock wins, Has an interview where he refers to himself as a 3rd person. Steady on lad you have won nowt yet.
- Chizzy throw a T20 which is only sticking in the board by a bit, Mark Webster says "He will have to go downstairs" But as he said that Chisnall hits 140 and stays on the 20s
- Gilding missing big numbers when it began to matter
- Mervyn King Leaves himself on a bogey but Pyke says its excellent cover shots
- Pyke saying Baggish is a credit to the sport for his dedication despite the fact he isn't going to Q-School and is rumoured to be give up or going back to America
- Pyke says Danny Baggish has had a good year on the pro tour when in reality he hasnt as he lost his PDC Tour Card
- Comms suggesting that O'Connor will easily win and then promptly loses 3-0
- Wayne Mardle mentions that Gabriel Clemens has an injury, despite the fact this hasn't been mentioned by the player, his management or darts media
- Emma Paton hyping up the match between MVG and Lewy Williams "This will be a cracker" and the match finishes in around 10 mins
- No sound on board for Lewy Williams first throw all you could hear was commentary
- Leonard Gates dancing while Stephen Bunting is throwing
- Gates counting is woeful at times, T16 when on 64 with 2 in hand and opponent on a finish
- Another one for Gates's counting, was down to 188 with last dart in hand, throws at 20's but fortunately for him hits the treble
- Pyke shouting at John Part even though he is sat next to him
- One of the commentators keeps breathing into the mic, Unsure who it is
- Another Varsity leg classic as both players are on Double 1 to win the leg


Day 8

- Camera issues with the 1st game, was the spotter drunk
- Laura Turner not known who's on the finish first
- Danny Jansen hitting a single 12 going for a 170 checkout
- Ratajski becoming another player hitting a single 1 when trying to checkout on tops for the leg
- Stuart Pyke informing viewers that the winner of Searle vs Gawlas will go into the last 16, Its actually the last 32
- Pyke insisting that Gawlas should throw quicker even though he has thrown at this pace during his career to date
- Pyke going on about Ryan Searles story of "Window cleaner to Top 16" and how much he loves that story, When it can be applied to all as Darts is a working class game
- *Dirk hits a 20 to purposely leave the bull "Stuart Pyke: “Will he go for it”
- If you don’t win your matches, then you’re out of the World Championship” - Laura Turner stating the obvious there
- Rod Studd making silly puns on Razma and Anderson's names
- Graphic saying Razma required 159, he actually required 119. Razma had to stop and question the score, throwing him off his stride and possibly costing him the leg.
- Rod Studd with an "Angry Anderson" reference and pun. Angry Anderson being a singer who had one hit over 35-years ago. Hardly the most modern of references.
- Emma Paton once again refers to Jim Williams as a "Lakeside runner-up"
- Mark Webster describes James Wade as "very underrated" this after they were harping on about all the TV tournaments he'd won earlier in the broadcast.
- Pyke suggesting that Williams beating Wade is the biggest win of his life, He's a former world Finalist
- Wade not shaking hands with the ref and the markers
- Luke Humphries and The Hempel of Doom....What?
- Humphries beats Hempel 3-2 but the graphic that Sky Sports show says 2-2
- The Interview afterwards proved that Michael Bridge can ask any questions as Humphries seems to ignore most of them
- Studd make it obvious that he wanted Humphries to win, then search for his own name on Twitter to try and deny it
- Cameron Menzies was once again visibly drunk and it showed in his performance
- Studd saying "Maxi" instead of 180.
- Menzies trying to hug Van Der Voort when he was having none of it.
- In an interview on Dutch TV. Van Der Voort claimed that Menzies was following him everywhere and he had to get the Tournament Director involved

Day 9

- Stuart Pyke said 170 was the checkout that Brendan Dolan taken out for the famous 9 darter at the World Grand Prix, It was actually 161
- Jimmy Hendriks has a shocker, Again, On doubles 16%
- Kleermaker missed the board while trying to go for Single 20
- Rob Cross hitting single 7 when going for D16 was missed before aswell.
- Wayne Mardle calling Ryan Joyce, Ryan Searle possibly not the 1st time this has happened
- After winning his 1st match Martin Schindler is ignored for an interview and Sky decide to interview James Maddison instead
- Dan Dawson calling Martin Schindler "Shindy"
- Emma Paton said that Danny Van Trijp is off to Q School but he's already got a tourcard secured
- Ricky Evans general behavior


Day 10

- Dan Dawson referring to Rajaski and Dimitri by silly nicknames
- 99 is a bit of a tricky checkout, hitting the treble doesn't really help - Rod Studd showing his lack of knowledge
- Rod Studd generally supporting Josh Rock throughout the match
- Studd calling 180s "Maxi"
- Nathan Aspinall's doubles. Improve them by 10% and he would have won the match 4-1, It let him down badly
- Josh Rock once again referring himself in the 3rd person,
- Rock not really bothered by the interviewer tends to ignore what he asks
- Brendan Dolans general play. People are glad that he's been eliminated
- Johnny Clayton going first when it was Dolan who should have started the leg
- Dolan looking a bit too pleased with winning a set, Playing to the crowd gets no response so waves to the camera before the comms break
- Comms telling everyone once again that Jim Williams was a lakeside finalist, When everyone knows this isn't the case
- Stuart Pyke going overboard during the Clemens vs Williams game
- Pyke saying Williams was one dart away from his best win of his career to date
- Turner making a joke about not hitting big checkouts, Pyke cuts her off
- Pyke getting excited over Williams hitting a good 17 darts. Shouting he's hitting 121 average
- Studd coming out with the maxi again
- Barneveld's general performance, He did not really turn up and got hammered 4-0 by a B grade Gerwyn Price
- Comms say Barney not being his usual head shaking self when he’s looking his usual head shaking self
- Presenter claiming Jose De Sousa is called Jason De Sousa and Danny Noppert as "Danny Noppart"
- Kim Huybrechts averaging 122 over a leg and 6 darts. Incredible standard says Stuart Pyke
- Corrine claiming Peter Wright beat Wright 4-3 in 2021
- Peter Wright not being at his best
- Wright on 91 hits single 17 then misses the board going for D17 then hits big 11

Day 11

- As of yet the PDC have not released the schedule for the Last 16 matches
- Jose de Sousa on 71 goes single 20 T20 busts then realises he was looking at Searle's score of 102 which the way he went would have still left D11
- People once again saying that Gerwyn Price was in good form, When he played his B-C game last night
- Rod Studds continual use of the word "arrowsmiths".
- Ryan Searle chocking a 3 set lead, Only averaging 86 and losing 4-3 to Jose De Sousa
- After coming back from one of the breaks, Pyke kept saying the winner of this will face Price or Searle. He then followed that up talking about Searle’s loss.
- Dan Dawson claiming that Gary Anderson is the most successful player in Ally Pally history. Despite MVG and Phil Taylor winning the event more then him
- Kirk Bevins almost saying "Dobey you require" before stopping
- Presenter claimed that No Anderson/Taylor in the last 16 is changing of the guard. Taylor hasn't played in the worlds for years
- Pyke making a fool of himself once again by saying "that was careless by Cullen, I know that he wanted to leave D16"
- Anna Woolhouse calling Martin Schindler "Michael"
- Mardle suggesting 109 average from MVG is the most we have seen at Ally Pally, Phil Taylor averaged 110 in the 2009 final vs Barneveld
- MVG arrogant not going for bull to win the game, Suljovic then hits 161 to win the set
- The Nickname "Schindy"
- The Crowd deciding to boo Schindler in a crucial position & both commentators (Dawson & Mardle) both decide to ignore it
- Schindler found wanting in the last leg on his throw. Pressure really told for the lad
- Woolhouse once again saying a darts players name wrong "Mansur Suljovic" instead on Mensur


Day 12

- Pyke - "if the game goes to the fifth set". Uttered at the end of the first leg in set six.
- Mark Webster saying that If Smith takes out a double its for the set. It was for 2-2 not the set
- Pyke having orgasms about the potential breaking of the best of 7 set 180 record, without actually fucking saying which game and individual currently holds them.
- Pyke mentioning how long they have been playing for every 5 minutes. When it doesn't really matter
- Crowd really into the classic come out with Stand/Chairs chant
- Cameras switch to Dion Dublin necking a pint in one despite the end of the darts match rapidly approaching & it distacts the crowd
- Rod Studd saying " A Hot cross ton eighty"
- Studd trying to be clever with "King will be Cross, Cross will be king"
- Anna Woolhouse making another mistake this time saying "Vincent Van der Bergh"
- VVDV getting into winning positions but throwing crap when doing so
- Gerwyn Price make a gesture which could be seen as mocking the disabled. Sky Sports offered an apology
- Johnny Clayton being announced as the former Players Championship winner
- Emma Paton saying that all legs were played in the Dirk/Smith match when this simply wasn' t the case
- Wayne Mardle suggesting that Josh Rock will be in the masters regardless of the match vs Clayton. He's not in the top 24 so this isn't going to be the case
- Dawson/Mardle were too Pro-Rock in the whole of the match
- Josh Rock chocking in the last few sets


Day 13

- They Hype on the All Belgium affair, You know it will go badly and it did 4-0
- Kim Huybrechts averaging 87, 3 down in sets, 2 down in legs, in the last leg tries a 'blind' 180 and spanks it into the single 5, Stuart Pyke loves it
- John Part was asked to give a score prediction and said 5-4 when Best of 9 is for the Quarter finals not the last 16
- Anna Woolhouse saying Michael Smith beat Martijn Schindler in the last round. When his name is just "Martin"
- Rod Studd called Joe Cullen "Colon"
- The Session in general. Very poor
- Michael Smith gets a Winners interview but Dimitri & Gab didn't get one
- Mardle saying "Smith would have been coming into this as Players Championship champion...... but he didnt win it"
- Chris Dobey is closer to treble 5 going for tops
- Dirk having a bit of a shocker against MVG despite a few ton checkouts
- Wayne Mardle sitting willing Bunting to miss and Humphries to hit and not even trying to cover it.


Day 14

- Crowd having a pop at some bloke who didn't finish his pint "You are a disgrace"
- Dancing Dimitri taking the mic and spouting drunken rubbish for a number of minutes
- Michael Bridge deciding to ask him even more questions
- Stuart Pyke stating the obvious saying "For Stephen Bunting... surely Smith is the man to beat"
- Pyke/Webster exchange Pyke: I could have told you what the score was going to be after the first dart Webster: Why didn't you then?
- Stuart Pyke saying that Stephen Bunting is up to 24th in the world. When he was world number 21 & Seeded 21 prior to the start of the World Championship
- Michael Smith busting his score
- Bunting 14/58 on the doubles, 44 missed doubles must be some sort of a record
- At the beginning of the show the pundits were talking about MVG v Dobey and Sky were showing fact packs on Price & Clemens
- After Clemens wins the 3rd set. Studd says this is amazing stuff he didn't expect
- Clemens and Price miss a stack of darts..... Studd goes this is unbelievable i didn't expect this
- PRICE AND THE HEADPHONES.
- Clemens not understanding or caring what Polly was saying with the questions at the post match interviews
- Dobey's general performance, He simply did not turn up
- MVG saying "Fair play to myself" in the post match interview
- Mardle claiming he had a bet on 2 9 Darters then 2 minutes later saying he doesn't even bet

Day 15

- Stuart Pyke straight away after 1 leg calls Smith vs Clemens an "Ally Pally Classic"
- Shout of "get in the bull" Michael
- Dimitri & Michael having a problem on stage
- Van den Bergh can't hit the big 17 twice in a row. Missing the board with the first dart, And then hit D17 instead of S17 the very next dart
- The Flat Session, Not what the Semi finals should be about


Day 16

- “Michael Van Gerwen is behind in a World Chanpionship final. That’s a rarity.” - Has happened Wayne Mardle
- MVG walking off at 2-2 in legs forgetting the 5th leg
- Wayne Mardle losing his voice
- Stuart Pyke claiming when the match isnt close to finishing that its the greatest of all time
- Pyke once again getting too excited by saying there should be an oscar involved

[Emulsfier]

Good man.

[The Thorn]

Will they?

[Jimmi]

Will appear here

Bet you’ve been itching all day to start this thread

[Jimmi]

Mickey Mansell scores 22

Camera went all fucked up when Sampson hit D20 to win the first set against Keane Barry.

[Rogg]

I don't like to think of oche itching

[.Scatman.]

Keane Barry.

[TheMalteseDart]

[Jimmi]

Straight away

[The Ginge Reaper]

So insecure

[Rogg]

Wounds need healed.

[oche balboa]

Well i would be right

[The Ginge Reaper]

The BDO is dead, mate. Time to let it go.

[TheMalteseDart]

Well i would be right

Difference is, the BDO Worlds would be a whole session like that, not just one match

[oche balboa]

The BDO is dead, mate. Time to let it go.

How many you had bradders

[The Thorn]

The BDO is dead, mate. Time to let it go.

How many you had bradders

[The Ginge Reaper]

The BDO is dead, mate. Time to let it go.

How many you had bradders

Four.

[Rogg]

Well i would be right

Difference is, the BDO Worlds would be a whole decade like that, not just one match

Fixed.

[oche balboa]

The BDO is dead, mate. Time to let it go.

How many you had bradders

Four.

Men, Bets or Pints

[tungsten tossers]

So insecure