New 'Darts Show' coming to ITV4
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This week's episode starring the lovely Hannah East, dandy Dan Dawson and the talking corpse was spent round a fishing lake full of has beens all clamouring to put a tea bagging on King Midas Hearn himself.
We had that big soft shite Derek Chisora who couldn't fuckin box eggs, dressed up like a 70's pimp, there was that Zelda lookalike Gulliver who spent the day trying to get a sniff of the gold standard knock boxes on the exquisite Charlotte & Daniella whilst dribbling like a broken tap.
Then we had Ian the choker White sporting more earrings than a pikey convention and his partner Darren Webster, a cunt that stunted he makes the welsh dwarf and his acolytes over the road look like the Harlem Globetrotters.
Biggest attention whore of the lot was that mincing bloated ponce Mitchell who compared the pressure of hauling in a goldfish sized bite to that of hitting tops for a "world" title.
Word has it the spastic with the invisible dog supplied his own bait as he apparently received a mouthful of maggots the last time he felched the spineless ones rotting backpipe.
We had that big soft shite Derek Chisora who couldn't fuckin box eggs, dressed up like a 70's pimp, there was that Zelda lookalike Gulliver who spent the day trying to get a sniff of the gold standard knock boxes on the exquisite Charlotte & Daniella whilst dribbling like a broken tap.
Then we had Ian the choker White sporting more earrings than a pikey convention and his partner Darren Webster, a cunt that stunted he makes the welsh dwarf and his acolytes over the road look like the Harlem Globetrotters.
Biggest attention whore of the lot was that mincing bloated ponce Mitchell who compared the pressure of hauling in a goldfish sized bite to that of hitting tops for a "world" title.
Word has it the spastic with the invisible dog supplied his own bait as he apparently received a mouthful of maggots the last time he felched the spineless ones rotting backpipe.
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Today on ITV4 from 6:30pm to 7:00pm
A special edition of the Darts Show on the World Series of Darts Tour. Presenter Hannah East is in Shanghai and Las Vegas to report on all the action as the second and third events of the World Series playout. Plus, in an event closer to home, players battle it out for a place at the World Matchplay.
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Latest edition available on the ITV player
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Could just be me but people sitting around talking about darts doesn't really interest me.
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Fuck watching that shit.Randall wrote:Could just be me but people sitting around talking about darts doesn't really interest me.
Wife got me that Flying arrows movie for xmas.
Absolute shite.
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I've still got that in the shrink wrap.Trueblue32 wrote:Fuck watching that shit.Randall wrote:Could just be me but people sitting around talking about darts doesn't really interest me.
Wife got me that Flying arrows movie for xmas.
Absolute shite.
Don't honestly care about the players as people.
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I'm surprised Sky haven't got a darts show, with them being a decidicated sports channel as well..
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Tonight's was very enjoyable
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FFS !!!!!M H wrote:Tonight's eartha was very enjoyable
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First time on Sky later, interesting to see how different it will be
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It won't be any different, it's still a Matchroom production. Just a different station showing it.Father Rout wrote:First time on Sky later, interesting to see how different it will be
Big changes on the way ! We've heard it before but it's different this time !!!! , I believe Bdo gonna grow x
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There was me thinking Nicko was toastThe Ginge Reaper wrote:It won't be any different, it's still a Matchroom production. Just a different station showing it.Father Rout wrote:First time on Sky later, interesting to see how different it will be
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The Darts Show (now on Sky) has just started a podcast, if anyone's interested, or regardless.
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