Best and the Worst on the Microphone

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Best and the Worst on the Microphone

Post by Justin Credible » Mon Jan 09, 2017 1:09 am

From my comments elsewhere....
Garry Murphy wrote:
Ecky Thump wrote:
Garry Murphy wrote:Paul nicholson : Yorkshire 1- 1 Black country

Dear god........he is the new tony fekkin green
Yet, in my honest opinion, he still metaphorically shites all over Mardle,Harrington and co.
Mardle is atrocious as well, as is Harrington.
I will cut Harrington some slack as he has done so much for the game, but yes as a commentator he is abysmal.

Everyone from Rob Walker, Vassos, Nicholson, Mardle,Mason, Warriner, Gwynne, Dave Clarke, Harrington are utter shit and boring

I only like Croft and Part really of the present lot.
Off the old lot, I liked Rawling, and Bristow, and Jeff Stelling, and Manley when he was used.

I get people have to be politically correct, but some are so stuck in the past its ridiculous, and nicholson spouting this Yorkshite 1-1 black country rubbish is like a throwback to the 1970s.
And they wonder why people laugh at the bdo stuck in the past.
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Post by ITG » Mon Jan 09, 2017 1:14 am

if rod cut the shit about 9 darts from here, i think he'd be alright.

croft is decent, i actually think nicholson can be at times too but hes being bogged down and having to talk up this shite. dan dawson is excellent

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Post by Justin Credible » Mon Jan 09, 2017 1:17 am

forgot about Dawson.....like him too
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Post by Kimmy » Mon Jan 09, 2017 1:19 am

in the gravy wrote:if rod cut the shit about 9 darts from here, i think he'd be alright.

croft is decent, i actually think nicholson can be at times too but hes being bogged down and having to talk up this shite. dan dawson is excellent
+1

Nicholson is fine when he is doing the PDC.

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Post by KingMervtheFirst » Mon Jan 09, 2017 2:29 am

Part is the best of the current lot.

Taylor tried commentary (on both PDC and BDO) about fifteen years back and was worse than any of the current ones.

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Post by D'Artagnan » Mon Jan 09, 2017 2:46 am

Taylor is unthinkable, fuck that..

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Post by Wolflanternbumbag » Mon Jan 09, 2017 10:33 am

Croft and Part. Nicholson is better in the studio doing analysis
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Post by Captain Hobo » Mon Jan 09, 2017 11:03 am

in the gravy wrote:if rod cut the shit about 9 darts from here, i think he'd be alright.

croft is decent, i actually think nicholson can be at times too but hes being bogged down and having to talk up this shite. dan dawson is excellent
Rod could also cut out "I like the 25 with that dart" and "He may only get 1 dart at the double here, unless he hits a treble, which he has done"
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Post by Justin Credible » Mon Jan 09, 2017 11:05 am

wasted 180 bullshit is what irritates the fuck out of me
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Post by wintergardener » Mon Jan 09, 2017 3:03 pm

in the gravy wrote:if rod cut the shit about 9 darts from here, i think he'd be alright.

croft is decent, i actually think nicholson can be at times too but hes being bogged down and having to talk up this shite. dan dawson is excellent
I find the "There's gonna be a 9 darter tonight Dave" thing funny now.

Dawson is the nearest there is to following on from Waddell, Lanning and Gwynne. You can tell he loves darts, willing to take the piss a little bit, but know it's with affection and he understands what he's watching, not just a general sports commentator doing it and coming across as an idiot.

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Post by The Thorn » Mon Jan 09, 2017 3:59 pm

I still think Nicho is one of the best commentators right now. Of course he shouldn't be doing the BDO stuff but I guess it's a decent paycheck, and maybe some meat raffle tickets as well, so I don't blame him.
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Post by Wolflanternbumbag » Mon Jan 09, 2017 4:00 pm

The Thorn wrote:I still think Nicho is one of the best commentators right now. Of course he shouldn't be doing the BDO stuff but I guess it's a decent paycheck, and maybe some meat raffle tickets as well, so I don't blame him.
Sky should of got him instead of Dudbridge
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Post by M H » Mon Jan 09, 2017 5:03 pm

Wolflanternbumbag wrote:
The Thorn wrote:I still think Nicho is one of the best commentators right now. Of course he shouldn't be doing the BDO stuff but I guess it's a decent paycheck, and maybe some meat raffle tickets as well, so I don't blame him.
Sky should of got him instead of Dudbridge
Indeed, been said here already Nicko's sound doing PDC. Gotta feel sorry for anyone tasked with talking this shit up
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Post by fandarts » Mon Jan 09, 2017 5:39 pm

stephen fry was good, pearson is wank
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Post by BeppeBergomi » Sun Mar 26, 2017 12:04 pm

Crofty for me remains the number 1, (ok I know that my F1 following has some weight in this but even at the Darts he's the best).

I also like Dave Clark come on he's not that bad. Part is very sound.

The worst? Erm, I've got a doubt.... Mardle the jinx.

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Post by Justin Credible » Sun Mar 26, 2017 3:23 pm

dawson is great, sadly he is usually with murphy who is the absolute worst
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Post by KingMervtheFirst » Sun Mar 26, 2017 7:08 pm

The problem with Mardle is that he so obviously attempts to be Sid Waddell's successor.

I can imagine John Lowe as a decent commentator.

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Post by Justin Credible » Sun Mar 26, 2017 7:09 pm

KingMervtheFirst wrote:The problem with Mardle is that he so obviously attempts to be Sid Waddell's successor.

I can imagine John Lowe as a decent commentator.
no fucking way....lowe can barely pronounce his words in his deep droll voice.

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Post by PT13 » Mon Mar 27, 2017 1:23 am

KingMervtheFirst wrote:Part is the best of the current lot.

Taylor tried commentary (on both PDC and BDO) about fifteen years back and was worse than any of the current ones.
Rubbish. Taylor was good on commentary, apart from his tendency to say "he'll get this" when a player went for a double, and him and John Part chatting away so much when they were together on commentary for a match at the 2001 Embassy. For mental insight at a crucial moment of the leg, Taylor's commentary was great. Then again, as darts is so noisy and fast nowadays, I doubt it would have the same affect today that it had back in 2000, 2001 and 2004 when he did guest commentary.

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Re: Best and the Worst on the Microphone

Post by Trueblue32 » Mon Mar 27, 2017 1:45 pm

John Part the best by miles.
Everyone else can fuck off.
Especially Mardle and Rodders.

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