What is Tony Green up to this week?

[Limp Wrist]

The geriatric dribbler wasn't invited to the "family" gathering because "loyalty", so what is he up to?

[Deadshot]

Enjoying the darts the way he should have been for the past 15-20 years hopefully. Sat on the couch in comfort, pint in hand and a few more in the fridge.

[Randall]

Door B for me

[The Thorn]

Not like the current comms are much better...

[ITG]

threatening anyone thinking of going to q-school, especially those bloody foreigners

[Robert Ross]

Door B for me

Figured you more for a backdoor kind of guy.

[Justin Credible]

dont care, hope we never see the cunt ever again

[Limp Wrist]

dont care, hope we never see the cunt ever again

The only time I want to see that mug again is when I read his obituary in the newspaper.

[Kirk Fleet]

He'll be watching every dart thrown in anger from t'Lakeshite. Rubbing his eyes in disbelief because he thought Chris Mason and Paul Nicholson had died. Cheering on all the English boys against that foreign lot. Dear me they come from all over these days don't they? Chuckling in astonishment whenever someone takes out a 2 dart out shot. Howling with delight at every Wolfie double. Nipping down the bookies to put his pension on Darryl Fitton winning it all. Reminiscing about the countless great Gary Robson moments down the years. Being shellshocked that such a great player as Tony O'Shea could lose a match 3-0.

Either that or he'll be tuned into BBC2 cursing the TV and wondering what on earth is going on.

[Mabbsy]

Toe-Knee will be watching Bullseye on Challenge TV surely ?

[Tommo]

As a side note his son used to live near me, o.k., thanks.

[Lister of Smeg]

I've gone for option C. Because that's the one I really hope he is doing. His death cannot come soon enough for my liking.

[andy a]

I assume he's using the time wisely and reviewing all the pre-paid funeral plans that are available these days.

[Justin Credible]

I assume he's using the time wisely and reviewing all the pre-paid funeral plans that are available these days.

if he hurries he might get a parker pen

[andy a]

If he promises to die he can have mine.

[Justin Credible]

If he promises to die he can have mine.

plunged straight into his black heart

[Sin]

Furiously knocking one out over a compromising photo of Lorna Croft and a horse, whislt chewing on a used pair of fat dead racist Marin "Fat Dead Racist" Fitzmaurice old man comfort Y fronts, with all the expected stains and detrius still in situ,

Whilst screaching at the top of his voice, squinting like a wanking Jap when hitting the vinegar strokes

"FAMILY, GRIT, THE'RE ALL HERE, GRIT, GRIT, FAMILY, GRIT, SINGLE 23 LEAVES DOUBLE 11 AND A HALF, GRIT, FAMILY"

[Limp Wrist]

Has his name even been mentioned in the coverage this week?