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COngrats to the winner, well done!
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Fuck off.teddybreak wrote:COngrats to the winner, well done!
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Great news hearing skweezit won a set of darts
Heres hoping he spends every waking hour throwing darts and practising and it keeps him off here
Heres hoping he spends every waking hour throwing darts and practising and it keeps him off here
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But........he's a mod.......he's............needed.......here.Justin Credible wrote:Great news hearing skweezit won a set of darts
Heres hoping he spends every waking hour throwing darts and practising and it keeps him off here
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Skweezy, have you received your prize yet?
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life
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no, not yet, MH.M H wrote:Skweezy, have you received your prize yet?
I'm hoping they come soon, otherwise I'll be heading over to your place to put things right.
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Dispatch is confirmed so should be with you soon mateskweezit wrote:no, not yet, MH.M H wrote:Skweezy, have you received your prize yet?
I'm hoping they come soon, otherwise I'll be heading over to your place to put things right.
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life
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A big thank-you to MH (pending), Red Dragon darts, Team Winmau & all on the darts forum for this comp.
with special shout-outs to Surrey's finest, Lister of Smeg, cannibal, teddybreak, Kim Jong-Un, Justin, the Shank and each of the wonderful mods here.
I decided to choose the 24g Robert Thornton darts because, well, I think they're just the dangest purtiest darts going.
what with the blue stripes with the white accents. the extended knurled barrel and front grippin' nose spirals.
complete with non-slip nodulations on the points for the ultimate in ring finger comfort.
I've never actually seen these in person, but they do sound dory of the hunky kind.
I know I'm gonna make some mods and what better way to bastardize them up than to bring wayne jones into the mix?
yes, wayne jones yellow and black teardrop flights with blue aluminum flight protectors. (or as you say in England, aluminum)
In the spirit of robert thornton, they'll be punched too.
you bet, they'll be punched.
then each one fitted with springs and spread wide open patiently waiting until I insert the shaft of my choice.
wait for it.
a matching blue hard nylon pro-grip shaft.
not the long ones and not the short ones. I'm talking 'bout the midway, darts whispering, "just right" size.
ain't gonna cheapen these new Robert thornton darts either
It'll be dinner first, followed by a movie and then in between the bristle, if'n all goes well.
with special shout-outs to Surrey's finest, Lister of Smeg, cannibal, teddybreak, Kim Jong-Un, Justin, the Shank and each of the wonderful mods here.
I decided to choose the 24g Robert Thornton darts because, well, I think they're just the dangest purtiest darts going.
what with the blue stripes with the white accents. the extended knurled barrel and front grippin' nose spirals.
complete with non-slip nodulations on the points for the ultimate in ring finger comfort.
I've never actually seen these in person, but they do sound dory of the hunky kind.
I know I'm gonna make some mods and what better way to bastardize them up than to bring wayne jones into the mix?
yes, wayne jones yellow and black teardrop flights with blue aluminum flight protectors. (or as you say in England, aluminum)
In the spirit of robert thornton, they'll be punched too.
you bet, they'll be punched.
then each one fitted with springs and spread wide open patiently waiting until I insert the shaft of my choice.
wait for it.
a matching blue hard nylon pro-grip shaft.
not the long ones and not the short ones. I'm talking 'bout the midway, darts whispering, "just right" size.
ain't gonna cheapen these new Robert thornton darts either
It'll be dinner first, followed by a movie and then in between the bristle, if'n all goes well.
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Placeholder for 'Syphilis made me bald' Sprocket to make his one and only joke..skweezit wrote:no, not yet, MH.M H wrote:Skweezy, have you received your prize yet?
I'm hoping they come soon, otherwise I'll be heading over to your place to put things right.
"John Walton trying out Q school is like a vicar trying gangsta rap"
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At least you'll be getting something. I won the WGP comp on that other dodgy forum before it went tits up and my DC prize was never sent. Load if arse.
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Never a problem on here.
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my robert thornton darts came in!
had to sign for them.
the postwoman laughed and said "don't sign it as skweezit".
so I'm releasing my final thank-you to MH.
I haven't shot with them yet. I'm a little nervous as I'm hitting the board
real well right now with my Barneveld's (2nd in a singles tournie this year)
sure are pretty darts.
they came with a white sleeveless t-shirt.
had to sign for them.
the postwoman laughed and said "don't sign it as skweezit".
so I'm releasing my final thank-you to MH.
I haven't shot with them yet. I'm a little nervous as I'm hitting the board
real well right now with my Barneveld's (2nd in a singles tournie this year)
sure are pretty darts.
they came with a white sleeveless t-shirt.
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skweezit wrote:my robert thornton darts came in!
had to sign for them.
the postwoman laughed and said "don't sign it as skweezit".
so I'm releasing my final thank-you to MH.
I haven't shot with them yet. I'm a little nervous as I'm hitting the board
real well right now with my Barneveld's (2nd in a singles tournie this year)
sure are pretty darts.
they came with a white sleeveless t-shirt.
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skweezit wrote:
they came with a white sleeveless t-shirt.
Whe I won my set of darts on here and missed the postman, and had to go to the area depot to pick them up the prick behind the desk asked me for ID to prove I was justin credible,
I told him look at me, anyone could see i was justin credible, he finally copped on to the joke
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So the sorting office staff know where you live?Justin Credible wrote:skweezit wrote:
they came with a white sleeveless t-shirt.
Whe I won my set of darts on here and missed the postman, and had to go to the area depot to pick them up the prick behind the desk asked me for ID to prove I was justin credible,
I told him look at me, anyone could see i was justin credible, he finally copped on to the joke
They will be getting a visit from the bdo "hardmen" then!
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What is the etiquette for those "getting a slap" ?
If so called bdo hardmen do turn up at my house or ever confront me, is there some format one must follow.
If I decide to not let them slap me, and instead I slap them, hard and many times will that break the rules ?
Or must I just simply stand there and allow fat northern dolescum to try intimidate me.
This is all so confusing
If so called bdo hardmen do turn up at my house or ever confront me, is there some format one must follow.
If I decide to not let them slap me, and instead I slap them, hard and many times will that break the rules ?
Or must I just simply stand there and allow fat northern dolescum to try intimidate me.
This is all so confusing
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Id give you a hard feckin slap why ? Well your a cunt as simple as and I don't like cuntsJustin Credible wrote:What is the etiquette for those "getting a slap" ?
If so called bdo hardmen do turn up at my house or ever confront me, is there some format one must follow.
If I decide to not let them slap me, and instead I slap them, hard and many times will that break the rules ?
Or must I just simply stand there and allow fat northern dolescum to try intimidate me.
This is all so confusing
Well not your kind anyhow of a cunt if you get my drift ok cunt <
Now go take a walk on the wild side and don't ever come back as no one wants you on any darts
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