THE GREATEST SHITFEST ON EARTH Lakeshite 2017

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Post by shenmue » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:27 pm

Jobber Williams gifted a set to prolong my agony, my angela white porn watching session is delayed

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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:29 pm

dartvader wrote:The last 16 average comparison between Ally Pally and this pile of shit should be a giggle.
This is the fifth match out of 8 and if the averages stay the same there will have been a total of TWO averages over 90. And only one over 91. And none over 93. Deary me.
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Post by Justin Credible » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:29 pm

Pigpen wrote:oh no its a comeback

I hope it goes the whole 7 sets

A pissed up phantom of the opera will be hilarious as the wonky eyed fire damaged facial mutant looks like an epileptic on angel dust spraying darts around like oche on e numbers
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Post by shenmue » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:31 pm

Even Cave-in would beat jobber welsh Williams on the telly

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Post by Trueblue32 » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:32 pm

The Ginge Reaper wrote:
dartvader wrote:The last 16 average comparison between Ally Pally and this pile of shit should be a giggle.
This is the fifth match out of 8 and if the averages stay the same there will have been a total of TWO averages over 90. And only one over 91. And none over 93. Deary me.
Add all 16 averages from ally pally together, divide by 16 and we have 97.08.
On smaller trebles as well.

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Post by Lister of Smeg » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:32 pm

shenmue wrote:Even Cave-in would beat jobber welsh Williams on the telly

Cave-in would win the lakeshite at a canter.

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Post by D'Artagnan » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:33 pm

Ha, smelly BDO cunts..

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Post by Justin Credible » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:35 pm

Trueblue32 wrote:
The Ginge Reaper wrote:
dartvader wrote:The last 16 average comparison between Ally Pally and this pile of shit should be a giggle.
This is the fifth match out of 8 and if the averages stay the same there will have been a total of TWO averages over 90. And only one over 91. And none over 93. Deary me.
Add all 16 averages from ally pally together, divide by 16 and we have 97.08.
On smaller trebles as well.
the last 16 average for the PDC at ally pally this year was 96.53
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Post by Trueblue32 » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:37 pm

Justin Credible wrote:
Trueblue32 wrote:
The Ginge Reaper wrote:
dartvader wrote:The last 16 average comparison between Ally Pally and this pile of shit should be a giggle.
This is the fifth match out of 8 and if the averages stay the same there will have been a total of TWO averages over 90. And only one over 91. And none over 93. Deary me.
Add all 16 averages from ally pally together, divide by 16 and we have 97.08.
On smaller trebles as well.
the last 16 average for the PDC at ally pally this year was 96.53
I just went on wiki and got them off there.
Maybe they are wrong.
Either way the averages on these toy boards are not even going to be close to either.

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Post by dartvader » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:37 pm

Justin Credible wrote:
Trueblue32 wrote:
The Ginge Reaper wrote:
dartvader wrote:The last 16 average comparison between Ally Pally and this pile of shit should be a giggle.
This is the fifth match out of 8 and if the averages stay the same there will have been a total of TWO averages over 90. And only one over 91. And none over 93. Deary me.
Add all 16 averages from ally pally together, divide by 16 and we have 97.08.
On smaller trebles as well.
the last 16 average for the PDC at ally pally this year was 96.53
Either way, these cunts will be nowhere near it on boards with trebles so big the WDF had to change their rules so they could be used.

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Post by Justin Credible » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:40 pm

comms trying to make out this welsh cunt is a battler

ITS BOTTLER NOT BATTLER
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Post by The Thorn » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:41 pm

Trueblue32 wrote:
Justin Credible wrote:
Trueblue32 wrote:
The Ginge Reaper wrote:
dartvader wrote:The last 16 average comparison between Ally Pally and this pile of shit should be a giggle.
This is the fifth match out of 8 and if the averages stay the same there will have been a total of TWO averages over 90. And only one over 91. And none over 93. Deary me.
Add all 16 averages from ally pally together, divide by 16 and we have 97.08.
On smaller trebles as well.
the last 16 average for the PDC at ally pally this year was 96.53
I just went on wiki and got them off there.
Maybe they are wrong.
Either way the averages on these toy boards are not even going to be close to either.
Just dividing the sum of averages by 16 won't get you the exact figure, as it doesn't take into account how many legs or sets were played. Still a 0.5 points gap makes no difference, as the BDO average will probably be sub-90.

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Post by Rogg » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:41 pm

These two are the new Pip and Darryl. Wonderful years ahead.
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Post by dartvader » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:42 pm

Williams nudging above the mythical 90 average...

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Post by Justin Credible » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:43 pm

2 MORE SUB 90 AVERAGES.....OH DEAR
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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:44 pm

dartvader wrote:Williams nudging above the mythical 90 average...
And finished just below it :D
Big changes on the way ! We've heard it before but it's different this time !!!! , I believe Bdo gonna grow x

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Post by shenmue » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:45 pm

These two cunts look like they are going to fuck each other later on, disgusting scenes

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Post by The Thorn » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:45 pm

PDC: 100 is the new 90 average
BDO: 80 is the new 90

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Post by Jobber » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:46 pm

Darts: 17, 16, 17, 14, 19, 15, 20, 13, 15, 21, 11, 17, 16, 14, 27, 16, 16, 16, 21, 13, 16, 11, 18

no back to back legs of less than 15 darts?! :shock:

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JOBBER PRELIMS
Dennis Nillson (81.69) 0-3 (90.18) Ryan Joyce
Seigi Asada (86.70) 1-3 (84.63) Jeff Smith
Roger Janssen (77.37) 2-3 (81.60) Mark McGrath
Tom Sawyer (72.69) 0-3 (85.65) Paul Hogan
Krzysztof Ratajski (88.05) 3-2 (87.48) Willem Mandigers
Raymond Smith (80.31) 3-2 (83.55) Davy Van Baelen
David Cameron (86.19) 3-1 (86.40) Jimmy Hendricks
Craig Caldwell (79.62) 1-3 (81.99) Dennis Harbour

JOBBER LAST 32
Phantom of the Opera (96.96) 3-1 (92.64) Nick Kenny
Darryl Fitton (85.26) 3-0 (79.65) Wouter Vaes
Jim Williams (82.12) 3-0 (76.47) Tony O'Shea
Martin Adams (91.74) 3-2 (87.87) Ryan Joyce
Scott Mitchell (87.81) 3-0 (78.54) Mark McGrath
Jamie Hughes (94.38) 3-1 (88.69) Martin Atkins
Dean Reynolds (79.26) 2 (5) 3 (81.36) Pip Blackwell
Martin Phillips (83.61) 2-3 (91.62) Paul Hogan
Geert De Vos (96.96) 3-0 (92.19) Raymond Smith
Brian Dawson (87.24) 2-3 (91.71) Jeff Smith
Danny Noppert (98.07) 3 (5) 1 (86.76) David Cameron
Richard Veenstra (91.47) 3 (5) 1 (86.25) Ross Mcnoloyalty
Wesley Harms (84.27) 0 (5) 3 (84.15) Krzysztof Ratajki
Mark McGeeney (90.96) 3-1 (87.75) James Hurrell
Darius Labanauskas (91.74) 3-1 (83.46) Conan Whitehead
Scott Waites (90.54) 3-1 (89.28) Dennis Harbour

JOBBER LAST 16
Geert De Vos (92.28) 4-2 (89.94) Scott Mitchell
Jeff Smith (89.31) 1-4 (89.94) Martin Adams
Darryl Fitton (87.75) 4-1 (83.73) Pip Blackwell
Jim Williams (89.85) 1-4 (84.96) Jamie Hughes

MUNTERS LAST 16
Trina Gulliver (72.00) 2-0 (66.12) Claire Brookin
Aileen De Graaf (76.44) 2-0 (70.26) Rachel Brooks
Lisa Ashton (87.06) 2-0 (74.70) Sharon Prins
Fallon Sherrock (78.39) 2-0 (69.87) Olive Byamukama
Lorraine Winstanley (74.52) 2-0 (63.51) Anca Zijlstra
Deta Hedman (73.62) 1 (3) 2 (79.86) Casey Gallagher
Anastasia Dobromyslova (85.50) 2-1 (86.46) Rhian Griffiths
Corrine Hammond (70.44) 2-0 (61.28) Patricia Farrell


100 PLUS AVERAGES : 0
95 PLUS AVERAGES : 3
SUB 90 AVERAGES : 57
SUB 80 AVERAGES : 21
SUB 70 AVERAGES : 4
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