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Re: 2017 January Jobber Jamboree at Potters Palace of Piss

Post by Justin Credible » Thu Jul 07, 2016 10:01 pm

the first day he realizes he spent 200 quid entering a comp, a months salary in the shitstain on a map middlesboro he will start buckling under the pressure.
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Re: 2017 January Jobber Jamboree at Potters Palace of Piss

Post by Lister of Smeg » Thu Jul 07, 2016 10:02 pm

Durrant is no better than ex BDO number ones Wilson and Kellett that went before him. He will have no more impact in the PDC than those two have

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Re: 2017 January Jobber Jamboree at Potters Palace of Piss

Post by Justin Credible » Thu Jul 07, 2016 10:09 pm

he could score like a cunt. so what, if he lacks the balls and backbone.
a poor mans chizzy who when the pressure is on falls to pieces,

then his face has being doing that for ages
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Re: 2017 January Jobber Jamboree at Potters Palace of Piss

Post by Rogg » Thu Jul 07, 2016 11:02 pm

Provisional Lakeside field (seasonal rankings)... easily the most depressing list in all of darts. Horrified to see Big Robbo climbing easily, having seemingly just sat on his arse for months. :shock:

Which leads you to wonder: how many players are actually doing what you might call a 'full tour', that is busting a gut to get as high up this list as possible? It looks utterly pitiful.


1 Glen Durrant (England) 355
2 Scott Mitchell (England) 321
3 Danny Noppert (Netherlands) 302
4 Martin Adams (England) 264
5 Jamie Hughes (England) 261
6 Darius Labanauskas (Lithuania) 239
7 Darryl Fitton (England) 236
8 Scott Waites (England) 229
9 Wesley Harms (Netherlands) 222
10 = Geert de Vos (Belgium) 211
10 = Jim Williams (Wales) 211
12 Brian Dawson (England) 194
13 = Martin Phillips (Wales) 192
13 = Tony O'Shea (England) 192
15 Dean Reynolds (Wales) 188
16 Richard Veenstra (Netherlands) 171
17 Madars Razma (Latvia) 158
18 Mark McGeeney (England) 152
19 = James Hurrell (England) 144
19 = Sven Verdonck (Belgium) 144
21 Wouter Vaes (Netherlands) 136
22 Shaun Carroll (England) 132
23 Pip Blackwell (England) 131
24 Jeff Smith (Canada) 128
25 Jimmy Hendriks (Netherlands) 125
26 = Dennis Harbour (England) 124
26 = Martin C Atkins (England) 124
28 David Cameron (Canada) 123
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29 Jeffrey Sparidaans (Netherlands) 121
30 Dave Parletti (England) 120
31 Bradley Kirk (England) 117
32 Ryan Joyce (England) 114
33 Gary Robson (England) 112
34 Ross Montgomery (Scotland) 106
35 Conan Whitehead (England) 104
36 Craig Caldwell (New Zealand) 102
37 = Roger Janssen (Belgium) 101
37 = Stephen Lennon (Republic Of Ireland) 101
39 Larry Butler (USA) 97
40 Nick Kenny (Wales) 96
41 Richie Edwards (Wales) 95
42 = Andy Fordham (England) 94
42 = Sven Wens (Belgium) 94
44 Willem Mandigers (Netherlands) 90
45 Alan Bell (England) 83
46 Krzysztof Ratajski (Poland) 80
47 Ted Hankey (England) 77
48 Davy van Baelen (Belgium) 76
49 = Jim Widmayer (USA) 75
49 = Simon Stainton (England) 75
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Re: 2017 January Jobber Jamboree at Potters Palace of Piss

Post by Zeyes » Thu Jul 07, 2016 11:05 pm

I dunno, comparing Durrant to Wilson seems a bit unfair - Wilson was just "best of the rest" behind Bunting and inherited the #1 spot when Bunting left. Durrant is pretty much a dominant force in the tournaments he enters (events at the Lakeside perhaps excluded...), which Wilson never was.

And it's not like you need to be a hugely proficient TV player to make good coin in the PDC...just look at guys like Caven and Pipe, steady top 24 players who make most of the TV events, and usually not as top 16 auto invites but rather through their Pro Tour performances. Players like that are making £75k a year in the PDC now, nobody in the BDO except the Lakeside winner gets anywhere close to that.

I think Durrant easily has enough talent to match that, just like Norris is proving to have. The biggest (and maybe only) question mark is how he'll handle the constant pressure on the Pro Tour where you've got to be switched on for every game nowadays. Of course that is a huge question mark with the way the PDC circuit works - if you can't crack the floor, you won't be on TV at all.

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Re: 2017 January Jobber Jamboree at Potters Palace of Piss

Post by Justin Credible » Thu Jul 07, 2016 11:12 pm

eh...when bunting fucked off someone had to take the #1 spot so that was wilson

guess what...when wilson fucked off same thing again, some one had to take over.
If melted plastic face was so good then how come he was not winning when bunting and wilson were around ?
Could it be he was not as good as them and every time a gap open when some cunt switches the rest of the job move up in the even more depleted field.
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Re: 2017 January Jobber Jamboree at Potters Palace of Piss

Post by Rogg » Thu Jul 07, 2016 11:28 pm

Re the Lakeside list up the page, these five have played on the PDC Development Tour this year. ;) they're in an interesting position. Current Dev. Tour ranking in brackets:


15 Dean Reynolds (2nd)
25 Jimmy Hendriks (16th)
31 Bradley Kirk (15th)
37 Stephen Lennon (7th)
40 Nick Kenny (19th)
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Re: 2017 January Jobber Jamboree at Potters Palace of Piss

Post by Justin Credible » Thu Jul 07, 2016 11:37 pm

I do hope you are not suggesting the experience those players get in the PDC is helping them climb quicker up the bdo rankings

that wont go down well with mushrooms
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Re: 2017 January Jobber Jamboree at Potters Palace of Piss

Post by Rogg » Thu Jul 07, 2016 11:49 pm

Justin Credible wrote:I do hope you are not suggesting the experience those players get in the PDC is helping them climb quicker up the bdo rankings

that wont go down well with mushrooms
Reynolds winning the PDC World Youth Championship and Lakeside in the same year would be something. Stranger things have happened.

So what IS the mushroom position on these lads? Youngsters taking every opportunity they can, surely you'd need to be a right desperate cunt to sneer about their PDC involvement.
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Re: 2017 January Jobber Jamboree at Potters Palace of Piss

Post by Justin Credible » Thu Jul 07, 2016 11:53 pm

you mean like warty checking the rulebook over and over hoping to find some reason to kick out pdc players.

wonder if warty has a problem with spineless, jobson, fitton and choker o shea who all went cap in hand begging to the pdc in their career ?
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Re: 2017 January Jobber Jamboree at Potters Palace of Piss

Post by Rogg » Fri Jul 08, 2016 12:06 am

Somebody in the big happy family will be working on it no doubt.
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Re: 2017 January Jobber Jamboree at Potters Palace of Piss

Post by twathammer » Thu Jul 14, 2016 4:27 pm

I am fully expecting to see at least 2 wildcards into Lakeshite in order to secure some shit TV coverage - if it does happen, I will approach every younger player currently playing DevTour as well and advise them not to sign the contracts the BDoh offer

Horrible cunts the BDO, might go and hurl some shit around at the British Pentathlon this weekend - even though that event is run despite the BDO and not because of
Fucking idiots, fucking everywhere

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Re: 2017 January Jobber Jamboree at Potters Palace of Piss

Post by Justin Credible » Thu Jul 14, 2016 4:30 pm

twathammer wrote:I am fully expecting to see at least 2 wildcards into Lakeshite in order to secure some shit TV coverage - if it does happen, I will approach every younger player currently playing DevTour as well and advise them not to sign the contracts the BDoh offer

Horrible cunts the BDO, might go and hurl some shit around at the British Pentathlon this weekend - even though that event is run despite the BDO and not because of
is that not what the bdo players do as well ? :lol:
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Re: 2017 January Jobber Jamboree at Potters Palace of Piss

Post by Jobber » Thu Jul 14, 2016 9:31 pm

Rogg wrote:Provisional Lakeshite field (seasonal rankings)... easily the most depressing list in all of darts. Horrified to see Big Robbo climbing easily, having seemingly just sat on his arse for months. :shock:

10 = Jim Williams (Wales) 211
12 Brian Dawson (England) 194
13 = Martin Phillips (Wales) 192
13 = Tony O'Shea (England) 192
15 Dean Reynolds (Wales) 188
16 Richard Veenstra (Netherlands) 171
17 Madars Razma (Latvia) 158
18 Mark McGeeney (England) 152
19 = James Hurrell (England) 144
19 = Sven Verdonck (Belgium) 144
21 Wouter Vaes (Netherlands) 136
22 Shaun Carroll (England) 132
23 Pip Blackwell (England) 131
24 Jeff Smith (Canada) 128
25 Jimmy Hendriks (Netherlands) 125
26 = Dennis Harbour (England) 124
26 = Martin C Atkins (England) 124
28 David Cameron (Canada) 123
The absolute state of that list. :oops:

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Re: 2017 January Jobber Jamboree at Potters Palace of Piss

Post by Justin Credible » Thu Jul 14, 2016 9:32 pm

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Re: 2017 January Jobber Jamboree at Potters Palace of Piss

Post by Justin Credible » Sun Aug 14, 2016 5:17 pm

armchairfan wrote:Lakeside Race

Lowest counting score in blue. Boxes to fill in red.

1 375 Glen Durrant 16
2 325 Scott Mitchell 20
3 315 Danny Noppert 20
4 289 Martin Adams 6
5 272 Jamie Hughes 15
6 258 Scott Waites 7
7 247 Darius Labanauskas 12
8 246 Wesley Harms 14
9 243 Darryl Fitton 8
10 234 Dean Reynolds 10
11 222 Brian Dawson 12
12 216 Jim Williams 12
13 215 Geert de Vos 14
14 202 Martin Phillips 5
15 193 Tony O'Shea 4
16 189 Mark McGeeney 4
17 181 Richard Veenstra 8
18 163 Wouter Vaes 7
19 160 Martin C Atkins 4
19 160 Madars Razma 8
21 153 Ross Montgomery 4
22 152 Pip Blackwell 5
23 151 Jimmy Hendriks 4
24 148 Shaun Carroll 8
25 146 James Hurrell 8
26 144 Ryan Joyce 4
26 144 Sven Verdonck 6
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28 139 Dennis Harbour 2
29 138 Jeff Smith 1
30 137 Gary Robson 2
30 137 Jeffrey Sparidaans 4
32 136 Conan Whitehead 3
33 135 Bradley Kirk 4
34 125 Dave Parletti 4
35 123 Dave Cameron 1
36 121 Andy Fordham 4
37 113 Alan Bell 2
38 112 Ted Hankey 2
38 112 Stephen Lennon 5
40 109 Larry Butler 5
41 105 Nick Kenny 3
41 105 Roger Janssen 2
43 104 Richie Edwards 1
43 104 Willem Mandigers 5
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Re: 2017 January Jobber Jamboree at Potters Palace of Piss

Post by The Ginge Reaper » Sun Aug 14, 2016 5:19 pm

Dennis Harbour in a spot of bother...
Big changes on the way ! We've heard it before but it's different this time !!!! , I believe Bdo gonna grow x

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Re: 2017 January Jobber Jamboree at Potters Palace of Piss

Post by Justin Credible » Sun Aug 14, 2016 5:28 pm

The Ginge Reaper wrote:Dennis Harbour in a spot of bother...

terrible news

he is better shape that gary jobson though :lol:
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Re: 2017 January Jobber Jamboree at Potters Palace of Piss

Post by M H » Sun Aug 14, 2016 5:34 pm

The Ginge Reaper wrote:Dennis Harbour in a spot of bother...
Duzza won't be too upset
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Re: 2017 January Jobber Jamboree at Potters Palace of Piss

Post by The Shank » Sun Aug 14, 2016 7:09 pm

Justin Credible wrote:
armchairfan wrote:Lakeshite Race

Lowest counting score in blue. Boxes to fill in red.

1 375 Glen Durrant 16
2 325 Scott Mitchell 20
3 315 Danny Noppert 20
4 289 Martin Adams 6
5 272 Jamie Hughes 15
6 258 Scott Waites 7
7 247 Darius Labanauskas 12
8 246 Wesley Harms 14
9 243 Darryl Fitton 8
10 234 Dean Reynolds 10
11 222 Brian Dawson 12
12 216 Jim Williams 12
13 215 Geert de Vos 14
14 202 Martin Phillips 5
15 193 Tony O'Shea 4
16 189 Mark McGeeney 4
17 181 Richard Veenstra 8
18 163 Wouter Vaes 7
19 160 Martin C Atkins 4
19 160 Madars Razma 8
21 153 Ross Montgomery 4
22 152 Pip Blackwell 5
23 151 Jimmy Hendriks 4
24 148 Shaun Carroll 8
25 146 James Hurrell 8
26 144 Ryan Joyce 4
26 144 Sven Verdonck 6
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28 139 Dennis Harbour 2
29 138 Jeff Smith 1
30 137 Gary Robson 2
30 137 Jeffrey Sparidaans 4
32 136 Conan Whitehead 3
33 135 Bradley Kirk 4
34 125 Dave Parletti 4
35 123 Dave Cameron 1
36 121 Andy Fordham 4
37 113 Alan Bell 2
38 112 Ted Hankey 2
38 112 Stephen Lennon 5
40 109 Larry Butler 5
41 105 Nick Kenny 3
41 105 Roger Janssen 2
43 104 Richie Edwards 1
43 104 Willem Mandigers 5
A hundred fuckin grand for winning a tournament composed of that shower of shit.

The 'top' players must be rubbing their hands at that.

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