THE GREATEST SHITFEST ON EARTH Lakeshite 2017

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Re: THE GREATEST SHITFEST ON EARTH Lakeshite 2017

Post by Jobber » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:55 pm

Surreys finest wrote:I've not watched any of this shit today. But one average above 90 out of 4 last 16 games is poor. Very poor.

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Fitton - Blackwell
22%(13/59) - 35%(6/17)

Fitton won 4-1...

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Post by shenmue » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:55 pm

Every time i see Durrant i get the urge to rewatch the film mask starring the super hot cher.

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Post by Izzetjamesweighed » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:57 pm

Your The One That I Want - Shame it's not the Mullard and Baker version.

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Post by Pigpen » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:58 pm

Izzetjamesweighed wrote:Your The One That I Want - Shame it's not the Mullard and Baker version.
Now THAT'S a classic :lol:

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Post by shenmue » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:58 pm

Noppert will beat a choking durrant in the final. 7-6 in a lakeside classic

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Post by Justin Credible » Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:01 pm

if durrant loses and then goes to the PDC he will be then called a flop on the lakeshite stage.

But when he stays in the bdo he is not a flop somehow on the lakeshite stage
How is this ?
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Post by Surreys finest » Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:01 pm

Jobber wrote:
Surreys finest wrote:I've not watched any of this shit today. But one average above 90 out of 4 last 16 games is poor. Very poor.

Doubles:
Fitton - Blackwell
22%(13/59) - 35%(6/17)

Fitton won 4-1...
Jesus fucking Christ. Pip seems to have done a Dave Toiletti and bent over for a 'legend'.
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Post by The Shank » Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:01 pm

shenmue wrote:Every time i see Durrant i get the urge to rewatch the film mask starring the super hot cher.
Is that the one where she wears a leather mini?

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Post by Wolflanternbumbag » Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:03 pm

I reckon Durrants brother could take JC
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Post by shenmue » Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:04 pm

The Shank wrote:
shenmue wrote:Every time i see Durrant i get the urge to rewatch the film mask starring the super hot cher.
Is that the one where she wears a leather mini?

Yes but i remember it because of the deformed face that reminds me of durrant

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Post by shenmue » Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:04 pm

Will paul o'grady win a set?

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Post by Justin Credible » Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:04 pm

a freak with a melted face and a wonky eye against a gomey stuttering and stammering mutant.

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Post by Wolflanternbumbag » Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:05 pm

Also think Durrants brother got more money and could beat JC at darts
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Post by D'Artagnan » Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:06 pm

Fuck your shitty football team, nobody cares..

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Post by shenmue » Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:06 pm

Justin Credible wrote:a freak with a melted face and a wonky eye against a gomey stuttering and stammering mutant.

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Is it wrong that i really enjoy the stuttering interviews from jobber paul o'grady?

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Post by Trueblue32 » Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:06 pm

Fuck.All those nights in the hammock on the ferries have aged Lewis dreadfully.
Must always sleep on one side of his face, looks a bit lopsided.

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Post by Wolflanternbumbag » Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:07 pm

Durrant will need new walk on music in the PDC
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Post by ITG » Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:08 pm

"the 53 year old basingstoke van driver born in dudley"

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Post by shenmue » Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:09 pm

Wolflanternbumbag wrote:Durrant will need new walk on music in the PDC
I've heard he will be using colin Lloyd's old walk on tune

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Post by Kimmy » Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:12 pm

Go on Hogan!

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