THE GREATEST SHITFEST ON EARTH Lakeshite 2017

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Post by Justin Credible » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:35 pm

Potter's Lake wrote:Looks like I'm missing a classic, 87 averages.

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Post by Izzetjamesweighed » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:35 pm

There was a darts based episode of Minder once, where Arthur became the manager of a hotshot Welsh darts player.

The episode featured probably the worst edited portrayal of throwing a dart ever seen on TV, hardly the standard of Bill Webster vs Disco Dave.

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Post by Jobber » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:35 pm

anyone half decent wouldn't have dropped a leg to fitton.

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Post by M H » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:37 pm

Jobber wrote:anyone half decent wouldn't have dropped a leg to fitton.
Anyone half decent would have been at Ally Pally
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Post by D'Artagnan » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:37 pm

Izzetjamesweighed wrote:There was a darts based episode of Minder once, where Arthur became the manager of a hotshot Welsh darts player.

The episode featured probably the worst edited portrayal of throwing a dart ever seen on TV, hardly the standard of Bill Webster vs Disco Dave.
Ha, I've seen that episode not long ago. The dude uses his other hand and is still shit hot. Load of shite.. :D

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Post by Justin Credible » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:38 pm

comms wanking themselves blind over fittons 87 average

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Post by Izzetjamesweighed » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:39 pm

D'Artagnan wrote:
Izzetjamesweighed wrote:There was a darts based episode of Minder once, where Arthur became the manager of a hotshot Welsh darts player.

The episode featured probably the worst edited portrayal of throwing a dart ever seen on TV, hardly the standard of Bill Webster vs Disco Dave.
Ha, I've seen that episode not long ago. The dude uses his other hand and is still shit hot. Load of shite.. :D
Always seemed to finish on the Bull for the crucial legs.

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Post by M H » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:39 pm

This is a pile of unmitigated shit
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life

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Post by D'Artagnan » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:40 pm

Vassos die you bastard..

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Post by Justin Credible » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:42 pm

85 - plays 83 in this "world pro" last 16.

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Post by Pigpen » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:43 pm

I hope both of these cretins lose

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Post by ITG » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:43 pm

I am going to watch back one day the Fitton and Wright match. I can't stomach this mug pretending hes a top pro and watching him get schooled that night by the clown was fucking beautiful.

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Post by Rogg » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:45 pm

These two terrified, pedestrian old bastards will live and die in this graveyard. No attitude, no rhythmn, no ambition. Utter shite.
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Post by Jobber » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:45 pm

in the gravy wrote:I am going to watch back one day the Fitton and Wright match. I can't stomach this mug pretending hes a top pro and watching him get schooled that night by the clown was fucking beautiful.

What really gets me is the way people pretend to be massive fans of him. They cant bring themselves to call him shit.

If Fitton played in the PDC he would be getting same flack that wright takes.

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Post by M H » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:45 pm

This is still total shit
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Post by Justin Credible » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:46 pm

fitton with a 85 average is leading a match in the bdo

He averaged 93 against krusty in the GSoD and got totally raped.
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Post by Wolflanternbumbag » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:47 pm

Kim Jong-Un wrote:
Jobber wrote:we need a screen grab of his arm....
Are they swastikas?
Correct but they've been crudely changed into musical notes. Was in fitzys white supremacy clan, killed a black guy who robbed his house asked him to put his teeth on the pavement.. then stamped on his head. Saw the light in prison that he was being exploited, then got shunned by his own clan members.. Then rapped and beaten by Eccles and a few others. Practiced darts everyday from then on and swore one day he'd qualify for Lakeside..
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Post by Rogg » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:47 pm

Fitton won the world trophy playing like this the whole weekend. It was almost like nobody had the heart to beat the poor old bugger.
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Post by Witnit » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:48 pm

fuzzy wrote: Also what is all the incessant background noise -- i thought Potters Piss palace was a temple of silence when the players were throwing to show "respect"???
Give it some time. It will be quiet once all the seniors have fallen asleep.

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Post by Jobber » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:48 pm

Wolflanternbumbag wrote:
Kim Jong-Un wrote:
Jobber wrote:we need a screen grab of his arm....
Are they swastikas?
Correct but they've been crudely changed into musical notes. Was in fitzys white supremacy clan, killed a black guy who robbed his house asked him to put his teeth on the pavement.. then stamped on his head. Saw the light in prison that he was being exploited, then got shunned by his own clan members.. Then rapped and beaten by Eccles and a few others. Practiced darts everyday from then on and swore one day he'd qualify for Lakeshite..
BDO History Eccles.

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