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THE GREATEST SHITFEST ON EARTH Lakeshite 2017

Post by Justin Credible » Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:23 am

stolen from elsewhere


Australia - ? Too soon to say, maybe determined at qualifier at Australian Championships

British Isles - ? Too soon to say, still to be played: European Darts Classic, European Darts Open, England Classic, England Masters, British Classic, British Open, 1 County Weekend

Baltic & Scandinavian - ? Too soon to say, still to be played: Swedish Open, Baltic Cup Open

Canadian Region - David Cameron - all events played

Eastern Europe - Krzysztof Ratajski - 27 points ahead, only one event before cut-off (Bulgarian Open, not confirmed), and can't be caught

New Zealand - most likely Craig Caldwell, as with 2 Cat D events left he has a 24 point lead over Greg Moss

USA - ? Too soon to say, but between Jim Widmayer, Tom Sawyer, Darin Young & Joe Chaney. Still to be played: USA Classic, Music City Classic

Western Europe - ? Too soon to say, still to be played: Belgium Open, Antwerp Open, French Open, Catalonia Open, FCD Anniversary Open

So far then, including the direct entrants (assuming the same rules as last year), the following have qualified:

Scott Waites (2016 champion)
Scott Mitchell (2015 Champion)
Jeff Smith (2016 RU)
Jamie Hughes (2016 SF)
Richard Veenstra (2016 SF)
David Cameron (Canadian Region)
Krzysztof Ratajski (Eastern Europe Region)
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Re: 2017 January Jobber Jamboree at Potters Palace of Piss

Post by Rogg » Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:31 am

DOGGY Dawson had better make it.

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Re: 2017 January Jobber Jamboree at Potters Palace of Piss

Post by Rogg » Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:39 am

It will be interesting to see to what extent they shit themselves if/when it becomes clear that both their golden boys Hankey and Fordham won't make it.

I maintain that they'll crack eventually and start throwing around WORLD PRO wildcards. There could be some tremendous comedy ahead.
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Re: 2017 January Jobber Jamboree at Potters Palace of Piss

Post by Justin Credible » Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:45 am

no competition is complete without the trio of yorkshire grit of walton, waites and doggy dawson
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Re: 2017 January Jobber Jamboree at Potters Palace of Piss

Post by Trueblue32 » Tue Jul 05, 2016 9:20 am

Justin Credible wrote:no competition is complete without the trio of yorkshire grit of walton, waites and doggy dawson
Don't forget Garry "smile you miserable cunt" Thompson

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Post by Justin Credible » Tue Jul 05, 2016 3:32 pm

European ranking events left. The events in red and blue clash with each other on the same weekend:

Blackpool weekend (double header)
Belgium Open
Antwerp Open
Swedish Open
French Open
Selsey weekend (double header)
Spain weekend (double header)

Bridlington weekend (double header)
Baltic Cup

Netherlands Open
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Re: 2017 January Jobber Jamboree at Potters Palace of Piss

Post by The Ginge Reaper » Tue Jul 05, 2016 3:41 pm

Cheeky cunt :D :D
Big changes on the way ! We've heard it before but it's different this time !!!! , I believe Bdo gonna grow x

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Post by Justin Credible » Tue Jul 05, 2016 3:50 pm

sorry ginge, I know you would never copy something of one forum and post it on another
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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Tue Jul 05, 2016 3:54 pm

Justin Credible wrote:sorry ginge, I know you would never copy something of one forum and post it on another
Of course not, I would always credit the source, as apparently this is the law :)
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Post by Justin Credible » Tue Jul 05, 2016 4:00 pm

really

funny how when i posted the link to how the pdc did a deal with a company to sell tickets you posted the link on TSoD shortly afterwards, obviously copied of here and no mention you got it here. likewise whenb fatty watts 24 hours later ( that boy is slow) then proceeded to post it on dolefinish he made no mention where he found it and first read it.

I credit ACF a lot of time for his great stats, used the stats of Slymaster and others, I wont however do a jimmy the nonce and claim to be a statistician cos i robbed the work of others but you are as guilty as anyone of taking stuff of one forum and posting on another, and not always crediting.
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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Tue Jul 05, 2016 4:02 pm

Fucks sake, Gaz! Did you miss the smiley or something?

I was clearly reference Ssjsa on the other forum who got the hump when you copied all those PL charts across onto here. Calm down!
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Re: 2017 January Jobber Jamboree at Potters Palace of Piss

Post by Justin Credible » Tue Jul 05, 2016 4:09 pm

fuck off, play the game...


I do not agree with rules of forum etiquette
All that matters on forums is post count...or is it view count...or maybe its thread count, cannot tell since rat bastard chris fucked off in a sulk and now only visits when he is signed in as invisible

As for you ginge you have copied stuff on to other forums 11 times in the last 17 weeks
Its in my dossier that oche told people i have on my hard drive
DO YOU NOT READ WHAT I COPY ?
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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Tue Jul 05, 2016 4:12 pm

:D
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Re: 2017 January Jobber Jamboree at Potters Palace of Piss

Post by cannibal » Wed Jul 06, 2016 7:15 pm

For the great darting nation of the USA, Young won't go to Lakeshite. He has qualified for the last several years for the Masters and hasn't attended. Pity because he stands a far better chance of making some noise in the BDO than he does in the PDC. PDC WC he has participated 9 times and only once made it past the first round. So more than likely it will be Widmayer who will be at the Potters Palace of Piss with his 81.2 average.
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Post by Justin Credible » Wed Jul 06, 2016 7:26 pm

agree, I like young, but think he is far better suited to the bdo side
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Re: 2017 January Jobber Jamboree at Potters Palace of Piss

Post by Deadshot » Thu Jul 07, 2016 9:17 pm

The great Labanauskis must have surely qualified already? mans been tearing up the WDF circuit, the great WDF with their Regulated Darts on Regulation Equipment must count for something

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Post by Justin Credible » Thu Jul 07, 2016 9:19 pm

"top ten pdc easily"
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Post by Deadshot » Thu Jul 07, 2016 9:24 pm

I reckon he'd do well in the PDC, but then again I quite like him because he has a good pace and doesn't get involved in the BDO politics - for that reason alone (and the youth players that gave the cross divide game a go, and also the lasses) I watched the BDO world trophy.

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Post by Justin Credible » Thu Jul 07, 2016 9:28 pm

I find him slow with a disfigured face....he is like the new Justin Shite.
The decision to switch must be confusing to the thick prick
Then the thick prick gets confused by everything , god help him when middlesboro play man united .....then he will be confused even more
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Post by cannibal » Thu Jul 07, 2016 9:58 pm

I doubt Durrant will make much noise in the PDC. He might just sneak into the top 32, make a few PDC Majors, but will be nothing more than first round fodder. I don't think he can handle the grind of the PDC, nor the pressure to play for a living.
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