Who is the ultimate speedjobber?

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Who is the ultimate speedjobber?

Vincent van der Voort
1
5%
Jermaine Wattimena
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42%
Ricky Evans
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47%
Keane Barry
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Martjin Kleermaker
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5%
William Borland
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Alec Small
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Jelle Klaasen
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Other
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Total votes: 19

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Who is the ultimate speedjobber?

Post by Emulsfier » Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:02 pm

Well?

If other, please post whom.
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Post by Dfc180 » Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:05 pm

Wattimena. I hate that fucker. Shite and a bad attitude to go with it

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Post by Jimmi » Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:08 pm

Dfc180 wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:05 pm Wattimena. I hate that fucker. Shite and a bad attitude to go with it
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Fucking hate Wattimena.
Quicker he fucks off the better.
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Post by Randall » Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:09 pm

I'd have yo say Ricky
Which is a shame as I lije him
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Post by The Thorn » Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:09 pm

Evens
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Post by Greipel » Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:11 pm

Cuntimena. Well said you too DFC180.
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Post by Jimmi » Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:14 pm

Wattimena is the only answer.
He might not be a Wally like Klaasen but he’s still a massive cunt.
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Post by tungsten tossers » Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:15 pm

Randall wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:09 pm I'd have yo say Ricky
Which is a shame as I lije him
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Post by tungsten tossers » Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:15 pm

Evans

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Post by DeepFriedRat » Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:24 pm

Kleermaker.

Jobs on stage, jobs on the floor, does the bare minimum to win and survive. The ultimate mid 80s shitfest specialist.

Capybara may be a cock but at least he's shown to be competent on the floor and tv in the past.
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Post by DeepFriedRat » Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:28 pm

Vincent has longevity and a great record in early TV rounds
Barry is still quite new and got to the UK Open semi
Evans has the Whitlock game
Borland has the 9 darter
Klaasen has a Lakeside title and many great TV performances
Small :?

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Post by thegentle » Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:35 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:24 pm Kleermaker.

Jobs on stage, jobs on the floor, does the bare minimum to win and survive. The ultimate mid 80s shitfest specialist.

Capybara may be a cock but at least he's shown to be competent on the floor and tv in the past.
I'm willing to give Kleermaker a pass as he is still fairly new on tour, Wattimena has been extremely ordinary for a long time, in fact Kleermaker has as more wins at Ally Pally in 2 years as Wattimena has in 9
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Post by tungsten tossers » Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:46 pm

thegentle wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:35 pm
DeepFriedRat wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:24 pm Kleermaker.

Jobs on stage, jobs on the floor, does the bare minimum to win and survive. The ultimate mid 80s shitfest specialist.

Capybara may be a cock but at least he's shown to be competent on the floor and tv in the past.
I'm willing to give Kleermaker a pass as he is still fairly new on tour, Wattimena has been extremely ordinary for a long time, in fact Kleermaker has as more wins at Ally Pally in 2 years as Wattimena has in 9
This... he hasn't been in the PDC long enough to be called " Ultimate "

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Post by DeepFriedRat » Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:47 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:46 pm
thegentle wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:35 pm
DeepFriedRat wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:24 pm Kleermaker.

Jobs on stage, jobs on the floor, does the bare minimum to win and survive. The ultimate mid 80s shitfest specialist.

Capybara may be a cock but at least he's shown to be competent on the floor and tv in the past.
I'm willing to give Kleermaker a pass as he is still fairly new on tour, Wattimena has been extremely ordinary for a long time, in fact Kleermaker has as more wins at Ally Pally in 2 years as Wattimena has in 9
This... he hasn't been in the PDC long enough to be called " Ultimate "
Malt will agree

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Re: Who is the ultimate speedjobber?

Post by tungsten tossers » Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:48 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:47 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:46 pm
thegentle wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:35 pm
DeepFriedRat wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:24 pm Kleermaker.

Jobs on stage, jobs on the floor, does the bare minimum to win and survive. The ultimate mid 80s shitfest specialist.

Capybara may be a cock but at least he's shown to be competent on the floor and tv in the past.
I'm willing to give Kleermaker a pass as he is still fairly new on tour, Wattimena has been extremely ordinary for a long time, in fact Kleermaker has as more wins at Ally Pally in 2 years as Wattimena has in 9
This... he hasn't been in the PDC long enough to be called " Ultimate "
Malt will agree

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Re: Who is the ultimate speedjobber?

Post by DeepFriedRat » Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:50 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:48 pm
DeepFriedRat wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:47 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:46 pm
thegentle wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:35 pm
DeepFriedRat wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:24 pm Kleermaker.

Jobs on stage, jobs on the floor, does the bare minimum to win and survive. The ultimate mid 80s shitfest specialist.

Capybara may be a cock but at least he's shown to be competent on the floor and tv in the past.
I'm willing to give Kleermaker a pass as he is still fairly new on tour, Wattimena has been extremely ordinary for a long time, in fact Kleermaker has as more wins at Ally Pally in 2 years as Wattimena has in 9
This... he hasn't been in the PDC long enough to be called " Ultimate "
Malt will agree

Speaking of him, where is Malt today?? Missed him
He is sitting in a tree outside JJ's house
Why wasn't I invited?? :(
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Post by tungsten tossers » Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:51 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:50 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:48 pm
DeepFriedRat wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:47 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:46 pm
thegentle wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:35 pm
I'm willing to give Kleermaker a pass as he is still fairly new on tour, Wattimena has been extremely ordinary for a long time, in fact Kleermaker has as more wins at Ally Pally in 2 years as Wattimena has in 9
This... he hasn't been in the PDC long enough to be called " Ultimate "
Malt will agree

Speaking of him, where is Malt today?? Missed him
He is sitting in a tree outside JJ's house
Why wasn't I invited?? :(
He stalks alone :D

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Re: Who is the ultimate speedjobber?

Post by Greipel » Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:52 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:47 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:46 pm
thegentle wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:35 pm
DeepFriedRat wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:24 pm Kleermaker.

Jobs on stage, jobs on the floor, does the bare minimum to win and survive. The ultimate mid 80s shitfest specialist.

Capybara may be a cock but at least he's shown to be competent on the floor and tv in the past.
I'm willing to give Kleermaker a pass as he is still fairly new on tour, Wattimena has been extremely ordinary for a long time, in fact Kleermaker has as more wins at Ally Pally in 2 years as Wattimena has in 9
This... he hasn't been in the PDC long enough to be called " Ultimate "
Malt will agree

Speaking of him, where is Malt today?? Missed him
Thorn posted very few today too.
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Re: Who is the ultimate speedjobber?

Post by Emulsfier » Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:53 pm

Greipel wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:52 pm
DeepFriedRat wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:47 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:46 pm
thegentle wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:35 pm
DeepFriedRat wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:24 pm Kleermaker.

Jobs on stage, jobs on the floor, does the bare minimum to win and survive. The ultimate mid 80s shitfest specialist.

Capybara may be a cock but at least he's shown to be competent on the floor and tv in the past.
I'm willing to give Kleermaker a pass as he is still fairly new on tour, Wattimena has been extremely ordinary for a long time, in fact Kleermaker has as more wins at Ally Pally in 2 years as Wattimena has in 9
This... he hasn't been in the PDC long enough to be called " Ultimate "
Malt will agree

Speaking of him, where is Malt today?? Missed him
Thorn posted very few today too.
"work" aka "wanking"
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