Lowest Averages In Televised History

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Re: Lowest Averages In Televised History

Post by cannibal » Wed Jun 29, 2016 7:14 pm

ffs, if I would have known that you had the thread over here I would have posted over here instead of over there. Unfortunately I shot my wad over the road so I have nothing to add. I hear the sighs of great disappointment.
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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Wed Jun 29, 2016 7:20 pm

cannibal wrote:ffs, if I would have known that you had the thread over here I would have posted over here instead of over there. Unfortunately I shot my wad over the road so I have nothing to add. I hear the sighs of great disappointment.
I'll add them tomorrow! I'll also look at the events you got them from as I may have missed others.
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Re: Lowest Averages In Televised History

Post by Justin Credible » Wed Jun 29, 2016 7:28 pm

cannibal wrote:ffs, if I would have known that you had the thread over here I would have posted over here instead of over there. Unfortunately I shot my wad over the road so I have nothing to add. I hear the sighs of great disappointment.

don t know why you bother over there
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Re: Lowest Averages In Televised History

Post by cannibal » Wed Jun 29, 2016 7:29 pm

I went thru PDC WC from beginning, I also did GSOD. The one I was really looking for was Matchplay as I knew like the early WC there was a bunch of yanks that were in there and I am almost certain there was some hidings that took place. Unfortunately I couldn't find averages for these before 2006 spotty at best all after 2nd round and we know it wasn't too frequent the yanks got out of the first round lol
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Re: Lowest Averages In Televised History

Post by cannibal » Wed Jun 29, 2016 7:46 pm

Justin Credible wrote: don t know why you bother over there
Mainly for the wind up of Fartoid, because I am not sure if he has found this place yet and seen my posts here, I am so looking forward to it when he does lol, especially all that stuff I posted on the movie for the fish market fiasco. I have already wrapped and put postage on 2 boxes of Kleenex because the crying is going to be of epic proportions when that is discovered. That is 1 box for fartoid and one for his dear friend Ms "batshit crazy" Bromberg. There will be calls for me to be banned from my league I am sure of it lol.
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Post by Justin Credible » Wed Jun 29, 2016 7:49 pm

is mr jollyman dartoid ?

and who is bromberg on there ?
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Post by cannibal » Wed Jun 29, 2016 8:02 pm

Dartoid aka Paul Seigel posts under Dartoid, I am pretty sure he doesn't do a multiple. Bromberg isn't on there that I know of but Fartoid has gotten into posting on his facebook stuff I post on TSOD and the facebook discussion group. He did the same thing when I was on SEWA forum. He has issue with anyone that disagrees with him, hence why he has run off every social media thing he has ever been involved with. Both he, Bromberg, and Mrs Butler were quite upset that I said the Americans had no chance in hell of beating the Dutch in the world cup. I also said as a wind up they had no chance in hell of beating the top 8 if the PDC brought a WSOD events to the states. So they were implying and saying how un patriotic I was because I didn't support the American dart players and how there was something nefarious about me using an alias etc....he is a complete douche bag always has been always will be.
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Post by Justin Credible » Wed Jun 29, 2016 8:53 pm

they sound like total cunts
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Re: Lowest Averages In Televised History

Post by cannibal » Wed Jun 29, 2016 9:28 pm

Here are the ones I found, I have went thru these PDC events full history GSOD, Matchplay (what I could find) and WC. Here are the ones you didn't have on your list.

65.07 - Tricia Wright, 2010 PDC GSOD (v Raymond van Barneveld, group F)
66.15 - Ritchie Gardner, 1996 PDC World Darts Championship (v Dennis Priestley, group 3)
69.06 - Kevin Spiolek, 1997 PDC World Darts Championship (v Dennis Smith, group 3)
66.99 - Kevin Spiolek, 1998 PDC World Darts Championship (v Phil Taylor, group 1)
69.72 - Dean Allsop, 1999 PDC World Darts Championship (v Cliff Lazarenko, round 1)
53.37 - Eric Bristow, 1999 PDC World Darts Championship (v Peter Manley, round 1)
66.15 - Toro Sano, 2004 PDC World Darts Championship (v Wayne Atwood, round 1)
67.34 - Peter Evison, 2005 PDC World Darts Championship (v Andy Jenkins, round 2)
67.16 - Shi Yongsheng, 2007 PDC World Darts Championship (v Andy Smith, round 1)
65.31 - Ron Miller, 2007 PDC World Darts Championship (v Roland Scholten, round 1)
69.83 - Anthony Forde, 2008 PDC World Darts Championship (v Akahiro Nakagawa, prelim)
68.85 - Akahiro Nakagawa, 2008 PDC World Darts Championship (v Anthony Forde, prelim)
68.58 - Rizal Barellano, 2008 PDC World Darts Championship (v Miroslav Navratil, Prelim)
63.15 - Erwin Extercatte, 2008 PDC World Darts Championship (v Alan Bolton, Prelim)
60.38 - Alan Bolton, 2008 PDC World Darts Championship (v Erwin Extercatte, Prelim)
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Re: Lowest Averages In Televised History

Post by Justin Credible » Wed Jun 29, 2016 9:37 pm

I am curious who are the repeat offenders ?

I know Bristow had dartitis
But it seems the majority were players and qualifiers from the "lesser" countries playing in a world champs prelims

outside of spiolek who cannibal has named twice above how many established players hit the list twice or more ?
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Post by cannibal » Wed Jun 29, 2016 9:47 pm

A couple names coming up as repeat offenders. PDC needs to worry less about drugs and institute a rule that most certainly will protect the integrity of the game. I propose rule for section 3 Invitations and Seedings, rule 3.10 Any player who throws an avg of less than 70 in two major televised events shall be banned for life from all major events. Offenders will be required to surrender their darts and escorted from the venue immediately after their 2nd offense. You will be put directly in a taxi to be taken to the airport and returned to the location of origin. You will not be allowed to pass the hotel and gather your personal belongings. The PDC will box your shit up and ship it to you. Do not pass "Go", Do not collect $200, and next time stay home.
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Re: Lowest Averages In Televised History

Post by Deadshot » Wed Jun 29, 2016 9:55 pm

Anybody got video of that Manley vs Bristow match?

Not even convinced the PDC will have it. When they uploaded Mardle's entrance at the 2008 world championship they cut it out of somebody else who had uploaded it to youtube, VHS fuzz and sky sports logo and all so the chances of them having 1999 footage is almost nil.

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Post by cannibal » Wed Jun 29, 2016 9:58 pm

Justin Credible wrote:I am curious who are the repeat offenders ?

I know Bristow had dartitis
But it seems the majority were players and qualifiers from the "lesser" countries playing in a world champs prelims

outside of spiolek who cannibal has named twice above how many established players hit the list twice or more ?
Colin Monk, and on the ladies side Bateman, Bromberg, and fan favorite Jacklin.
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Re: Lowest Averages In Televised History

Post by Justin Credible » Wed Jun 29, 2016 10:00 pm

what makes me laugh is how people like rout wank themselves off over the foreign jobbers who produce shit averages.

funny how those averages count, yet the mountain of ton plus averages on the same boards do not count as its not official equipment,
surely using his logic them the sub 70 averages do not count, cannot have it both ways
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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Thu Jun 30, 2016 8:33 am

OP updated to include all the ones Cannibal found for me, many thanks :)
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Post by KingMervtheFirst » Thu Jun 30, 2016 12:30 pm

Edna Shitpiss wrote:Anybody got video of that Manley vs Bristow match?

Not even convinced the PDC will have it. When they uploaded Mardle's entrance at the 2008 world championship they cut it out of somebody else who had uploaded it to youtube, VHS fuzz and sky sports logo and all so the chances of them having 1999 footage is almost nil.
It was on some year-by-year PDC worlds highlights programme some years ago on some obscure channel (might have been Nuts TV).

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Post by cannibal » Thu Jun 30, 2016 7:44 pm

The Ginge Reaper wrote:OP updated to include all the ones Cannibal found for me, many thanks :)
no problem I found it rather interesting and I got what I wanted out of it, that is winding up fartoid. My posts from yesterday on tsod.tv already found there way to his facebook earlier today. The crying has begun. I suspect in 2 weeks when I go back to league I am going to be hearing about requests for me to be banned from my league. And those requesting aren't even in my league or on the board of my league, how juvenile.

Will be interesting to see how deep around the internet fartoid will chase me as I am not sure he knows this place exists yet. I wouldn't be surprised if after the holiday weekend he has found this place. too funny and sadly too easy to wind him up.
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Post by Justin Credible » Thu Jun 30, 2016 7:49 pm

feel like getting a facebook account to mock the shit out of the cunt
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Post by M H » Thu Jun 30, 2016 7:51 pm

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The Ginge Reaper wrote:OP updated to include all the ones Cannibal found for me, many thanks :)
no problem I found it rather interesting and I got what I wanted out of it, that is winding up fartoid. My posts from yesterday on tsod.tv already found there way to his facebook earlier today. The crying has begun. I suspect in 2 weeks when I go back to league I am going to be hearing about requests for me to be banned from my league. And those requesting aren't even in my league or on the board of my league, how juvenile.

Will be interesting to see how deep around the internet fartoid will chase me as I am not sure he knows this place exists yet. I wouldn't be surprised if after the holiday weekend he has found this place. too funny and sadly too easy to wind him up.
He's had an account here for years
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Re: Lowest Averages In Televised History

Post by The Ginge Reaper » Thu Jun 30, 2016 7:52 pm

cannibal wrote:
The Ginge Reaper wrote:OP updated to include all the ones Cannibal found for me, many thanks :)
no problem I found it rather interesting and I got what I wanted out of it, that is winding up fartoid. My posts from yesterday on tsod.tv already found there way to his facebook earlier today. The crying has begun. I suspect in 2 weeks when I go back to league I am going to be hearing about requests for me to be banned from my league. And those requesting aren't even in my league or on the board of my league, how juvenile.

Will be interesting to see how deep around the internet fartoid will chase me as I am not sure he knows this place exists yet. I wouldn't be surprised if after the holiday weekend he has found this place. too funny and sadly too easy to wind him up.
What's the issue with finding low averages? All very amusing.
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