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Post by Rogg » Sat Dec 29, 2018 5:10 pm

Chizzy broke even, defending quarter-final money.

Some made gains, of course. Young players with bright futures, for example.
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Post by sennafan24 » Sat Dec 29, 2018 5:22 pm

Rogg wrote: Sat Dec 29, 2018 5:10 pm Chizzy broke even, defending quarter-final money.

Some made gains, of course. Young players with bright futures, for example.
Chizzy gained money.

He was defending 38k from 2 years ago. He pocketed 50k due to the increased prize money.
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Post by Rogg » Sat Dec 29, 2018 6:38 pm

sennafan24 wrote: Sat Dec 29, 2018 5:22 pm
Rogg wrote: Sat Dec 29, 2018 5:10 pm Chizzy broke even, defending quarter-final money.

Some made gains, of course. Young players with bright futures, for example.
Chizzy gained money.

He was defending 38k from 2 years ago. He pocketed 50k due to the increased prize money.
No-one's going to kill themselves with that attitude.
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Post by thegentle » Mon Feb 04, 2019 7:05 pm

Timely bump. Dimitri in the Premier League and no Chizzy, who'd have thought it, eh?
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Post by Rogg » Mon Feb 04, 2019 7:07 pm

thegentle wrote: Mon Feb 04, 2019 7:05 pm Timely bump. Dimitri in the Premier League and no Chizzy, who'd have thought it, eh?
A most excellent bump. He'll be raging when he tidies away the goats and logs in.
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Post by Randall » Mon Feb 04, 2019 7:30 pm

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Post by Randall » Sat Mar 02, 2019 9:55 pm

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Post by cannibal » Sun Mar 03, 2019 12:10 am

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Post by Rogg » Mon Mar 04, 2019 12:24 am

Can we have a list of all the players who have won a first TV title since the highly rated Chizzy fled from the legend Wolfie and has still won bugger all?
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Post by Fiss Plaps » Mon Mar 04, 2019 12:58 am

Rogg wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 12:24 am Can we have a list of all the players who have won a first TV title since the highly rated Chizzy fled from the legend Wolfie and has still won bugger all?
Dave Chisnall joined the PDC on 13th January 2011 having won his Tour Card on the very first day of the very first Q-School. He lost to Big Jobbo at Lakey in Round 2 that year.

IN THAT TIME (first title only):
1. Gary Anderson (2011 PL)
2. Kevin Painter (Dec 2011 PCFs)
3. Robert Thornton (2012 UK Open)
4. Simon Whitlock (2012 Euros)
5. Michael van Gerwen (2012 WGP)
6. Peter Wright (2017 UK Open)
7. Mensur Suljovic (2017 CLoD)
8. Daryl Gurney (2017 WGP)
9. Rob Cross (2018 Worlds)
10. Gerwyn Price (2018 GSoD)
11. Nathan Aspinall (2019 UK Open)

BONUS "NON-MAJOR" TV TITLES:
12. - 17. Everyone who has won a World Youth Championship since 2012 (Hubbard, Mike Smith, Keegan, Hopp, Cadby, Dimitri)
18. Kyle Anderson (2017 Auckland Masters)

So even though 18 players have won titles of some sort on telly in the time Chizz has been in the PDC, that first TV title of any sort will surely be coming soon for him!!!
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Post by tungsten tossers » Mon Mar 04, 2019 5:45 am

Fiss Plaps wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 12:58 am
Rogg wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 12:24 am Can we have a list of all the players who have won a first TV title since the highly rated Chizzy fled from the legend Wolfie and has still won bugger all?
Dave Chisnall joined the PDC on 13th January 2011 having won his Tour Card on the very first day of the very first Q-School. He lost to Big Jobbo at Lakey in Round 2 that year.

IN THAT TIME (first title only):
1. Gary Anderson (2011 PL)
2. Kevin Painter (Dec 2011 PCFs)
3. Robert Thornton (2012 UK Open)
4. Simon Whitlock (2012 Euros)
5. Michael van Gerwen (2012 WGP)
6. Peter Wright (2017 UK Open)
7. Mensur Suljovic (2017 CLoD)
8. Daryl Gurney (2017 WGP)
9. Rob Cross (2018 Worlds)
10. Gerwyn Price (2018 GSoD)
11. Nathan Aspinall (2019 UK Open)

BONUS "NON-MAJOR" TV TITLES:
12. - 17. Everyone who has won a World Youth Championship since 2012 (Hubbard, Mike Smith, Keegan, Hopp, Cadby, Dimitri)
18. Kyle Anderson (2017 Auckland Masters)

So even though 18 players have won titles of some sort on telly in the time Chizz has been in the PDC, that first TV title of any sort will surely be coming soon for him!!!
He is favourite for the Teletubbies Open now that Dipsy has pulled out with a bad back

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Post by Rogg » Mon Mar 04, 2019 12:23 pm

Fiss Plaps wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 12:58 am
Rogg wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 12:24 am Can we have a list of all the players who have won a first TV title since the highly rated Chizzy fled from the legend Wolfie and has still won bugger all?
Dave Chisnall joined the PDC on 13th January 2011 having won his Tour Card on the very first day of the very first Q-School. He lost to Big Jobbo at Lakey in Round 2 that year.

IN THAT TIME (first title only):
1. Gary Anderson (2011 PL)
2. Kevin Painter (Dec 2011 PCFs)
3. Robert Thornton (2012 UK Open)
4. Simon Whitlock (2012 Euros)
5. Michael van Gerwen (2012 WGP)
6. Peter Wright (2017 UK Open)
7. Mensur Suljovic (2017 CLoD)
8. Daryl Gurney (2017 WGP)
9. Rob Cross (2018 Worlds)
10. Gerwyn Price (2018 GSoD)
11. Nathan Aspinall (2019 UK Open)

BONUS "NON-MAJOR" TV TITLES:
12. - 17. Everyone who has won a World Youth Championship since 2012 (Hubbard, Mike Smith, Keegan, Hopp, Cadby, Dimitri)
18. Kyle Anderson (2017 Auckland Masters)

So even though 18 players have won titles of some sort on telly in the time Chizz has been in the PDC, that first TV title of any sort will surely be coming soon for him!!!
Excellent stuff. Worth mentioning that Anderson, Thornton and MVG got off the mark as BDO players if it helps anybody to avoid a severe medical event.

Six first-time winners in the space of two years is some explosion considering the 4 and a half year wait there between MVG and Wright. No offence to Bunting.

Poor Dave. I wonder if he thinks. About it.
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Re: Chizzyfan suicide watch

Post by Rogg » Sat Mar 16, 2019 7:19 pm

"Boom"

Chizzy's first event since getting so disgracefully dumped... and he wins it. You couldn't make it up.
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Post by Captain Hobo » Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:22 am

Maybe it was the wake up call the Yellow one needed.
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Post by Rogg » Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:25 pm

Rogg wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2019 7:19 pm "Boom"

Chizzy's first event since getting so disgracefully dumped... and he wins it. You couldn't make it up.
And now that our shaggy yellow friend is back clinging to his coattails, Dave returns to jobbing out in the Last 128.

Mysterious times.
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Post by BeppeBergomi » Sun Jul 21, 2019 4:13 pm

Thinking of our goaty friend in these miserable times....

It's not nice going out to Germany's number one....

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Post by M H » Sun Jul 21, 2019 4:30 pm

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Re: Chizzyfan suicide watch

Post by Rogg » Sun Jul 21, 2019 4:32 pm

Our goaty friend is currently making this face while approaching his favourite one.


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