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Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever thread...

Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:01 pm
by Zeyes
Got my vote!

Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever thread...

Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2020 10:15 pm
by Potter's Lake
Dick Moody is the BDO-est name.

Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever thread...

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2020 12:35 am
by Fiss Plaps
Jim McEwan If the BDO survives, and I really hope it does, hopefully the three guaranteed tv events still happen, but they would now have to be renamed something like 'The BDO Darts Trophy'.. 'The BDO Masters'.. and 'The BDO Grand Finals Championships'. Obviously for British based players only, and it keeps the BDO roots in the UK.

Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever thread...

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2020 5:36 am
by bullseye
Randall wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 3:48 pm
The Ginge Reaper wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 3:38 pm
The Ginge Reaper wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 2:40 pm From the Fanatics....

Could an admin or anyone responsible in here make a go find me page to help Wayne get the money he deserves for becoming world champion? Couple of quid each and he would be well on his way. I for one would definately donate to it"

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Jesus fuck!!!!

https://www.gofundme.com/f/funds-for-sf ... cwyMErcy_c
Well fuck me I thought it was a wind up
Sadly not. Darts first charity case.

Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever thread...

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2020 9:27 am
by Randall
Fiss Plaps wrote: Sat Jan 18, 2020 12:35 am Jim McEwan If the BDO survives, and I really hope it does, hopefully the three guaranteed tv events still happen, but they would now have to be renamed something like 'The BDO Darts Trophy'.. 'The BDO Masters'.. and 'The BDO Grand Finals Championships'. Obviously for British based players only, and it keeps the BDO roots in the UK.
With the games popularity expanding worldwide this is a great idea.

Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever thread...

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2020 10:31 am
by whereisman
Fiss Plaps wrote: Sat Jan 18, 2020 12:35 am Jim McEwan If the BDO survives, and I really hope it does, hopefully the three guaranteed tv events still happen, but they would now have to be renamed something like 'The BDO Darts Trophy'.. 'The BDO Masters'.. and 'The BDO Grand Finals Championships'. Obviously for British based players only, and it keeps the BDO roots in the UK.
Of course some mushroom thinks that the main problem in the BDO is FOREIGN SCUM...

Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever thread...

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2020 5:52 pm
by Zeyes
whereisman wrote: Sat Jan 18, 2020 10:31 am
Fiss Plaps wrote: Sat Jan 18, 2020 12:35 am Jim McEwan If the BDO survives, and I really hope it does, hopefully the three guaranteed tv events still happen, but they would now have to be renamed something like 'The BDO Darts Trophy'.. 'The BDO Masters'.. and 'The BDO Grand Finals Championships'. Obviously for British based players only, and it keeps the BDO roots in the UK.
Of course some mushroom thinks that the main problem in the BDO is FOREIGN SCUM...
That guy might fancy himself for those "three guaranteed tv events" if all the foreigners get punted out: http://www.dartsdatabase.co.uk/PlayerDe ... rKey=15250

Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever thread...

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2020 5:59 pm
by whereisman
Zeyes wrote: Sat Jan 18, 2020 5:52 pm
whereisman wrote: Sat Jan 18, 2020 10:31 am
Fiss Plaps wrote: Sat Jan 18, 2020 12:35 am Jim McEwan If the BDO survives, and I really hope it does, hopefully the three guaranteed tv events still happen, but they would now have to be renamed something like 'The BDO Darts Trophy'.. 'The BDO Masters'.. and 'The BDO Grand Finals Championships'. Obviously for British based players only, and it keeps the BDO roots in the UK.
Of course some mushroom thinks that the main problem in the BDO is FOREIGN SCUM...
That guy might fancy himself for those "three guaranteed tv events" if all the foreigners get punted out: http://www.dartsdatabase.co.uk/PlayerDe ... rKey=15250
Looks like this cunt Brexited before it was even a thing...

Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever thread...

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2020 9:22 pm
by cannibal
SuperSwede wrote: Sat Jan 18, 2020 4:18 am I can see Uncle Barry putting both an England and Japan Ladies team in the World Cup, wouldn't be against it myself.
ffs you do spout some stupid shit.

Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever thread...

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2020 10:33 pm
by whereisman
SuperSwede wrote: Sat Jan 18, 2020 4:18 am I can see Uncle Barry putting both an England and Japan Ladies team in the World Cup, wouldn't be against it myself.
The whole value of the women's game to the PDC at the moment is in the individuals, the last competition that would be affected by this is the world cup.

Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever thread...

Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2020 11:52 am
by Gidra
Randall wrote: Sat Jan 18, 2020 9:27 am
Fiss Plaps wrote: Sat Jan 18, 2020 12:35 am Jim McEwan If the BDO survives, and I really hope it does, hopefully the three guaranteed tv events still happen, but they would now have to be renamed something like 'The BDO Darts Trophy'.. 'The BDO Masters'.. and 'The BDO Grand Finals Championships'. Obviously for British based players only, and it keeps the BDO roots in the UK.
With the games popularity expanding worldwide this is a great idea.
This way no foreign scum will steal our ranking points

Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever thread...

Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2020 5:45 pm
by cannibal
This one made me chuckle:
"Just curious, without any sponsors or sponsor money’s.
What is the average price of attending Q School - flights.
The school, room and board or does the price of school include room and board? Thanks"

ffs it isn't a real school you plonker. Avg flight price isn't going to tell you dick as people flying in from all across the globe.

Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever thread...

Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2020 5:47 pm
by Randall
Jesus wept

Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever thread...

Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2020 5:49 pm
by Emulsfier
I omce saw someone that thought the snooker Qschool was a place to find the best Cue so it could be worse.

Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever thread...

Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2020 6:33 pm
by Rogg
Found by tsod... wow.



Ideas to raise money for the BDO (serious suggestions only please)

My suggestion: All those who have used the money they've taken out of the BDO at the recent Masters & World Pro tournaments, to fund their attempt to qualify for the P*C circus darts tour, to pay 20% of any future winnings to the BDO.

Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever thread...

Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2020 6:34 pm
by whereisman
cannibal wrote: Sun Jan 19, 2020 5:45 pm This one made me chuckle:
"Just curious, without any sponsors or sponsor money’s.
What is the average price of attending Q School - flights.
The school, room and board or does the price of school include room and board? Thanks"

ffs it isn't a real school you plonker. Avg flight price isn't going to tell you dick as people flying in from all across the globe.
Does it also include an awkwardly fitting blazer and a badly tied tie?

Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever thread...

Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2020 9:23 pm
by SuperSwede
cannibal wrote: Sat Jan 18, 2020 9:22 pm
SuperSwede wrote: Sat Jan 18, 2020 4:18 am I can see Uncle Barry putting both an England and Japan Ladies team in the World Cup, wouldn't be against it myself.
ffs you do spout some stupid shit.
So you don't like the idea fella?

Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever thread...

Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2020 1:13 pm
by cannibal
Between stupidswede and thegimp there isn't a player who ever picked up a dart that one of these two thought was going to be a prospect..well at least for them to rim. Throw enough shit at the wall some of it will stick.

Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever thread...

Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2020 2:29 pm
by SuperSwede
cannibal wrote: Tue Jan 21, 2020 1:13 pm Between stupidswede and thegimp there isn't a player who ever picked up a dart that one of these two thought was going to be a prospect..well at least for them to rim. Throw enough shit at the wall some of it will stick.
Better than being an obnoxious, angry and miserable cunt surely? I wouldn't know, you tell me. You seem experienced in that field.

Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever thread...

Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2020 2:32 pm
by sennafan24
"needle"