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Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever threa

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2018 6:12 pm
by oche balboa
Mabbsy wrote:
cannibal wrote:The dartsmas season is almost upon us. The level of lunacy is already heating up and fully expect a grand season of moronic statements and idiotic tweets. Looking forward to the piss palace howlers thread one of my favorites of the season. Hopefully we can get the red reaper to do it one more year.
Always a delight, the piss palace howlers always lifts the new year gloom.

Well its better then anything you post in the last 5 years

Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever threa

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2018 6:42 pm
by sennafan24
He's got you now Mabbsy.

Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever threa

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2018 1:46 pm
by Mabbsy
oche balboa wrote:
Mabbsy wrote:
cannibal wrote:The dartsmas season is almost upon us. The level of lunacy is already heating up and fully expect a grand season of moronic statements and idiotic tweets. Looking forward to the piss palace howlers thread one of my favorites of the season. Hopefully we can get the red reaper to do it one more year.
Always a delight, the piss palace howlers always lifts the new year gloom.

Well its better then anything you post in the last 5 years
BOOM..... give us a kiss sweetcheeks x

Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever thread...

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 4:04 pm
by Rogg
Paddy having a puzzling collapse. High 80s averages in close matches that swing one way then the other are the devil's work, you know. He's looking forward to Lakeside instead.

Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever thread...

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 4:08 pm
by The Ginge Reaper
Fanatics losing the plot about criticism of Trina, I notice.

Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever thread...

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 4:26 pm
by cannibal
The Ginge Reaper wrote: Fri Dec 14, 2018 4:08 pm Fanatics losing the plot about criticism of Trina, I notice.
they can't lose something they never had.

Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever thread...

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 5:05 pm
by Rogg
yes players will get better with more tv exposure but this is afternoon has been as bad as the worst offerings offered in the mens event at lakeside
Bloody hell. Bold move, mushroom.

Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever thread...

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 5:10 pm
by Randall
Rogg wrote: Fri Dec 14, 2018 5:05 pm
yes players will get better with more tv exposure but this is afternoon has been as bad as the worst offerings offered in the mens event at Lakeshite
Bloody hell. Bold move, mushroom.
hasnt been THAT bad.

Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever thread...

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 6:53 pm
by sennafan24
Rogg wrote: Fri Dec 14, 2018 5:05 pm
yes players will get better with more tv exposure but this is afternoon has been as bad as the worst offerings offered in the mens event at Lakeshite
Bloody hell. Bold move, mushroom.
Has it balls.

The evening session of day 3 of Lakeside 2018:

Dean Reynolds 3 (81.50)
Chris Harris 1 (76.62)

Darryl Fitton 3 (85.51)
Justin Thompson 2 (81.09)

Andy Baetens 3 (86.73)
Scott Baker 2 (85.75)

And these were last 32 games. Not last 64. At least 3 of the 8 players this afternoon averaged higher than 90 (Harris, Lewis, Tabern)

Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever thread...

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 7:10 pm
by Fiss Plaps
sennafan24 wrote: Fri Dec 14, 2018 6:53 pm
Rogg wrote: Fri Dec 14, 2018 5:05 pm
yes players will get better with more tv exposure but this is afternoon has been as bad as the worst offerings offered in the mens event at Lakeshite
Bloody hell. Bold move, mushroom.
Has it balls.

The evening session of day 3 of Lakeshite 2018:

Dean Reynolds 3 (81.50)
Chris Harris 1 (76.62)

Darryl Fitton 3 (85.51)
Justin Thompson 2 (81.09)

Andy Baetens 3 (86.73)
Scott Baker 2 (85.75)

And these were last 32 games. Not last 64. At least 3 of the 8 players this afternoon averaged higher than 90 (Harris, Lewis, Tabern)
The lowest average so far in the tournament has been Nitin Kumar's 77.75. 7 players at Lakeside this January averaged less than that in best of 3 games, including the aforementioned Chris Harris who managed to average worse two games running.

Still don't know how that guy managed to qualify for Frimley Green. He was shite even by BDO standards.

Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever thread...

Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2018 12:45 pm
by Rogg
sennafan24 wrote: Fri Dec 14, 2018 6:53 pm
Rogg wrote: Fri Dec 14, 2018 5:05 pm
yes players will get better with more tv exposure but this is afternoon has been as bad as the worst offerings offered in the mens event at Lakeshite
Bloody hell. Bold move, mushroom.
Has it balls.

The evening session of day 3 of Lakeshite 2018:

Dean Reynolds 3 (81.50)
Chris Harris 1 (76.62)

Darryl Fitton 3 (85.51)
Justin Thompson 2 (81.09)

Andy Baetens 3 (86.73)
Scott Baker 2 (85.75)

And these were last 32 games. Not last 64. At least 3 of the 8 players this afternoon averaged higher than 90 (Harris, Lewis, Tabern)
And that doesn't even scratch the surface. One of the most desperate things I've ever read.

Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever thread...

Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2018 1:05 pm
by cannibal
Lakeside 2020 will be the unofficial Challenge tour championship as so many are going to Q school.

Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever thread...

Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2018 4:56 pm
by M H
cannibal wrote: Sat Dec 15, 2018 1:05 pm Lakeshite 2020 will be the unofficial Challenge tour championship as so many are going to Q school.
Assuming it actually happens mate

Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever thread...

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2018 6:49 pm
by sennafan24
From TSOD:
Class act Wright at the end, gracious in defeat, throwing flights into the crowd and waving & saying thank you to them, absolutely fantastic sportsman is Snakebite. How many other players would do that, genuinely?
Oh fucking dear.

Facts

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 4:06 pm
by fandarts
michael smith never had the balls to play lakeside
michael van gerwen was never good enough to win one single game at lakeside
ally pally is a unregulated world championship
needs women in the main draw to market the event (chuckle)
this year was moved to a smaller room to give the impression of a larger audience.
the crowd is made up of mongs in fancy dress who prefer a fight than watching the darts.

these are just some of the facts before a one sided final tomorrow. compare this to the lakeside which kicks off on the 5th on jan.featuring a respectful crowd, a official world title at stake and players of the quality of the likes of durrant, mcgeeney and mark layton, backed up by a wonderful womens championship too. mongy pally needs to be canned, was awful this year.

Re: Facts

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 4:10 pm
by The Ginge Reaper
HE IS HERE!!!!!!!

Re: Facts

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 4:12 pm
by Randall
About time!

Re: Facts

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 5:12 pm
by sennafan24
fandarts wrote: Mon Dec 31, 2018 4:06 pm michael smith never had the balls to play Lakeshite
michael van gerwen was never good enough to win one single game at Lakeshite
ally pally is a unregulated world championship
needs women in the main draw to market the event (chuckle)
this year was moved to a smaller room to give the impression of a larger audience.
the crowd is made up of mongs in fancy dress who prefer a fight than watching the darts.

these are just some of the facts before a one sided final tomorrow. compare this to the Lakeshite which kicks off on the 5th on jan.featuring a respectful crowd, a official world title at stake and players of the quality of the likes of durrant, mcgeeney and mark layton, backed up by a wonderful womens championship too. mongy pally needs to be canned, was awful this year.
+1

Re: Facts

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 5:18 pm
by Mabbsy
Hey up, the forums finest Shroom has popped up out of the compost

Re: Facts

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 5:19 pm
by M H
Care in the community works!