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Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever threa

Post by Randall » Sat May 12, 2018 9:52 pm

Who the fuck is it?
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Post by sennafan24 » Sat May 12, 2018 10:28 pm

Randall wrote:Who the fuck is it?
Fake Wade.
HalloweenJack wrote: Sat Oct 17, 2020 7:09 pm
Randall wrote: Sat Oct 17, 2020 7:05 pm Dulla has never faced anything like Taylor in top gear.
Maybe he could have dragged Taylor down, we will never know.

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Post by Randall » Sun May 13, 2018 8:16 am

sennafan24 wrote:
Randall wrote:Who the fuck is it?
Fake Wade.
Who?
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Post by Rogg » Sun May 13, 2018 11:03 am

sennafan24 wrote:Fucking hell:

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Like a squished bagpipe. Many questions but bloody effort there, mate!
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Post by sennafan24 » Tue May 15, 2018 4:48 pm

Long time lurker first time poster

I think this forum needs more balance - Some on here follow the BDO just to laugh at it - Do people go to a League 2 game and laugh just because it hasn't sold as many tickets as Barcelona vs Manchester Utd - Doesn't make sense does it - Andy Hamilton made the final of a BDO event at the weekend and posters on here found it funny for some reason - Was it funny when Daryl Gurney won a PDC major when he won nothing in the BDO - Yeah the PDC has the better players at the minute but theres not much in it - Durrant Mitchell and McGeeney are just as good as Wright Chisnell and Whitlock - Its the excitement that makes a good darts match anyway not the averages - Some of the best games you will see happen down at your local or at county level - I like watching darts at all levels and in all codes - And a good beer to watch it with -

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I don't like Krusty, but he's a better player than Mark McGeeney ffs.
HalloweenJack wrote: Sat Oct 17, 2020 7:09 pm
Randall wrote: Sat Oct 17, 2020 7:05 pm Dulla has never faced anything like Taylor in top gear.
Maybe he could have dragged Taylor down, we will never know.

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Re: Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever threa

Post by Randall » Tue May 15, 2018 5:23 pm

sennafan24 wrote:
Long time lurker first time poster

I think this forum needs more balance - Some on here follow the BDO just to laugh at it - Do people go to a League 2 game and laugh just because it hasn't sold as many tickets as Barcelona vs Manchester Utd - Doesn't make sense does it - Andy Hamilton made the final of a BDO event at the weekend and posters on here found it funny for some reason - Was it funny when Daryl Gurney won a PDC major when he won nothing in the BDO - Yeah the PDC has the better players at the minute but theres not much in it - Durrant Mitchell and McGeeney are just as good as Wright Chisnell and Whitlock - Its the excitement that makes a good darts match anyway not the averages - Some of the best games you will see happen down at your local or at county level - I like watching darts at all levels and in all codes - And a good beer to watch it with -

See you at the darts -

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I don't like Krusty, but he's a better player than Mark McGeeney ffs.
At his best he is better than Durrant as well.
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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Tue May 15, 2018 6:01 pm

The person who posted that claims to be a very long time lurker.

I'm not buying it.
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Post by Zeyes » Tue May 15, 2018 6:54 pm

At least Lee Taylor is happy that TSOD has a new (or "new") village idiot he "couldn't agree more" with...

Anyway, whoever the guy is, he's hitting the right note by claiming he's there to provide "balance", because that's exactly what the TSOD lead guys want to hear. Of course, it's only the type of "balance" that you'd also get by giving flat-earthers equal time on a geographers' forum, but they'll never understand that over there.

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Post by cannibal » Wed May 16, 2018 11:05 am

Someone else use to proclaim the importance of their duty to provide balance. Interesting the claim of love of all darts from pub to county to darts in any code. Won't be long before this poster starts sizing up Russian WW II atrocities with those of the Nazis. Then the defense of the BDO board, white knighting Des, etc ...
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Post by Rogg » Thu May 17, 2018 4:13 pm

Would it kill anyone over on thing to pick a 'favourite player' under the age of 175? Miserable.
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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Thu May 17, 2018 4:25 pm

Rogg wrote:Would it kill anyone over on thing to pick a 'favourite player' under the age of 175? Miserable.
It's alright, someone has now picked an emotionless 13 year old girl :D
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Post by Rogg » Thu May 17, 2018 4:32 pm

The Ginge Reaper wrote:
Rogg wrote:Would it kill anyone over on thing to pick a 'favourite player' under the age of 175? Miserable.
It's alright, someone has now picked an emotionless 13 year old girl :D
:shock: "balance"
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Post by Zeyes » Sat May 19, 2018 1:34 am

The new TSOD saviour's idea for making the PDC World Series events less "same 8 players":
I want - 16 man field - One PL player each event - 12 wildcards - 3 local players
The BDO kinda did that in the last 16 at the Welsh Open recently, I guess.

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Post by sennafan24 » Sat May 19, 2018 7:17 am

Why - Does - He - Write - Like - This?
HalloweenJack wrote: Sat Oct 17, 2020 7:09 pm
Randall wrote: Sat Oct 17, 2020 7:05 pm Dulla has never faced anything like Taylor in top gear.
Maybe he could have dragged Taylor down, we will never know.

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Post by Gidra » Sat May 19, 2018 9:29 am

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Post by cannibal » Mon May 21, 2018 9:17 pm

Moronic Monday and we have this whopper. This one is so bad the name is with held in order to prevent some stupid fucker from showing up on his doorstep with a hammer.

RE: ladies darts and its role in the BDO as a marketable product; "The one area they really have missed a trick is Ladies darts, should be huge by now." and here is the clincher....."In fact Ladies darts could be propping up the BDO mens game."

Followed up by this genius who can't get close enough to the original posters backside: "I agree with Numpty X and Moron Z. The top end of the ladies game is very very marketable and there's characters there who the General TV public would take to."

Look it is real simple maybe just to simple for these fucktards to understand here it is.......
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Your product is shit, no one cares about the ladies game because it is shit. The players for the most part are shit, boring as fuck, and the alternative in the PDC will be on TV so why would a darts fan watch the BDO.
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Post by Randall » Mon May 21, 2018 9:34 pm

Ffs
Nobody outside of those involved or carrying bags for them care.
That may be harsh but it's the truth.
Deluding themselves otherwise is pointless.
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Post by Zeyes » Tue May 22, 2018 11:32 am

The sad truth is that even the PDC would struggle to market women's darts successfully, not least because the gulf to the men's game would be even more noticeable over there. I could see them try again eventually anyway, if only to collect "full-fledged governing body" brownie points should that ever become relevant for something. But there's no way the women would be getting the same ~33% exposure that they get in the BDO, as little as that's worth.

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Post by Tommo » Tue May 22, 2018 6:51 pm

I'm not convinced a lot of them are actual women.
They're all here!

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Post by cannibal » Wed May 23, 2018 11:08 am

IFM posting under a different name over at TSOD.
Robson wrote:
Id like to see the BDO on a proper channel 6 times a year -Something like BT CH4 CH5 or Eurosport - Lakeside Masters WDT International and a pairs tournament would do - Maybe a county tournament as well - Something different - Its just about making the right noise... Its a shame because they have a good product to sell....

6 times a year and a county tournament... Please kill me now, show mercy and just end it for me.
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