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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by D'Artagnan » Sun Jul 16, 2017 8:05 pm

Fuckin pub darts...nothing more.

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Post by Trueblue32 » Sun Jul 16, 2017 8:07 pm

It's like shooting fish in a barrel over there at the moment

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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by The Shank » Sun Jul 16, 2017 8:07 pm

D'Artagnan wrote:Fuckin pub darts...nothing more.
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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by Justin Credible » Sun Jul 16, 2017 8:09 pm

The Shank wrote:
D'Artagnan wrote:Fuckin pub darts...nothing more.
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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by Sin » Mon Jul 17, 2017 7:36 pm

Any miasma with sound that drifts out of the gaping maws of these to fucking spacktard cunt bubbles, is always retarded.

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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by D'Artagnan » Mon Jul 17, 2017 9:38 pm

Look at the nick of that cunt Stinky Watts, what an embarrassment...

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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by Hutchy72 » Mon Jul 17, 2017 9:46 pm

D'Artagnan wrote:Look at the nick of that cunt Stinky Watts, what an embarrassment...
The thing next to it with the specially adapted shoe and a bucket on its head isn't so easy on the eye either.

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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by The Thorn » Mon Jul 17, 2017 9:48 pm

Compared to Sweaty Watts, Hinton seems like a fucking athlete :lol:
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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by Hutchy72 » Mon Jul 17, 2017 9:56 pm

The Thorn wrote:Compared to Sweaty Watts, Hinton seems like a fucking athlete :lol:
Aye, a fucking paralympic gold medalist in the hop, skip and jump.

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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by Justin Credible » Mon Jul 17, 2017 10:03 pm

the nearest to athlete oche gets is Athletes foot on his clubfoot
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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by Zeyes » Mon Jul 17, 2017 10:10 pm

Summary of the last day or so on TSOD:

1) Don't you dare believe that the BDO has no relevant "majors".
2) Tournaments offering ranking points towards qualification for these "majors" should be priced cheaply enough to attract "average pub players".

Ayup.

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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by Sin » Mon Jul 17, 2017 10:11 pm

Justin Credible wrote:the nearest to athlete oche gets is Athletes foot on his clubfoot
Oche's good foot

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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by Justin Credible » Mon Jul 17, 2017 10:12 pm

Zeyes wrote:Summary of the last day or so on TSOD:

1) Don't you dare believe that the BDO has no relevant "majors".
2) Tournaments offering ranking points towards qualification for these "majors" should be priced cheaply enough to attract "average pub players".

Ayup.

so therefore these so called majors should be full of average pub players.

No contradiction there
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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by Sin » Mon Jul 17, 2017 10:14 pm

Zeyes wrote:Summary of the last year or so on TSOD:

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Ayup.
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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by D'Artagnan » Mon Jul 17, 2017 10:22 pm

Hutchy72 wrote:
D'Artagnan wrote:Look at the nick of that cunt Stinky Watts, what an embarrassment...
The thing next to it with the specially adapted shoe and a bucket on its head isn't so easy on the eye either.
If you look closely at the pic you can see the right shoe has a much thicker sole or he'd walk with a limp, poor bastard..

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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by Justin Credible » Mon Jul 17, 2017 10:23 pm

"leave the fatties alone fellas"
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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by Robert Ross » Mon Jul 17, 2017 10:33 pm

Justin Credible wrote:"leave the fatties alone fellas"

Wished the soup kitchen thought the same about the obese cunts.

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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by Justin Credible » Mon Jul 17, 2017 10:40 pm

Justin Credible wrote:
Zeyes wrote:Summary of the last day or so on TSOD:

1) Don't you dare believe that the BDO has no relevant "majors".
2) Tournaments offering ranking points towards qualification for these "majors" should be priced cheaply enough to attract "average pub players".

Ayup.

so therefore these so called majors should be full of average pub players.

No contradiction there

Zeyes, how much did these mushrooms think should have been the price ?
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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by sennafan24 » Mon Jul 17, 2017 10:57 pm

Zeyes wrote::1) Don't you dare believe that the BDO has no relevant "majors".
Eh?

How do you define a relevant "major" in 2017? I would say some combination of TV coverage, prize money and prestige. You could argue Lakeside, and if you are being generous the Masters based on historic value.

But what other events do they have that tick those boxes? The World Trophy has little historic value, crap prize money, and dismal TV coverage.
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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by Justin Credible » Mon Jul 17, 2017 11:11 pm

the winmau masters is for pittance , money less than a pdc floor event.
The illustrious history gone when the split happened, and then killed completely with the seedings.

The only thing major about lakeshite is the first prize of 100k.
The players, the standard etc are shit
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