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Post by Rogg » Sat Jul 21, 2018 10:44 pm

Meanwhile in who-will-win-nobody-knows darts, Durrant is clear favourite to add another masters to his wdt and back to back piss palace pots...
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Post by sennafan24 » Sat Jul 21, 2018 10:44 pm

The final 11 words of his initial post prove he wasn't joking.
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Post by Fiss Plaps » Sat Jul 21, 2018 10:50 pm

Rogg wrote:Meanwhile in who-will-win-nobody-knows darts, Durrant is clear favourite to add another masters to his wdt and back to back piss palace pots...
Doomed himself to a life of mushrooming solely because he had no belief in genuinely switching.
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Post by Rogg » Sat Jul 21, 2018 10:55 pm

The Ginge Reaper wrote:HE WAS JOKING!!!!!

http://www.tsod.tv/forum/download/file.php?id=4195
Well he is famously jolly and light-hearted where the PDC is concerned, so could be.
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Post by Fiss Plaps » Sat Jul 21, 2018 11:53 pm

Another bizarre statement from IFM:

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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Sun Jul 22, 2018 12:33 am

World Cup final? That was last week wasn't it?
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Post by Rogg » Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:32 am

The Ginge Reaper wrote:World Cup final? That was last week wasn't it?
It's the Lacrosse World Cup or some such, Canada v USA final.
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Post by Rogg » Sun Jul 22, 2018 9:17 am

Fiss Plaps wrote:Another bizarre statement from IFM:
His issues with Unicorn are beyond fucking weird.
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Post by wintergardener » Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:29 pm

Does anyone really care about the miniscule difference in the boards still? Bar the people who would call stats people sad?

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Post by cannibal » Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:55 pm

Here is a useless git we all know, good old Darty, a.k.a Fat Lord Protectorate of J.C.'s A p o s t l e s. He is thinking that he can form "A BDO think tank comprising an accurate cross section of those interested in the BDO's progression would be very worthwhile.
Think you've helped with my next big idea."

The only big idea he ever had was ordering from KFC over Mc D's

There is no progression for the BDO, just a regression to full fledged piss up pub darts at the county level.
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Post by Randall » Mon Aug 06, 2018 5:52 am

Pauly, oche, darty etc teaming up with des.
Just when you thought the comedy potential was exhausted.
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Post by cannibal » Mon Aug 06, 2018 12:50 pm

Here is a good one, name withheld to protect the stupid. Re. What happens if the BDO completely collapses, " WDF would become the governing body properly and who knows maybe a new world championship would emerge run by them."

WDF is more inept than the BDO, and the WDF is already the gov body proper they just choose to do Jack shit except give money to some sports sanctioning orgs in a vain attempt to get into the olympics. They don't even run the world cup every 4 years, that gets dropped onto some national org who then foots the bill. The WDF is useless. YZfyh
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Post by Darty » Tue Aug 07, 2018 1:20 pm

cannibal wrote:Here is a useless git we all know, good old Darty, a.k.a Fat Lord Protectorate of J.C.'s A p o s t l e s. He is thinking that he can form "A BDO think tank comprising an accurate cross section of those interested in the BDO's progression would be very worthwhile.
Think you've helped with my next big idea."

The only big idea he ever had was ordering from KFC over Mc D's

There is no progression for the BDO, just a regression to full fledged piss up pub darts at the county level.
Randall wrote:Pauly, oche, darty etc teaming up with des.
Just when you thought the comedy potential was exhausted.
Looks like I'm still on your minds after all these years.

Good to see as if I'm honest I thought this dump had closed down.
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Post by Randall » Tue Aug 07, 2018 2:36 pm

cannibal wrote:Here is a good one, name withheld to protect the stupid. Re. What happens if the BDO completely collapses, " WDF would become the governing body properly and who knows maybe a new world championship would emerge run by them."

WDF is more inept than the BDO, and the WDF is already the gov body proper they just choose to do Jack shit except give money to some sports sanctioning orgs in a vain attempt to get into the olympics. They don't even run the world cup every 4 years, that gets dropped onto some national org who then foots the bill. The WDF is useless. YZfyh
Maybe someone should point out the obvious floor in thinking to whichever barrel scraping moron this is.
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Post by M H » Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:10 pm

Randall wrote:
cannibal wrote:Here is a good one, name withheld to protect the stupid. Re. What happens if the BDO completely collapses, " WDF would become the governing body properly and who knows maybe a new world championship would emerge run by them."

WDF is more inept than the BDO, and the WDF is already the gov body proper they just choose to do Jack shit except give money to some sports sanctioning orgs in a vain attempt to get into the olympics. They don't even run the world cup every 4 years, that gets dropped onto some national org who then foots the bill. The WDF is useless. YZfyh
Maybe someone should point out the obvious floor in thinking to whichever barrel scraping moron this is.
They've been overseeing this shower of shit for years, must know how to drive something over a cliff without any problems by now
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Post by Randall » Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:56 pm

Father Rout wrote:
Randall wrote:
cannibal wrote:Here is a good one, name withheld to protect the stupid. Re. What happens if the BDO completely collapses, " WDF would become the governing body properly and who knows maybe a new world championship would emerge run by them."

WDF is more inept than the BDO, and the WDF is already the gov body proper they just choose to do Jack shit except give money to some sports sanctioning orgs in a vain attempt to get into the olympics. They don't even run the world cup every 4 years, that gets dropped onto some national org who then foots the bill. The WDF is useless. YZfyh
Maybe someone should point out the obvious floor in thinking to whichever barrel scraping moron this is.
They've been overseeing this shower of shit for years, must know how to drive something over a cliff without any problems by now
Would run out of petrol yards from the edge, they'd have to push it over
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Randall wrote:
Father Rout wrote:
Randall wrote:
cannibal wrote:Here is a good one, name withheld to protect the stupid. Re. What happens if the BDO completely collapses, " WDF would become the governing body properly and who knows maybe a new world championship would emerge run by them."

WDF is more inept than the BDO, and the WDF is already the gov body proper they just choose to do Jack shit except give money to some sports sanctioning orgs in a vain attempt to get into the olympics. They don't even run the world cup every 4 years, that gets dropped onto some national org who then foots the bill. The WDF is useless. YZfyh
Maybe someone should point out the obvious floor in thinking to whichever barrel scraping moron this is.
They've been overseeing this shower of shit for years, must know how to drive something over a cliff without any problems by now
Would run out of petrol yards from the edge, they'd have to push it over
Have no doubt they actually would with assistance from Uncle Des and Auntie Sue
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Post by Zeyes » Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:59 pm

Talk about trying to put a square peg through a round hole. From a TSOD discussion about the BDO's future that somehow meandered into ideas about a PDC - Dutch national org partnership:
the PDC could turn the Dutch open into a massive euro tour event
Yep, let's shoehorn a tournament known for its 3,000 amateur participants into a professional tour known for its 48-player, all-stage play setup.

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Post by cannibal » Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:13 am

People still not getting what the PDC is. The talk of the national governing bodies coming under the auspices of the PDC is laughable. The PDC is not a governing body like the WDF. Dealing with the amateur side of the game globally would be a disaster, most of those national bodies can't even get out of their own way to take a piss. PDC far better of doing it the way they are with affiliate tours as they have more flexibility with less grief. If say an affiliate tour starts to crumble the PDC can just pull it's money wait for someone else come along and organize something.

The idea that this women qualifier thing is about setting up a women's tour is almost as ridiculous. This is all about creating some buzz about WC expansion and making a small push to get women out for the q school, CT, and DT. This is nothing more than marketing ploy. No one wants to watch a women's tour and women playing each other with their 80 avg isn't going to bring them in line with the men's standard. Putting the women into the CT and DT is the way to find the women who have what it takes to play a standard that dart fans will watch. A women or two that can play consistently against the men will make money for the PDC. A women's tour will be a major money suck that will go nowhere.
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Post by M H » Tue Aug 14, 2018 4:05 pm

cannibal wrote:People still not getting what the PDC is. The talk of the national governing bodies coming under the auspices of the PDC is laughable. The PDC is not a governing body like the WDF. Dealing with the amateur side of the game globally would be a disaster, most of those national bodies can't even get out of their own way to take a piss. PDC far better of doing it the way they are with affiliate tours as they have more flexibility with less grief. If say an affiliate tour starts to crumble the PDC can just pull it's money wait for someone else come along and organize something.

The idea that this women qualifier thing is about setting up a women's tour is almost as ridiculous. This is all about creating some buzz about WC expansion and making a small push to get women out for the q school, CT, and DT. This is nothing more than marketing ploy. No one wants to watch a women's tour and women playing each other with their 80 avg isn't going to bring them in line with the men's standard. Putting the women into the CT and DT is the way to find the women who have what it takes to play a standard that dart fans will watch. A women or two that can play consistently against the men will make money for the PDC. A women's tour will be a major money suck that will go nowhere.
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