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Post by oche balboa » Mon Nov 26, 2018 6:12 pm

Mabbsy wrote:
cannibal wrote:The dartsmas season is almost upon us. The level of lunacy is already heating up and fully expect a grand season of moronic statements and idiotic tweets. Looking forward to the piss palace howlers thread one of my favorites of the season. Hopefully we can get the red reaper to do it one more year.
Always a delight, the piss palace howlers always lifts the new year gloom.

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Post by sennafan24 » Mon Nov 26, 2018 6:42 pm

He's got you now Mabbsy.
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Post by Mabbsy » Tue Nov 27, 2018 1:46 pm

oche balboa wrote:
Mabbsy wrote:
cannibal wrote:The dartsmas season is almost upon us. The level of lunacy is already heating up and fully expect a grand season of moronic statements and idiotic tweets. Looking forward to the piss palace howlers thread one of my favorites of the season. Hopefully we can get the red reaper to do it one more year.
Always a delight, the piss palace howlers always lifts the new year gloom.

Well its better then anything you post in the last 5 years
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Post by Rogg » Fri Dec 14, 2018 4:04 pm

Paddy having a puzzling collapse. High 80s averages in close matches that swing one way then the other are the devil's work, you know. He's looking forward to Lakeshite instead.
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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Fri Dec 14, 2018 4:08 pm

Fanatics losing the plot about criticism of Trina, I notice.
Big changes on the way ! We've heard it before but it's different this time !!!! , I believe Bdo gonna grow x

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Post by cannibal » Fri Dec 14, 2018 4:26 pm

The Ginge Reaper wrote:
Fri Dec 14, 2018 4:08 pm
Fanatics losing the plot about criticism of Trina, I notice.
they can't lose something they never had.
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Post by Rogg » Fri Dec 14, 2018 5:05 pm

yes players will get better with more tv exposure but this is afternoon has been as bad as the worst offerings offered in the mens event at Lakeshite
Bloody hell. Bold move, mushroom.
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Post by Randall » Fri Dec 14, 2018 5:10 pm

Rogg wrote:
Fri Dec 14, 2018 5:05 pm
yes players will get better with more tv exposure but this is afternoon has been as bad as the worst offerings offered in the mens event at Lakeshite
Bloody hell. Bold move, mushroom.
hasnt been THAT bad.
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Post by sennafan24 » Fri Dec 14, 2018 6:53 pm

Rogg wrote:
Fri Dec 14, 2018 5:05 pm
yes players will get better with more tv exposure but this is afternoon has been as bad as the worst offerings offered in the mens event at Lakeshite
Bloody hell. Bold move, mushroom.
Has it balls.

The evening session of day 3 of Lakeshite 2018:

Dean Reynolds 3 (81.50)
Chris Harris 1 (76.62)

Darryl Fitton 3 (85.51)
Justin Thompson 2 (81.09)

Andy Baetens 3 (86.73)
Scott Baker 2 (85.75)

And these were last 32 games. Not last 64. At least 3 of the 8 players this afternoon averaged higher than 90 (Harris, Lewis, Tabern)
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Post by Fiss Plaps » Fri Dec 14, 2018 7:10 pm

sennafan24 wrote:
Fri Dec 14, 2018 6:53 pm
Rogg wrote:
Fri Dec 14, 2018 5:05 pm
yes players will get better with more tv exposure but this is afternoon has been as bad as the worst offerings offered in the mens event at Lakeshite
Bloody hell. Bold move, mushroom.
Has it balls.

The evening session of day 3 of Lakeshite 2018:

Dean Reynolds 3 (81.50)
Chris Harris 1 (76.62)

Darryl Fitton 3 (85.51)
Justin Thompson 2 (81.09)

Andy Baetens 3 (86.73)
Scott Baker 2 (85.75)

And these were last 32 games. Not last 64. At least 3 of the 8 players this afternoon averaged higher than 90 (Harris, Lewis, Tabern)
The lowest average so far in the tournament has been Nitin Kumar's 77.75. 7 players at Lakeshite this January averaged less than that in best of 3 games, including the aforementioned Chris Harris who managed to average worse two games running.

Still don't know how that guy managed to qualify for Potter's Piss Palace. He was shite even by BDO standards.
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Post by Rogg » Sat Dec 15, 2018 12:45 pm

sennafan24 wrote:
Fri Dec 14, 2018 6:53 pm
Rogg wrote:
Fri Dec 14, 2018 5:05 pm
yes players will get better with more tv exposure but this is afternoon has been as bad as the worst offerings offered in the mens event at Lakeshite
Bloody hell. Bold move, mushroom.
Has it balls.

The evening session of day 3 of Lakeshite 2018:

Dean Reynolds 3 (81.50)
Chris Harris 1 (76.62)

Darryl Fitton 3 (85.51)
Justin Thompson 2 (81.09)

Andy Baetens 3 (86.73)
Scott Baker 2 (85.75)

And these were last 32 games. Not last 64. At least 3 of the 8 players this afternoon averaged higher than 90 (Harris, Lewis, Tabern)
And that doesn't even scratch the surface. One of the most desperate things I've ever read.
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Post by cannibal » Sat Dec 15, 2018 1:05 pm

Lakeshite 2020 will be the unofficial Challenge tour championship as so many are going to Q school.
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Post by M H » Sat Dec 15, 2018 4:56 pm

cannibal wrote:
Sat Dec 15, 2018 1:05 pm
Lakeshite 2020 will be the unofficial Challenge tour championship as so many are going to Q school.
Assuming it actually happens mate
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Post by sennafan24 » Mon Dec 17, 2018 6:49 pm

From TSOD:
Class act Wright at the end, gracious in defeat, throwing flights into the crowd and waving & saying thank you to them, absolutely fantastic sportsman is Snakebite. How many other players would do that, genuinely?
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Post by fandarts » Mon Dec 31, 2018 4:06 pm

michael smith never had the balls to play Lakeshite
michael van gerwen was never good enough to win one single game at Lakeshite
ally pally is a unregulated world championship
needs women in the main draw to market the event (chuckle)
this year was moved to a smaller room to give the impression of a larger audience.
the crowd is made up of mongs in fancy dress who prefer a fight than watching the darts.

these are just some of the facts before a one sided final tomorrow. compare this to the Lakeshite which kicks off on the 5th on jan.featuring a respectful crowd, a official world title at stake and players of the quality of the likes of durrant, mcgeeney and mark layton, backed up by a wonderful womens championship too. mongy pally needs to be canned, was awful this year.
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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Mon Dec 31, 2018 4:10 pm

HE IS HERE!!!!!!!
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Post by Randall » Mon Dec 31, 2018 4:12 pm

About time!
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Re: Facts

Post by sennafan24 » Mon Dec 31, 2018 5:12 pm

fandarts wrote:
Mon Dec 31, 2018 4:06 pm
michael smith never had the balls to play Lakeshite
michael van gerwen was never good enough to win one single game at Lakeshite
ally pally is a unregulated world championship
needs women in the main draw to market the event (chuckle)
this year was moved to a smaller room to give the impression of a larger audience.
the crowd is made up of mongs in fancy dress who prefer a fight than watching the darts.

these are just some of the facts before a one sided final tomorrow. compare this to the Lakeshite which kicks off on the 5th on jan.featuring a respectful crowd, a official world title at stake and players of the quality of the likes of durrant, mcgeeney and mark layton, backed up by a wonderful womens championship too. mongy pally needs to be canned, was awful this year.
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Post by Mabbsy » Mon Dec 31, 2018 5:18 pm

Hey up, the forums finest Shroom has popped up out of the compost

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Re: Facts

Post by M H » Mon Dec 31, 2018 5:19 pm

Care in the community works!
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life

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