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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by The Ginge Reaper » Mon Oct 16, 2017 7:51 pm

cannibal wrote:From the desk of the fake Irish Farmer on the question: Was Martin Adams the greatest dart player of all time?
"Having won more pentathlons then anyone else and heading the all time ranking points for the event is Martin Adams the greatest player of our generation?
The Pentathlon is the the ultimate test for any player involving many differing applications utilising various regions of the dart board..........and don't forget all this was acheived on a real dartboard and not these generous modern boards we have today."



GOAT evidence based on an event really no one knows about and actually no one gives a fuck about. FFS might as well ask him how many balloons at the carnival he popped and add that to his resume. Better yet hands down Hitchcock was the greatest dart player because he could throw a nail to relieve a patron of his fag.
The thread started out as "Was John Lowe..." because Darts Database erroneously says he has won the most Pentathlons. After this was pointed out he just changed the opening post and nobody agreed with him :D
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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by cannibal » Mon Oct 16, 2017 7:55 pm

One from the Skweezit multiple J.J.
Jungle Jim wrote:It's a complicated and exciting game above the attention span of most darting fans....
You have to weigh the potential value of every dart thrown.
Which makes it completely different than '01 where one doesn't have to weigh the potential value of every dart thrown?
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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by Randall » Mon Oct 16, 2017 7:56 pm

cannibal wrote:From the desk of the fake Irish Farmer on the question: Was Martin Adams the greatest dart player of all time?
"Having won more pentathlons then anyone else and heading the all time ranking points for the event is Martin Adams the greatest player of our generation?
The Pentathlon is the the ultimate test for any player involving many differing applications utilising various regions of the dart board..........and don't forget all this was acheived on a real dartboard and not these generous modern boards we have today."



GOAT evidence based on an event really no one knows about and actually no one gives a fuck about. FFS might as well ask him how many balloons at the carnival he popped and add that to his resume. Better yet hands down Hitchcock was the greatest dart player because he could throw a nail to relieve a patron of his fag.
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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by cannibal » Tue Oct 17, 2017 3:54 am

Today's special retarded claims brought to you in video.
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Diamond wire boards are actually worse than round wire boards. In my experience the wire frequently gets turned under the staple and creates a flat surface which is then wider and doesn't not deflect a dart around it. Pounding a round wire flat with a dart is a much harder proposition than getting the wires turned. Maybe Nodor has improved those boards but honestly shows how stupid the cunts are to as a sponsor supply the shittiest board they make. Yes I want my company to highlight its crappiest products to the most likely customers. I don't think the price difference in these boards to Nodor is substantial enough to make it worth it to supply the crappy boards.
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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by limegas » Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:17 am

Cannibal getting offended there

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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by Rogg » Thu Oct 19, 2017 1:41 pm

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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by Jobber » Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:12 pm

The GSOD is still special, lose the bdo players and it becomes just another borefest.
Monty, Hughes, Machin, Noppert, Durrant, Scotty Dog, Mcgeeney and Menzies.

Apparently those guys make the event exciting.......

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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by Randall » Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:14 pm

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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by The Thorn » Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:15 pm

Jobber wrote:
The GSOD is still special, lose the bdo players and it becomes just another borefest.
Monty, Hughes, Machin, Noppert, Durrant, Scotty Dog, Mcgeeney and Menzies.

Apparently those guys make the event exciting.......
Have some interest in seeing all of them, all for different reasons though.
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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by Surreys finest » Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:17 pm

Jobber wrote:
The GSOD is still special, lose the bdo players and it becomes just another borefest.
Monty, Hughes, Machin, Noppert, Durrant, Scotty Dog, Mcgeeney and Menzies.

Apparently those guys make the event exciting.......
The only player out of that mob who adds anything to the hype around the event is Durrant. Being the Lakeside champ there is a modicum of interest in how he'll fare against the best in the PDC. Last time it was being comfortably beaten by Barney's B game.

The rest are more of a "who's that?" of the darting world rather than a who's who.
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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by Jobber » Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:21 pm

Surreys finest wrote:
Jobber wrote:
The GSOD is still special, lose the bdo players and it becomes just another borefest.
Monty, Hughes, Machin, Noppert, Durrant, Scotty Dog, Mcgeeney and Menzies.

Apparently those guys make the event exciting.......
The only player out of that mob who adds anything to the hype around the event is Durrant. Being the Lakeshite champ there is a modicum of interest in how he'll fare against the best in the PDC. Last time it was being comfortably beaten by Barney's B game.

The rest are more of a "who's that?" of the darting world rather than a who's who.

Exactly.

McGeeney is even duller than Ian White yet the BDO lot find him entertaining?! Don't even start me on Mitchell.

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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by Randall » Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:22 pm

Really only Menzies and noppert I'm interested in seeing, and hoping they do well.
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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by Tommo » Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:42 pm

If these no-hope turds from the land that darts forgot
want t.v. exposure and decent prize money they should
grow some gonads and turn pro, otherwise fuck off.
They're all here!

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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by D'Artagnan » Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:17 pm

Won't lie, enjoyed Wolfie's first appearance. Crowd enjoyed him being there too...
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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by Robert Ross » Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:20 pm

D'Artagnan wrote:Won't lie, enjoyed Wofie's first appearance. Crowd enjoyed him being there too...
You should consider lying more. I would never admit to such a thing, although I agree 100%.
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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by limegas » Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:22 pm

Tommo wrote:If these no-hope turds from the land that darts forgot
want t.v. exposure and decent prize money they should
grow some gonads and turn pro, otherwise fuck off.

Ok, you try and give up your job to turn pro.....What? too much of a risk? Exactly

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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by D'Artagnan » Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:23 pm

Fuck sake, typo's galore from me tonight. Maybe I'm going to have a stroke or something...

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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by Robert Ross » Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:25 pm

D'Artagnan wrote:Fuck sake, typo's galore from me tonight. Maybe I'm going to have a stroke or something...
Would be a stroke of genius if you decided to fuck off.
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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by D'Artagnan » Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:28 pm

Bob Ross wrote:
D'Artagnan wrote:Fuck sake, typo's galore from me tonight. Maybe I'm going to have a stroke or something...
Would be a stroke of genius if you decided to fuck off.
What a comedian you are Bob, seriously..

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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by D'Artagnan » Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:28 pm

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