The not Rogg's Twatter Watch

[Randall]

That moment in wolves will never be topped.

[Rogg]

PDC Darts@OfficialPDC
DEAL | The PDC and @BBCSport are delighted to announce a new deal for the @unibet Champions League of Darts.

Antony lopez@Hotfuzz170
Great news but its a Shame that it might be the final nail on the bdo's coffin

[M H]

I like Ted Hankey.

Over rated - yes
Fat sweaty cunt - yes
Deluded - yes

He had the balls to try the PDC
Provided me and others with the funniest moments ever in the history of darts, him asleep standing up before being woken by being shoved on stage will live long in my memory.
His antics always make for good tv, if only for the wrong reasons

Gotta be honest having met him and the wife they're both very funny people and good company

[Robert Ross]

I like Ted Hankey.

Over rated - yes
Fat sweaty cunt - yes
Deluded - yes

He had the balls to try the PDC
Provided me and others with the funniest moments ever in the history of darts, him asleep standing up before being woken by being shoved on stage will live long in my memory.
His antics always make for good tv, if only for the wrong reasons

Gotta be honest having met him and the wife they're both very funny people and good company

Was he awake when you met him?

[M H]

I like Ted Hankey.

Over rated - yes
Fat sweaty cunt - yes
Deluded - yes

He had the balls to try the PDC
Provided me and others with the funniest moments ever in the history of darts, him asleep standing up before being woken by being shoved on stage will live long in my memory.
His antics always make for good tv, if only for the wrong reasons

Gotta be honest having met him and the wife they're both very funny people and good company

Was he awake when you met him?

Had just been beat by Barney playing incredible darts on the Pro Tour

[Justin Credible]

I like Ted Hankey.

Over rated - yes
Fat sweaty cunt - yes
Deluded - yes

He had the balls to try the PDC
Provided me and others with the funniest moments ever in the history of darts, him asleep standing up before being woken by being shoved on stage will live long in my memory.
His antics always make for good tv, if only for the wrong reasons

Gotta be honest having met him and the wife they're both very funny people and good company

I have heard that also that he is actually a nice fella off the oche

[Trueblue32]

I like Ted Hankey.

Over rated - yes
Fat sweaty cunt - yes
Deluded - yes

He had the balls to try the PDC
Provided me and others with the funniest moments ever in the history of darts, him asleep standing up before being woken by being shoved on stage will live long in my memory.
His antics always make for good tv, if only for the wrong reasons

Gotta be honest having met him and the wife they're both very funny people and good company

I have heard that also that he is actually a nice fella off the oche

I've met him twice.
Thoroughly decent chap.

[Justin Credible]

if I was a player I would be like hankey.

not the fat, sweaty and open shirted, as i would be unable to, but the cocky cunt and antics are very much what i am like and I get worse the more attention I get

[cannibal]

I nominate Battersby or whatever the fuck his name is, the deluded moron trying to act like he is some kind of professional yet continually serves up piss poor quality product. Has a million excuses why things were not presented better. The boot in the ass is now he is raising money to get the shit on TV, I guess he knows where his bread is buttered................

additional:
fuckity fuck, what a complete cunt I am......wrong thread.

yours in darts. F.U.A.C aka fat useless american cunt.

[The Shank]

I nominate Battersby or whatever the fuck his name is, the deluded moron trying to act like he is some kind of professional yet continually serves up piss poor quality product. Has a million excuses why things were not presented better. The boot in the ass is now he is raising money to get the shit on TV, I guess he knows where his bread is buttered................

additional:
fuckity fuck, what a complete cunt I am......wrong thread.

yours in darts. F.U.A.C aka fat useless american cunt.

I'm glad you explained what fuac means. I was having terrible trouble working it out.

[Robert Ross]

I nominate Battersby or whatever the fuck his name is, the deluded moron trying to act like he is some kind of professional yet continually serves up piss poor quality product. Has a million excuses why things were not presented better. The boot in the ass is now he is raising money to get the shit on TV, I guess he knows where his bread is buttered................

additional:
fuckity fuck, what a complete cunt I am......wrong thread.

yours in darts. F.U.A.C aka fat useless american cunt.

I'm glad you explained what fuac means. I was having terrible trouble working it out.

Now that you know, you can report it.

[D'Artagnan]

Katie Mitchell‏ @ktmitch93
@scottydogdart sweeping up both Players Player and Managers Player of the Year at @dorsetdarts presentation today! #ProudDaughter

[D'Artagnan]

Followed by...


Scott Mitchell‏ @scottydogdart
Scott Mitchell Retweeted Katie Mitchell
@poolespeedway @afcbournemouth @EDOdarts @BDOdarts @Winmau totally made up !!!!

[Justin Credible]

Katie Mitchell‏ @ktmitch93
@scottydogdart sweeping up both Players Player and Managers Player of the Year at @dorsetdarts presentation today! #ProudDaughter

who did the self tampering sick fat fuck beat ????


Is there anyone else from dorset we know ?

[Mothy]

Dan Dawson‏ @DanDartsDawson 9m9 minutes ago
Imagine a hospital that was entirely owned, run, and operated by darts players.

Dan Dawson‏ @DanDartsDawson 8m8 minutes ago
Chizzy is in charge of it all.
Staring blankly at endless spreadsheets of rotas - making sure each ward is staffed so people don't die.

Dan Dawson‏ @DanDartsDawson 6m6 minutes ago
Rob Cross is chief neurosurgeon: staring at patients' exposed brains like he does at doubles... as if he just doesn't understand them.

Dan Dawson‏ @DanDartsDawson 5m5 minutes ago
Andy Smith is in charge of all the food.
Everyone is just fed grease-dripping pies & baked goods... the most unhealthy meals on the planet.

Dan Dawson‏ @DanDartsDawson 4m4 minutes ago
It would be carnage.
A hopeless, shambolic mess.
It would rightly be shut down within days for gross incompetence.

Dan Dawson‏ @DanDartsDawson 3m3 minutes ago
Well that hospital is still better than @BrusselsAirport

[ITG]

Steve Egerton
18 hrs
Well done to Martin Phillips who announces his retirement as Captain of Wales with 147 caps over 31 years.
Great service to his country.

Fuck its Ryan Giggs!

[cannibal]

fucking hell, playing darts is a service to your country? Can't set the bar much lower than that for service, but then again we are talking Wales lol

[Zeyes]

Given that "service" is something that results in somebody else's benefit - it's a bit difficult to see BDO international darts qualify as that since basically nobody is aware it's even taking place. The whole "if a tree falls..." issue.

[Robert Ross]

Given that "service" is something that results in somebody else's benefit - it's a bit difficult to see BDO international darts qualify as that since basically nobody is aware it's even taking place. The whole "if a tree falls..." issue.

I now have a mental picture of trina servicing someone. Thanks.

[M H]

Given that "service" is something that results in somebody else's benefit - it's a bit difficult to see BDO international darts qualify as that since basically nobody is aware it's even taking place. The whole "if a tree falls..." issue.

I now have a mental picture of trina servicing someone. Thanks.

Bradders, where's the eternal spitroast pic?