The not Rogg's Twatter Watch
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When I was a a kid on one hot sunny day we nicked a ginger kids t-shirt and tied him to lampost so he'd burn
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Was the victim a jew by any chance?Lister of Smeg wrote:When I was a a kid on one hot sunny day we nicked a ginger kids t-shirt and tied him to lampost so he'd burn
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Unfortunatley Sunblock does not work for the translucent freaks of natureLister of Smeg wrote:The Ginge Reaper wrote:All as a result of having my arm resting on the door of the car whilst driving this weekend
Well at least it won't be painful as you carrot tops have no souls or feelings.
If you go to Boots or superdrug they sell this new invention called sunblock.
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No he was a Twit.Bob Ross wrote:Was the victim a jew by any chance?Lister of Smeg wrote:When I was a a kid on one hot sunny day we nicked a ginger kids t-shirt and tied him to lampost so he'd burn
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In that case: +1.Lister of Smeg wrote:No he was a Twit.Bob Ross wrote:Was the victim a jew by any chance?Lister of Smeg wrote:When I was a a kid on one hot sunny day we nicked a ginger kids t-shirt and tied him to lampost so he'd burn
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Post deported....or something.Bob Ross wrote:In that case: +1.Lister of Smeg wrote:No he was a Twit.Bob Ross wrote:Was the victim a jew by any chance?Lister of Smeg wrote:When I was a a kid on one hot sunny day we nicked a ginger kids t-shirt and tied him to lampost so he'd burn
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In case a certain little lady goes by?Justin Credible wrote:was the lamp post on a corner ?
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Randall wrote:In case a certain little lady goes by?Justin Credible wrote:was the lamp post on a corner ?
Oh me, oh my, I hope the little lady comes by
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Turned out nice again
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Same here.Justin Credible wrote:Randall wrote:In case a certain little lady goes by?Justin Credible wrote:was the lamp post on a corner ?
Oh me, oh my, I hope the little lady comes on my face
They're all here!
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PDC Darts@OfficialPDC
AUSTRALIA | The excitement starting to build in Melbourne as the World Series of Darts returns to Australia in August!
AUSTRALIA | The excitement starting to build in Melbourne as the World Series of Darts returns to Australia in August!
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Yes.Rogg wrote:PDC Darts@OfficialPDC
AUSTRALIA | The excitement starting to build in Melbourne as the World Series of Darts returns to Australia in August!
But have they put up A4 word art posters in the bogs of the local shithole pubs?
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Yes.The Shank wrote:Rogg wrote:PDC Darts@OfficialPDC
AUSTRALIA | The excitement starting to build in Melbourne as the World Series of Darts returns to Australia in August!
But have they put up A4 word art posters in the bogs of the local shithole pubs?
Fixed, although I don't see the point in answering your own question.
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Who even calls Sweaty Ted Edward on a flyer ffs.
And a raffle lol fuck paying a pony to meet that lot
And a raffle lol fuck paying a pony to meet that lot
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Forgot that Beaton won a world title there too.
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Easy to do.Dazzla501 wrote:Forgot that Beaton won a world title there too.
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Who in gods name would part with any of their hard earned to watch Ted Hankey these days ?
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A doctor, in case he has s so-called heart attack..Mabbsy wrote:Who in gods name would part with any of their hard earned to watch Ted Hankey these days ?
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I like Ted Hankey.
Over rated - yes
Fat sweaty cunt - yes
Deluded - yes
He had the balls to try the PDC
Provided me and others with the funniest moments ever in the history of darts, him asleep standing up before being woken by being shoved on stage will live long in my memory.
His antics always make for good tv, if only for the wrong reasons
Over rated - yes
Fat sweaty cunt - yes
Deluded - yes
He had the balls to try the PDC
Provided me and others with the funniest moments ever in the history of darts, him asleep standing up before being woken by being shoved on stage will live long in my memory.
His antics always make for good tv, if only for the wrong reasons