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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by Lister of Smeg » Wed Jun 21, 2017 9:35 pm

When I was a a kid on one hot sunny day we nicked a ginger kids t-shirt and tied him to lampost so he'd burn

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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by Robert Ross » Wed Jun 21, 2017 9:36 pm

Lister of Smeg wrote:When I was a a kid on one hot sunny day we nicked a ginger kids t-shirt and tied him to lampost so he'd burn
Was the victim a jew by any chance?

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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by Sin » Wed Jun 21, 2017 9:37 pm

Lister of Smeg wrote:
The Ginge Reaper wrote:All as a result of having my arm resting on the door of the car whilst driving this weekend :D

Well at least it won't be painful as you carrot tops have no souls or feelings.


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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by Lister of Smeg » Wed Jun 21, 2017 9:46 pm

Bob Ross wrote:
Lister of Smeg wrote:When I was a a kid on one hot sunny day we nicked a ginger kids t-shirt and tied him to lampost so he'd burn
Was the victim a jew by any chance?
No he was a Twit.

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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by Robert Ross » Wed Jun 21, 2017 9:50 pm

Lister of Smeg wrote:
Bob Ross wrote:
Lister of Smeg wrote:When I was a a kid on one hot sunny day we nicked a ginger kids t-shirt and tied him to lampost so he'd burn
Was the victim a jew by any chance?
No he was a Twit.
In that case: +1.

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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by D'Artagnan » Thu Jun 22, 2017 12:26 am

Bob Ross wrote:
Lister of Smeg wrote:
Bob Ross wrote:
Lister of Smeg wrote:When I was a a kid on one hot sunny day we nicked a ginger kids t-shirt and tied him to lampost so he'd burn
Was the victim a jew by any chance?
No he was a Twit.
In that case: +1.
Post deported....or something.

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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by Justin Credible » Thu Jun 22, 2017 1:12 am

was the lamp post on a corner ?
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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by Randall » Thu Jun 22, 2017 8:36 am

Justin Credible wrote:was the lamp post on a corner ?
In case a certain little lady goes by?
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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by Justin Credible » Thu Jun 22, 2017 11:26 am

Randall wrote:
Justin Credible wrote:was the lamp post on a corner ?
In case a certain little lady goes by?

Oh me, oh my, I hope the little lady comes by
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Post by Lister of Smeg » Thu Jun 22, 2017 11:29 am

Turned out nice again

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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by Tommo » Thu Jun 22, 2017 11:43 am

Justin Credible wrote:
Randall wrote:
Justin Credible wrote:was the lamp post on a corner ?
In case a certain little lady goes by?

Oh me, oh my, I hope the little lady comes on my face
Same here.
They're all here!

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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by Rogg » Thu Jun 22, 2017 4:13 pm

PDC Darts@OfficialPDC
AUSTRALIA | The excitement starting to build in Melbourne as the World Series of Darts returns to Australia in August!


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Post by The Shank » Thu Jun 22, 2017 6:47 pm

Rogg wrote:PDC Darts@OfficialPDC
AUSTRALIA | The excitement starting to build in Melbourne as the World Series of Darts returns to Australia in August!


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Yes.

But have they put up A4 word art posters in the bogs of the local shithole pubs?

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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by Robert Ross » Thu Jun 22, 2017 7:31 pm

The Shank wrote:
Rogg wrote:PDC Darts@OfficialPDC
AUSTRALIA | The excitement starting to build in Melbourne as the World Series of Darts returns to Australia in August!


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But have they put up A4 word art posters in the bogs of the local shithole pubs?
Yes.

Fixed, although I don't see the point in answering your own question.

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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by Trueblue32 » Fri Jun 23, 2017 7:55 am

Who even calls Sweaty Ted Edward on a flyer ffs.
And a raffle lol fuck paying a pony to meet that lot

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Post by Dazzla501 » Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:08 am

Forgot that Beaton won a world title there too.

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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by Randall » Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:23 am

Dazzla501 wrote:Forgot that Beaton won a world title there too.
Easy to do.
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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by Mabbsy » Fri Jun 23, 2017 2:35 pm

Who in gods name would part with any of their hard earned to watch Ted Hankey these days ?

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Post by Robert Ross » Fri Jun 23, 2017 2:42 pm

Mabbsy wrote:Who in gods name would part with any of their hard earned to watch Ted Hankey these days ?
A doctor, in case he has s so-called heart attack..

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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by Justin Credible » Fri Jun 23, 2017 3:16 pm

I like Ted Hankey.

Over rated - yes
Fat sweaty cunt - yes
Deluded - yes

He had the balls to try the PDC
Provided me and others with the funniest moments ever in the history of darts, him asleep standing up before being woken by being shoved on stage will live long in my memory.
His antics always make for good tv, if only for the wrong reasons
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