Darts articles in the Media thread

[TheGoose]

There is a phil Taylor quiz on the BBC site.
I got 10/10

first question is about Roger Federer

[TheGoose]

There is a phil Taylor quiz on the BBC site.
I got 10/10

first question is about Roger Federer

fuck sake the third one is about paul lim and the 5th about steven Hendry


who the hell made this garbage

[Randall]

There is a phil Taylor quiz on the BBC site.
I got 10/10

first question is about Roger Federer

fuck sake the third one is about paul lim and the 5th about steven Hendry


who the hell made this garbage

I knew all the answers!

[Zeyes]

It's not a Phil Taylor quiz unless there's something about Robbie Williams in there.

[Limp Wrist]

In case you ever wanted to know what German bottlejob "The Maximiser" Mack Sopp would look like if he'd become a Chrystal Meth dealer and not an average Euro jobber <3

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/15808765 ... nts-anchor

[Rogg]

Van Barneveld set to make Pro Tour and European Tour comeback

http://dartsnews.com/exclusive-van-barn ... r-circuit/

[Captain Hobo]

Van Barneveld set to make Pro Tour and European Tour comeback

http://dartsnews.com/exclusive-van-barn ... r-circuit/

That time of year already?

[Captain Hobo]

Phil Taylor's Queensland tour kicks off in Brisbane tonight, featuring Kyle Anderson, Andy Hamilton and "America's best player, John Kuzcynski"

https://www.dailymercury.com.au/news/ta ... e/3306855/

Late change for the 3rd and 4th events, Whitlock has been replaced by the Dream Maker due to being picked for the Premier League (although those dates clashed with The Masters as well, which he was always in)

Rogg, tickets are still available!

[Randall]

He didn't hang about

[TheGoose]

nice little pension pot considering his ex wife took most of the one he had

[Captain Hobo]

nice little pension pot considering his ex wife took most of the one he had

Presume Mrs Taylor is looking after the daughters now.

[TheGoose]

nice little pension pot considering his ex wife took most of the one he had

Presume Mrs Taylor is looking after the daughters now.

those adult daughters? i thought they were professional benny scroungers now?

[Captain Hobo]

nice little pension pot considering his ex wife took most of the one he had

Presume Mrs Taylor is looking after the daughters now.

those adult daughters? i thought they were professional benny scroungers now?

Only since Phil cut them off at the age of about 28, the nasty man.

[TheGoose]

nice little pension pot considering his ex wife took most of the one he had

Presume Mrs Taylor is looking after the daughters now.

those adult daughters? i thought they were professional benny scroungers now?

Only since Phil cut them off at the age of about 28, the nasty man.

didnt one of his kids have like 7 children by the age of 25?

id cut her off too

[Captain Hobo]

nice little pension pot considering his ex wife took most of the one he had

Presume Mrs Taylor is looking after the daughters now.

those adult daughters? i thought they were professional benny scroungers now?

Only since Phil cut them off at the age of about 28, the nasty man.

didnt one of his kids have like 7 children by the age of 25?

id cut her off too

I know, I'm taking the piss. There was a front page story about how he had left them to survive on benefits. Youngest one was 22 and pregnant with number 4 as of 2015.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/news/ ... benefits/

[Tommo]

http://dartsnews.com/van-gerwen-bdo-ext ... urnaments/

[Randall]

http://dartsnews.com/van-gerwen-bdo-ext ... urnaments/

Spot on

[dartvader]

http://dartsnews.com/van-gerwen-bdo-ext ... urnaments/

Spot on

Haven't got much of a problem with them trying to qualify for the UK open as amateurs (although most don't bother to try and still continue to moan there's no big tournaments for them to play in) but they should've been fucked out the grand slam a long time ago.

[cannibal]

I was hoping the big news uncle barry had for its was going to be BDO players fuckued out of the GSOD and opening the spots to the regional PDC affiliates tour.

[Zeyes]

http://dartsnews.com/van-gerwen-bdo-ext ... urnaments/

The Dutch article this is based on has an amusing intro. Rough translation:

For more than fifteen years, his voice has been heard in Dutch living rooms whenever arrows are being thrown. Jacques Nieuwlaat lives and breathes darts. Where is the darts enthusiast now, as Lakeside is taking place? Under a parasol on one of sunny Mexico's beaches. "Yes, that used to be unthinkable", Nieuwlaat says from his sunlounger.