Hearn Rescued Darts- wolfie can't qualify in the weakest field ever

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Re: Justice for the 96-Adams promises them Number 4

Post by fandarts » Fri Dec 19, 2014 11:26 pm

oh no
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Re: Justice for the 96-Adams promises them Number 4

Post by Justin Credible » Fri Dec 19, 2014 11:27 pm

Dartsani wrote:Doesn't scan correctly, too many syllables in some of the lines.

in other words a load of shit
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Re: Justice for the 96-Adams promises them Number 4

Post by Jobber » Sat Dec 20, 2014 12:21 am

fandarts wrote:wolfie took time to come good
tdf gimps liked to make his name mud
he stuck 2 fingers up to the trash
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wolfie gives me fucking wood

i didnt know that stuart kellet posted on here.

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Re: Hearn Ruined Darts- wolfies goes for real tiitle no.4

Post by fandarts » Sun Dec 28, 2014 1:27 am

1 week to go..where does time go? the year has flown, bring home the bacon marto
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Re: Hearn Ruined Darts- wolfies goes for real tiitle no.4

Post by Justin Credible » Sun Dec 28, 2014 5:09 am

fandarts wrote:1 week to go..where does time go? the year has flown, bring home the bacon marto

was wondering what meat was the prize in the raffle this year.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Hearn Rescued Darts- wolfies goes for amateur tiitle no.

Post by fandarts » Tue Jan 06, 2015 12:13 pm

bump, best of luck this week marto, make it number 4
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Post by Justin Credible » Tue Jan 06, 2015 12:14 pm

The only thing spineless dreams of winning is ....winning his wife back
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Re: Hearn Rescued Darts- wolfies goes for amateur tiitle no.

Post by fandarts » Tue Jan 06, 2015 12:17 pm

she will appear like adrian did in rocky if wolfie makes the final, picture here running to the stage and wolfie bellowing SHARON SHARON I LOVE YOU as he lifts the world title
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Post by Noisycrowds » Tue Jan 06, 2015 12:17 pm

Justin Credible wrote:The only thing spineless dreams of wanking is ....william over his bear back

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Post by Justin Credible » Tue Jan 06, 2015 12:21 pm

fandarts wrote:she will appear like adrian did in rocky if wolfie makes the final, picture here running to the stage and wolfie bellowing SHARON SHARON I LOVE YOU as he lifts the world title

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Re: Hearn Rescued Darts- wolfies goes for amateur tiitle no.

Post by Noisycrowds » Tue Jan 06, 2015 12:33 pm

hhahhahahahhahahha fucking class

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Post by Lister of Smeg » Tue Jan 06, 2015 1:50 pm

Justin Credible wrote:
fandarts wrote:she will appear like adrian did in rocky if wolfie makes the final, picture here running to the stage and wolfie bellowing SHARON SHARON I LOVE YOU as he lifts the world title

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Hahahaha, you twat, you made me splutter coffee all over the keyboard I laughed that much

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Re: Hearn Rescued Darts- wolfies goes for amateur tiitle no.

Post by M H » Tue Jan 06, 2015 2:05 pm

And that's the edited version!
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life

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Re: Hearn Rescued Darts- wolfies goes for amateur tiitle no.

Post by fandarts » Sun Jan 11, 2015 6:35 pm

the thread may finally come to fruition, best of luck buddy
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Re: Hearn Rescued Darts- wolfies goes for amateur tiitle no.

Post by fandarts » Sat Jan 17, 2015 7:41 pm

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so fucking close
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Re: Hearn Rescued Darts- wolfies goes for amateur tiitle no.

Post by Justin Credible » Sat Jan 17, 2015 7:45 pm

Posting it over and over will not improve the quality of the game.
If a 93 average can excite you so much could you imagine what would happen if there was a ton plus average or the gimps greatest fantasy 2 players with ton plus averages.

Sadly this is the bdo we are speaking , not the superior PDC so we will need a miracle to get one ton plus average, let alone 2 in the same game
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Re: Hearn Rescued Darts- wolfies goes for amateur tiitle no.

Post by fandarts » Sat Jan 17, 2015 7:48 pm

more the moment, lakeside, mecca of darts, to achieve a 9 darter is like hitting 20 of them in ally pally
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Post by Lister of Smeg » Sat Jan 17, 2015 7:51 pm

Shows how shit Rolf is missing a fucking bullseye the size of saucer.

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Re: Hearn Rescued Darts- wolfies goes for amateur tiitle no.

Post by fandarts » Sat May 30, 2015 11:11 pm

uncle marto 59 next thursday-like a fine wine,he just gets better and better,have a good one son
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Re: Hearn Rescued Darts- wolfies goes for amateur tiitle no.

Post by Justin Credible » Sat May 30, 2015 11:18 pm

he has a bright future in the bdo, along with the other kids of fitton, binman, harbour etc....
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