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[Robert Ross]

Me never logging out of that site ( or this one) has upset chris the rat too.

I see the thread dedicated to me is on 4 pages.

You do realize that you're adding significantly to the post count over there. Not long until they catch up...

[The Shank]

Me never logging out of that site ( or this one) has upset chris the rat too.

I see the thread dedicated to me is on 4 pages.

You do realize that you're adding significantly to the post count over there. Not long until they catch up...

Nah.

You're post count here in the last 6 months rivals the whole tsod output.

[Robert Ross]

Me never logging out of that site ( or this one) has upset chris the rat too.

I see the thread dedicated to me is on 4 pages.

You do realize that you're adding significantly to the post count over there. Not long until they catch up...

Nah.

You're post count here in the last 6 months rivals the whole tsod output.

And just as devoid of any actual relevance, I might add.

[The Shank]

Me never logging out of that site ( or this one) has upset chris the rat too.

I see the thread dedicated to me is on 4 pages.

You do realize that you're adding significantly to the post count over there. Not long until they catch up...

Nah.

You're post count here in the last 6 months rivals the whole tsod output.

And just as devoid of any actual relevance, I might add.

Don't put yourself down.

Some of your +1's have been bang on the money.

[Robert Ross]

Me never logging out of that site ( or this one) has upset chris the rat too.

I see the thread dedicated to me is on 4 pages.

You do realize that you're adding significantly to the post count over there. Not long until they catch up...

Nah.

You're post count here in the last 6 months rivals the whole tsod output.

And just as devoid of any actual relevance, I might add.

Don't put yourself down.

Some of your +1's have been bang on the money.

Yeah, but just when I nailed it, I start giving out +2's, and fuck up again.

[Justin Credible]

[Hutchy72]

The choking stumpy cunt from the land of Twit & chocolate this week JC?.

[Justin Credible]

The choking stumpy cunt from the land of Twit & chocolate this week JC?.

up there with taylor for sure

[Hutchy72]

Phillip Douglas Taylor made a late dash for KOTW as he lost seven out of eight legs from three zip up to collapse like a Emphysema riddled lung against fellow hunchback and streetwalker client, mongoloid Michael van Gerwen.
The former "Greatest player the game will ever see" is that shot he now resembles a much loved old pet dog that drags it's shitty back end round whilst whimpering and a one way trip to the vet would be the most humane outcome for all concerned.
Outright winner for me is the Belgian bottle job and Warwick Davis impersonator Kim Huybrechts, this fucking useless choking cunt went cap in hand to Wayne fuckin Mardle for help in the week to stop him shitting his knickers in public and what happened?.
Yep you guessed right, Tiny tears Huybrechts sphincter exploded like mount Etna when that sweaty fat sack of spew Adrian "spackpot" Lewis growled at him for bouncing on the stage, before going on to pepper the snot out of the spineless glove puppet with SIX straight legs without reply.
Huybrechts choking is fast becoming so legendary one wonders if Albert DeSalvo was rattling a mix into his mam thirty odd years back.

[Justin Credible]

[The Ginge Reaper]

Adrian Battersby for KoTW, surely, for the piss poor coverage he gave to Frontrunner to show.

- Picture quality of something from the 1986 Mexico World Cup
- Players with wrong nationalities: martin Phillips was English, Geert de Vos was Belgian, Dutch and then Belgian again on the same fucking caption
- Sound from the MC kept cutting out
- A player fucking off for a fag, and then a piss, before the walk on, leaving John Gwynne padding for time
- Signs in the crowd you could barely read due to the piss poor quality
- Womens final on the Saturday showing a caption from the first mens semi final
- Womens final being cut off the broadcast after half a leg

Oh and worth mentioning Forrham being 201 points ahead in the final decider, on his throw, and fucking it away

[Justin Credible]

Hutchy has a write up on taylor

You do one on battersby


Who wants to do the fordham write up ?

[M H]

Isn't Bo Selecta losing to a total no mark worth a mention

[Justin Credible]

Isn't Bo Selecta losing to a total no mark worth a mention

Always

[M H]

Isn't Bo Selecta losing to a total no mark worth a mention

Always

Don't forget the birthday cake!

[The Ginge Reaper]

Hutchy has a write up on taylor

You do one on battersby


Who wants to do the fordham write up ?

I'll do a proper one later then.

[Tommo]

Isn't Bo Selecta losing to a total no mark worth a mention

She's one herself.

[The Thorn]

Isn't Bo Selecta losing to a total no mark worth a mention

A WDF Europe Cup quarter-finalist FFS

[M H]

Isn't Bo Selecta losing to a total no mark worth a mention

A WDF Europe Cup quarter-finalist FFS

A no mark, thanks for confirming it mate

[The Ginge Reaper]

The EDO and Adrian Battersby, the man behind the streaming, deserve a mention for KoTW, for the piss poor coverage and scheduling of the Isle of Man Open over the week on bargain bucket channel FrontRunner, a channel so crap it isn't on cable or half the Freeview boxes in the UK.

The issues with the coverage first, include and are not limited to:

- Picture quality of something resembling the quality seen during the 1986 Mexico World Cup
- Players with wrong nationalities on screen: Martin Phillips was English, Geert de Vos was Belgian, Dutch and then Belgian again on the same fucking caption
- Sound from the MC kept cutting out. And then coming back. And then crackling. Repeat ad nauseum.
- A player fucking off for a fag, and then a piss, before the walk on, leaving John Gwynne padding for time.
- Signs in the crowd you could barely read due to the piss poor picture quality
- Womens final on the Saturday showing a caption from the first mens semi final

On the Saturday they blocked off the stage from the hall with a big barrier and it just looked shite.

The stage was atrocious, with a laptop showing the time just plonked on the stage in front of a load of empty cases.



John Gwynne blundered through 8 hours of coverage, waxing lyrical at Phillips 76 average and Fordham being "back" with an average of 83. As the broadcast fell around his feet he constantly apologised for the various technical fuck-ups, and at one point he and Little Richard had to pad for 5 minutes whilst the Cow Botherer finished a match elsewhere.

After numerous attempts at showing multi-day darts events, you would think that Battersby and his band of merry men would have sussed it all out by now. When you have Oche Balboa suggesting it's time to sack them, you know things aren't good.

To top everything off, the EDO then made what was arguable the biggest blunder of them all by scheduling too many matches on the Sunday, resulting in the men's final being swapped with the women's final and then the women's final being cut off after a few throws because their purchased TV time had come to an end and the greyhound racing was due on.
"We will get you the result on social media later", said a sheepish Gwynne.

As for Fordham, I'll let someone else tell you about that...

Added a bit above:D