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WDF Tour 2022

Post by Safc » Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:22 pm

Isle Of Man

Jelle Klaasen
Danny Lauby
Kai Fan Leung
Jamie Lewis
Colin Osbourne
Robert Owen
David Pallett
Diogo Portela
Ciaran Teehan

Just some if the old PDC club signed up


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Re: WDF Tour 2022

Post by tungsten tossers » Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:42 pm

Safc wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:22 pm Isle Of Man Jelle Klaasen Danny Lauby Kai Fan Leung Jamie Lewis Colin Osbourne Robert Owen David Pallett Diogo Portela Ciaran Teehan Just some if the old PDC club signed up
Emu will be there to cheer on his mate Jamie

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Re: WDF Tour 2022

Post by daveboygreen » Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:44 pm

Where as you will be sat at home with a ready meal.

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Re: WDF Tour 2022

Post by The Thorn » Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:48 pm

It's 'whereas', Dave
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Re: WDF Tour 2022

Post by daveboygreen » Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:49 pm

Fucks it gotta do with you??

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Re: WDF Tour 2022

Post by tungsten tossers » Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:50 pm

daveboygreen wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:44 pm Where as you will be sat at home with a ready meal.
And you will be sat at home...
Making up stories about your darts career..
Making up stories about your injuries...
Making up stories about your cooking...
Making up stories about how hard you are...
Drinking until you are plastered..
Beating up your missus...

I'll choose the ready meal over that lot

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Re: WDF Tour 2022

Post by tungsten tossers » Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:52 pm

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Re: WDF Tour 2022

Post by tungsten tossers » Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:52 pm

" I hope we don't meet face to face for your sake "

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Re: WDF Tour 2022

Post by daveboygreen » Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:58 pm

Must be hard for you sitting at home with your Aldi knock off Pot Noodle seething with so much anger all because of me.

Tell ya what...Give me your address and I will send you a case of proper Pot Noodle's and some over the counter meds to help calm you down.

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Re: WDF Tour 2022

Post by The Thorn » Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:59 pm

daveboygreen wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:58 pm Must be hard for you sitting at home with your Aldi knock off Pot Noodle seething with so much anger all because of me. Tell ya what...Give me your address and I will send you a case of proper Pot Noodle's and some over the counter meds to help calm you down.
Very nice gesture mate

Can you send some food my way too?
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Re: WDF Tour 2022

Post by tungsten tossers » Tue Mar 01, 2022 5:02 pm

daveboygreen wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:58 pm Must be hard for you sitting at home with your Aldi knock off Pot Noodle seething with so much anger all because of me. Tell ya what...Give me your address and I will send you a case of proper Pot Noodle's and some over the counter meds to help calm you down.
I would say yes to the Pot Noodles, but I don't want to deprive you of 12 dinners...

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Re: WDF Tour 2022

Post by Jimmi » Tue Mar 01, 2022 5:05 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:50 pm
daveboygreen wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:44 pm Where as you will be sat at home with a ready meal.
Making up stories about your darts career
“Career”.
“I don’t want you lumbering me with some old bow-wow who don’t know the difference between a Liebfraumilk and a can of Tizer!“

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Re: WDF Tour 2022

Post by tungsten tossers » Tue Mar 01, 2022 5:11 pm

Jimmi wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 5:05 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:50 pm
daveboygreen wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:44 pm Where as you will be sat at home with a ready meal.
Making up stories about your darts career
“Career”.
It was meant as sarcasm, but we know Dave does like to spin a yarn....

" my dad piloted the space shuttle "
" I won junior masterchef when I was 4 "
" I hit 7 nine darters in 8 legs while watching gay porn in my bedroom "

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Re: WDF Tour 2022

Post by Jimmi » Tue Mar 01, 2022 5:16 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 5:11 pm
Jimmi wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 5:05 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:50 pm
daveboygreen wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:44 pm Where as you will be sat at home with a ready meal.
Making up stories about your darts career
“Career”.
It was meant as sarcasm, but we know Dave does like to spin a yarn.... " my dad piloted the space shuttle " " I won junior masterchef when I was 4 " " I hit 7 nine darters in 8 legs while watching gay porn in my bedroom "
I actually believe everything Dave has ever said on here…
“I don’t want you lumbering me with some old bow-wow who don’t know the difference between a Liebfraumilk and a can of Tizer!“

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Re: WDF Tour 2022

Post by Emulsfier » Tue Mar 01, 2022 5:18 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:42 pm
Safc wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:22 pm Isle Of Man Jelle Klaasen Danny Lauby Kai Fan Leung Jamie Lewis Colin Osbourne Robert Owen David Pallett Diogo Portela Ciaran Teehan Just some if the old PDC club signed up
Emu will be there to cheer on his mate Jamie
Only if he plays Klaasen.
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Re: WDF Tour 2022

Post by tungsten tossers » Tue Mar 01, 2022 5:34 pm

Jimmi wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 5:16 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 5:11 pm
Jimmi wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 5:05 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:50 pm
daveboygreen wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:44 pm Where as you will be sat at home with a ready meal.
Making up stories about your darts career
“Career”.
It was meant as sarcasm, but we know Dave does like to spin a yarn.... " my dad piloted the space shuttle " " I won junior masterchef when I was 4 " " I hit 7 nine darters in 8 legs while watching gay porn in my bedroom "
I actually believe everything Dave has ever said on here…
I believe the bit about watching gay porn in the bedroom

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Re: WDF Tour 2022

Post by oche balboa » Tue Mar 01, 2022 6:51 pm

Wikipedia has the WDF Calendar

(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_WDF_calendar)
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Re: WDF Tour 2022

Post by ILAD » Tue Mar 01, 2022 9:14 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 5:34 pm
Jimmi wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 5:16 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 5:11 pm
Jimmi wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 5:05 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:50 pm Making up stories about your darts career
“Career”.
It was meant as sarcasm, but we know Dave does like to spin a yarn.... " my dad piloted the space shuttle " " I won junior masterchef when I was 4 " " I hit 7 nine darters in 8 legs while watching gay porn in my bedroom "
I actually believe everything Dave has ever said on here…
I believe the bit about watching gay porn in the bedroom
Dave fucked a fat bird.

That is/still is true.

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Re: WDF Tour 2022

Post by The Thorn » Tue Mar 01, 2022 9:15 pm

Get back on the topic please. Really looking forward to seeing how the WDF gets on
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Re: WDF Tour 2022

Post by ILAD » Tue Mar 01, 2022 9:53 pm

The Thorn wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 9:15 pm Get back on the topic please.
Do fuck off.

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