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Post by Randall » Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:43 pm

do they know (theres no bdo darts) at christmas
by bdo aid

to the tune of band aids famous tune.......


its christmas time, theres no bdo darts, dont be afraid
at christmas time we shut out shite and banish shame

and in the pdc world of plenty they spread a smile of joy
theres no bdo darts on tv this christmas time!

but say a prayer, pray for the mushroom ones
at christmas time its hard but when the pdc is such fun

theres a bdo world outside the window
and its a world of dread and fear
where the only water flowing
is the sting of oches tears

and the christmas bells that ring
there are the clanging chimes of doom

well tonight thank god its the bdo instead of you

and there wont be darts thrown at toy boards this time
the only gift they'll get this year is bile

where prize money never grows
no 100 averages flow

do they know theres no bdo darts this year at all?

heres to des
underneath that turkish sun

you aint gotta feel guilt just selfless
have a good laugh at the helpless

do they know theres no bdo darts this year?

no throwing turds

no throwing turds

no throwing turds

no throwing turds

let them know theres no bdo darts this year

no throwing turds

let them know theres no bdo darts on tv this year

no throwing turds

let them know theres no bdo darts on tv this year
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Post by Randall » Tue Jan 05, 2021 1:02 pm

are you choking tonight
micheal smith

are you choking tonight
did you miss chances tonight
did you darts all drift to the right?
do your arrows all stray, to the 5s and away
when you missed and threw a strop from the start?

do the cabinets in your parlour seem empty and bare?
do you gaze at peter wright, and wish you had his hair?
is your heart feeling pain, arse twitching again
tell me queer are you choking tonight?

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i wonder if your choking tonight?
you know someone said when you get on stage you wish you were john part?
fate had you throwing shit with no heart
leg one was when you choked i laughed at you at first glance
you fluffed your lines so heavily and even missed double 2

then came leg two, the darts seemed to change, flew real strange
and why ill never know
chubby, you lied when you said youd win a tv major
and i had every cause to doubt you

but id rather go on with you hitting big five
than go on living on vouchers

now the stage is bare, and the shanghai master is standing there
with toys on the floor all around

and if you wont bring the world youth trophy back to me
then they can bring the curtain down

is your heart feeling strain, your arse twitching again?

tell me queer, are you choking tonight?

oooooooooooooooooooooo
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Post by TheMalteseDart » Tue Jan 05, 2021 1:16 pm

Randall wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 1:02 pm are you choking tonight
micheal smith

are you choking tonight
did you miss chances tonight
did you darts all drift to the right?
do your arrows all stray, to the 5s and away
when you missed and threw a strop from the start?

do the cabinets in your parlour seem empty and bare?
do you gaze at peter wright, and wish you had his hair?
is your heart feeling pain, arse twitching again
tell me queer are you choking tonight?

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i wonder if your choking tonight?
you know someone said when you get on stage you wish you were john part?
fate had you throwing shit with no heart
leg one was when you chokedi laughed at you at first glance
you fluffed your lines so heavily and even double 2

then came leg two, the darts seemed to change, flew real strange
and why ill never know
chubby, you lied when you said youd win a tv major
and i had every cause to doubt you

but id rather go on with you hitting big five
than go on living on vouchers

now the stage is bare, and the shanghai master is standing there
with toys on the floor all around

and if you wont bring the world youth trophy back to me
then they can bring the curtain down

is your heart feeling strain, your arse twitching again?

tell me queer, are you choking tonight?

oooooooooooooooooooooo
:lol: you know it’s January in the darts world when you see things like this
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Post by Randall » Tue Jan 05, 2021 1:18 pm

Not that I'm bored
Not at all
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Post by Wolflanternbumbag » Tue Jan 05, 2021 1:30 pm

Randall wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:43 pm do they know (theres no bdo darts) at christmas
by bdo aid

to the tune of band aids famous tune.......


its christmas time, theres no bdo darts, dont be afraid
at christmas time we shut out shite and banish shame

and in the pdc world of plenty they spread a smile of joy
theres no bdo darts on tv this christmas time!

but say a prayer, pray for the mushroom ones
at christmas time its hard but when the pdc is such fun

theres a bdo world outside the window
and its a world of dread and fear
where the only water flowing
is the sting of oches tears

and the christmas bells that ring
there are the clanging chimes of doom

well tonight thank god its the bdo instead of you

and there wont be darts thrown at toy boards this time
the only gift they'll get this year is bile

where prize money never grows
no 100 averages flow

do they know theres no bdo darts this year at all?

heres to des
underneath that turkish sun

you aint gotta feel guilt just selfless
have a good laugh at the helpless

do they know theres no bdo darts this year?

no throwing turds

no throwing turds

no throwing turds

no throwing turds

let them know theres no bdo darts this year

no throwing turds

let them know theres no bdo darts on tv this year

no throwing turds

let them know theres no bdo darts on tv this year
:lol: Years only just began and you’ve won post of the year :D
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Post by Randall » Tue Jan 05, 2021 1:34 pm

Thorn knows how to transfer posts apparently?
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Post by Randall » Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:19 pm

"Jealous Guy"
by olly croft

I was dreaming of the past
and my heart was fading fast
I began to lose bladder control
I began to lose bladder control
I didn't mean to sue you
I'm sorry that I took you to trial
Oh my I didn't want to sue you
I'm just a jealous guy

I was feeling insecure
You might not play bdo darts for me anymore
I was sniggering inside
I was sniggering inside
Oh I didn't mean to sue you
I'm sorry that I took you to trial
Oh my I didn't want to hurt you
I'm just a jealous guy

[Whistling]

I didn't mean to hurt you
I'm sorry that I took you to trial
Oh my I didn't want to hurt you
I'm just a jealous guy

I was trying to raise a prize
I thought that you would realise
I was embezzaling the funds
I was embezzaling the funds
I didn't mean to sue you
I'm sorry that I took you to trial
Oh my I didn't want to hurt you
I'm just a jealous guy
watch out pdc I'm just a jealous guy
Look out pdc I'm just a jealous guy
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Post by The Thorn » Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:23 pm

You have a lot of fucking time on your hands :D
Spread positivity and love. BDO4LIFE

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Post by Randall » Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:25 pm

The Thorn wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:23 pm You have a lot of fucking time on your hands :D
3 months apparetly
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Post by DartJack Horseman » Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:31 pm

Randall wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:25 pm
The Thorn wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:23 pm You have a lot of fucking time on your hands :D
3 months apparetly
Hopefully with getting paid... :?

Now record those songs and YT them.
I give you 2 days.
Thanks!

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Post by Randall » Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:37 pm

"Imagine"
by des and paula

Imagine there's no turkish open
It's easy if you try
No jobbers bothering us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Looking for the prize... Aha-ah...

Imagine there's no coaches
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to boil or fry for
And no hotdogs, too
Imagine all the people
Looking for the pies... You...

You may say I'm a scammer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join the pdc
And the world will be as one

Imagine no world prizes
I skimmed it off the top
for wayne it was full of surprises
he didnt even call the cops
Imagine all the people
Swearing all over the world... You...

You may say I'm a scammer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join the pdc
And the world will live as one
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Post by Randall » Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:39 pm

DartJack Horseman wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:31 pm
Randall wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:25 pm
The Thorn wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:23 pm You have a lot of fucking time on your hands :D
3 months apparetly
Hopefully with getting paid... :?

Now record those songs and YT them.
I give you 2 days.
Thanks!
80%
i have no idea how youtube works
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Post by DartJack Horseman » Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:43 pm

Randall wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:37 pm Imagine there's no world prizes
I skimmed it off the top
for wayne it was full of surprises
he didnt even call the cops
Imagine all the people
Swearing all over the world... You...
:lol:

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Post by Randall » Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:45 pm

DartJack Horseman wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:43 pm
Randall wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:37 pm Imagine there's no world prizes
I skimmed it off the top
for wayne it was full of surprises
he didnt even call the cops
Imagine all the people
Swearing all over the world... You...
:lol:
im here all week :mrgreen:
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Post by DartJack Horseman » Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:45 pm

Randall wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:39 pm
DartJack Horseman wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:31 pm
Randall wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:25 pm
The Thorn wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:23 pm You have a lot of fucking time on your hands :D
3 months apparetly
Hopefully with getting paid... :?

Now record those songs and YT them.
I give you 2 days.
Thanks!
80%
i have no idea how youtube works
Not so bad.

Change language to English, it will.be easier.

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Post by Jimmi » Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:48 pm

Randall wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:39 pm
DartJack Horseman wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:31 pm
Randall wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:25 pm
The Thorn wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:23 pm You have a lot of fucking time on your hands :D
3 months apparetly
Hopefully with getting paid... :?

Now record those songs and YT them.
I give you 2 days.
Thanks!
80%
i have no idea how youtube works
Why am I not surprised. :lol:

You could always ask Matt Edgar for some tips?
“I don’t want you lumbering me with some old bow-wow who don’t know the difference between a Liebfraumilk and a can of Tizer!“

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Post by Randall » Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:50 pm

We've Only Just Begun
randall and corinne


We've only just begun to live
White lace panties
A kiss a fuck and we're on our way
(We've only begun)
Before the risin' sun, we fly
So many breads to choose
We'll start out grilling and toasting buns
(And yes, we've just begun)
Sharing horizons that are new to us
squinting at the signs along the way
Talkin' it over, just the two of us
Wankin together day to day
Together
And when the evening comes, we sleep
So much of life behind
We'll find a place where there's room to lay
(And yes, we've just begun)
Sharing horizons that are new to us
squinting at the signs along the way
Talkin' it over, just the two of us
Wankin' together day to day
Together
Together
And when the evening comes, im blind
So much of life behind
We'll find a place where there's room to sleep
And yes, we've just begun
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Post by Randall » Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:50 pm

We've Only Just Begun
randall and corinne


We've only just begun to live
White lace panties
A kiss a fuck and we're on our way
(We've only begun)
Before the risin' sun, we fly
So many breads to choose
We'll start out grilling and toasting buns
(And yes, we've just begun)
Sharing horizons that are new to us
squinting at the signs along the way
Talkin' it over, just the two of us
Wankin together day to day
Together
And when the evening comes, we sleep
So much of life behind
We'll find a place where there's room to lay
(And yes, we've just begun)
Sharing horizons that are new to us
squinting at the signs along the way
Talkin' it over, just the two of us
Wankin' together day to day
Together
Together
And when the evening comes, im blind
So much of life behind
We'll find a place where there's room to sleep
And yes, we've just begun
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Post by Randall » Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:52 pm

so good i posted it twice
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Post by Jimmi » Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:53 pm

Randall wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:52 pm so good i posted it twice
+1
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