The Tweets of Frankie Boyle

[Monkety Tonkety]

That's a very good point. I didn't know about the joke until I saw the article crying about it in the press. But it works, she does look a bit like a dolphin

[DrZoidberg]

@chrisbrown Serious tweet: I THinK SKATEBOARDING AND BREAKDANCING should be an Olympic sport!

Frankies Reply:

@frankieboyle
@chrisbrown Or intergender boxing, you'd be in with a chance of a medal there mate

[Sprocket501]

Frankie Boyle ‏@frankieboyle

Maybe if I tilt my TV at the right angle I can make it look like Jessica Ennis is hurdling my erection #Olympics

[M H]

Am amazed that a certain tweet hasn't been posted here. About lifting twice her weight I think it was!

[micko]

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[Sprocket501]

Frankie Boyle ‏@frankieboyle

Blur. A cheese making cunt; a New Labour cunt; a fake cockney cunt; and a cunt.

[Sprocket501]

Frankie Boyle ‏@frankieboyle

So farewell Olympic countries of the world. , see you in 4 years. Or sooner if the US tells us to invade you.

[TimmyB]

Frankie Boyle‏@frankieboyle

Anders Breivik not only did a very evil thing, he also made my shares in an Oslo based paintballing company almost worthless

[gonk]

Frankie Boyle ‏@frankieboyle

I love Donegal. Who wants to go halfers on this? http://www.property.ie/property-for-sal ... al/663799/

now thats a nice house

[DrZoidberg]

should follow @daftlimmy of limmys show fame.

his trolling is absolutely superb.

[Sprocket501]

Frankie Boyle ‏@frankieboyle

Sadly our Paralympian in the high jump isn’t expected to match his personal best. But I hear it doesn’t count as it was ‘Taliban assisted’.

[gonk]

should follow @daftlimmy of limmys show fame.

his trolling is absolutely superb.

I am now following. Some of it is sublime. Can't believe people bite all the time

[Sprocket501]

Limmy ‏@DaftLimmy

Prince Charles dreading confronting Harry, knowing it'll end how it always ends: "YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD ANYWAY!"

[Sprocket501]

Frankie Boyle ‏@frankieboyle

Things haven’t all gone smoothly at the Paralympics. I hear the blind highjump’s cancelled after 2 Labrador’s were hanged during training.

[M H]

Please stop. Am literally pissing myself here

[Sprocket501]

[micko]

These are so wrong....

[Sprocket501]

HRH Prince Philip ‏@HRH_PrincePhil

Has one had too much Gin, or have they suspended Midgets on umbrellas? #c4paralympics

[Justin Credible]

how did oche clubfoot get on in qualifying for the paralympics ?

[Sprocket501]

He got beat in the 100m trials by Stephen Hawking.