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Football rant thread

Post by HalloweenJack » Fri Nov 06, 2020 8:13 pm

Put all your football rants in here. Let it all out. Watching Wednesday I should be busy on here.
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Post by Randall » Fri Nov 06, 2020 8:21 pm

David speedie dived
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Post by HalloweenJack » Fri Nov 06, 2020 8:52 pm

Randall wrote: Fri Nov 06, 2020 8:21 pm David speedie dived
That player always used to play well against Wednesday.
He once scored a hatrick for Coventry against us and all the goals were scored with his head 🤯He was 5ft 7
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Re: Football rant thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Fri Nov 06, 2020 9:00 pm

Diego Maradona is a cheating cunt

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Post by vizIIsto » Sat Nov 07, 2020 10:21 am


This but with soccer.




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Post by vizIIsto » Sat Nov 07, 2020 10:21 am

Also IT'S SOCCER.
NOT FOOTBALL.




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Post by Safc » Sat Nov 07, 2020 10:33 am

tungsten tossers wrote: Fri Nov 06, 2020 9:00 pm Diego Maradona is a cheating druggy cunt
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Post by HalloweenJack » Sat Nov 07, 2020 11:42 am

vizIIsto wrote: Sat Nov 07, 2020 10:21 am Also IT'S SOCCER.
NOT FOOTBALL.
We invented it, it’s football. In fact Sheffield is the true home of football as they have the oldest club in the world
Sheffield FC.
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Post by Jimmi » Sat Nov 07, 2020 12:29 pm

Viz. It's Football.

Fin.
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Post by vizIIsto » Sat Nov 07, 2020 12:37 pm

Football is not descriptive enough.
Baseball is the only sport with 'bases'.
Basketball is the only sport with a basket (technically korfball has a basket but they call it a korf)
8-ball is the only sport with eight balls.




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Re: Football rant thread

Post by Jimmi » Sat Nov 07, 2020 12:39 pm

You have a foot.
You kick the ball with it = Football.
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Post by Randall » Sat Nov 07, 2020 12:42 pm

It used to be a mans game

Etc etc and so forth
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Re: Football rant thread

Post by HalloweenJack » Sat Nov 07, 2020 6:17 pm

Jimmi wrote: Sat Nov 07, 2020 12:39 pm You have a foot.
You kick the ball with it = Football.
This
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Post by Wolflanternbumbag » Thu Nov 12, 2020 6:44 pm

Marco Van Basten is injured again!
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Post by Orange » Thu Nov 12, 2020 8:01 pm

Wolflanternbumbag wrote: Thu Nov 12, 2020 6:44 pm Marco Van Basten is injured again!
That must be the end of his golf career. Hit by a golf ball ?

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Post by Wolflanternbumbag » Thu Nov 12, 2020 9:21 pm

Orange wrote: Thu Nov 12, 2020 8:01 pm
Wolflanternbumbag wrote: Thu Nov 12, 2020 6:44 pm Marco Van Basten is injured again!
That must be the end of his golf career. Hit by a golf ball ?
Alligator took his hand
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Post by TheMalteseDart » Wed Oct 06, 2021 6:18 pm

World Cup every 2 years would be a fucking disgrace, whole reason the World Cup is the pinnacle and creates such excitement is because we have to wait 4 years for it, think i'll genuinely stop watching elite football if it happens and stick to non league
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Post by ILAD » Wed Oct 06, 2021 6:21 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Wed Oct 06, 2021 6:18 pm World Cup every 2 years would be a fucking disgrace, whole reason the World Cup is the pinnacle and creates such excitement is because we have to wait 4 years for it, think i'll genuinely stop watching elite football if it happens and stick to non league
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Post by TheMalteseDart » Wed Oct 06, 2021 6:29 pm

ILAD wrote: Wed Oct 06, 2021 6:21 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Wed Oct 06, 2021 6:18 pm World Cup every 2 years would be a fucking disgrace, whole reason the World Cup is the pinnacle and creates such excitement is because we have to wait 4 years for it, think i'll genuinely stop watching elite football if it happens and stick to non league
Are you from Malta?
Nah England, part Maltese through my grandparents
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