Footie

[Randall]

Was Randy in between the sticks

I used to be a decent keeper until my eyes packed up.

The man in the black

When the keeper gives his glasses to the ref for safe keeping before kick off it doesn't do much for defenders morale.

And eating bagels while you are defending a corner...

The only crosses I handled well were hot buns

[tungsten tossers]

I used to be a decent keeper until my eyes packed up.

The man in the black

When the keeper gives his glasses to the ref for safe keeping before kick off it doesn't do much for defenders morale.

And eating bagels while you are defending a corner...

The only crosses I handled well were hot buns

Corinne's?

[Randall]

The man in the black

When the keeper gives his glasses to the ref for safe keeping before kick off it doesn't do much for defenders morale.

And eating bagels while you are defending a corner...

The only crosses I handled well were hot buns

Corinne's?

Give me half a chance

[Wolflanternbumbag]

Can't believe Ireland lost to Luxembourg last night....

Was Randy in between the sticks

I used to be a decent keeper until my eyes packed up.

The man in the black

When the keeper gives his glasses to the ref for safe keeping before kick off it doesn't do much for defenders morale.

[Randall]

Was Randy in between the sticks

I used to be a decent keeper until my eyes packed up.

The man in the black

When the keeper gives his glasses to the ref for safe keeping before kick off it doesn't do much for defenders morale.

Last match I was sent off for chinning our right back.

[tungsten tossers]

I used to be a decent keeper until my eyes packed up.

The man in the black

When the keeper gives his glasses to the ref for safe keeping before kick off it doesn't do much for defenders morale.

Last match I was sent off for chinning our right back.

teamwork.......

[Randall]

The man in the black

When the keeper gives his glasses to the ref for safe keeping before kick off it doesn't do much for defenders morale.

Last match I was sent off for chinning our right back.

teamwork.......

He pissed me off

[tungsten tossers]

When the keeper gives his glasses to the ref for safe keeping before kick off it doesn't do much for defenders morale.

Last match I was sent off for chinning our right back.

teamwork.......

He pissed me off

[Randall]

Last match I was sent off for chinning our right back.

teamwork.......

He pissed me off

[tungsten tossers]

[Jimmi]

“City won the league with a paedo on the wing.”

[tungsten tossers]

[vizIIsto]

It's been a few days but Germany losing 1-2 at home to North Macedonia in World Cup qualifiers is a pleasant sight.
Armenia tops a group with Germany, Iceland and Romania. North Macedonia is in second.

[tungsten tossers]

[vizIIsto]

If there's one thing I adore about English football, it's that it isn't the pussy game you see in the rest of Europe where medics come on the field when someone stubs their toe and half of the goals is turned down by the VAR.

Bring back the old game:

[Jimmi]

I see there was trouble at the Sunderland game yesterday, SAFC.

And I’ve seen the clip of Max Power being a complete shit-house.

[HalloweenJack]

I used to be a decent keeper until my eyes packed up.

The man in the black

When the keeper gives his glasses to the ref for safe keeping before kick off it doesn't do much for defenders morale.

Last match I was sent off for chinning our right back.

Is this where Randall the violent Bastard comes from

[HalloweenJack]

After tonight’s result, the fat lady isn’t singing just yet. Although before kick off she was warming up.

[Jimmi]

The man in the black

When the keeper gives his glasses to the ref for safe keeping before kick off it doesn't do much for defenders morale.

Last match I was sent off for chinning our right back.

Is this where Randall the violent Bastard comes from

Turns out Randall punched the blokes missus by mistake, as the ref forgot to give him his glasses back.

[Jimmi]

After tonight’s result, the fat lady isn’t singing just yet. Although before kick off she was warming up.

Please send Coventry back to League 1