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Re: The Rugby thread

Post by Cinnamon Bun » Tue Mar 03, 2020 11:38 pm

I don't get the rules of Rugby Union. Rugby League is more my cup of tea.
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Re: The Rugby thread

Post by Randall » Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:04 am

Never liked rugby since I had to play in my vest and pants when I forgot my pe uniform one day.
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Re: The Rugby thread

Post by whereisman » Fri Mar 06, 2020 3:12 pm

Cinnamon Bun wrote: Tue Mar 03, 2020 11:38 pm I don't get the rules of Rugby Union. Rugby League is more my cup of tea.
It doesn't get any more interesting if you understand the rules...

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Re: The Rugby thread

Post by The Ginge Reaper » Fri Mar 06, 2020 3:18 pm

Cinnamon Bun wrote: Tue Mar 03, 2020 11:38 pm I don't get the rules of Rugby Union
Get the ball, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it.

Repeat for 80 fucking minutes.
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Re: The Rugby thread

Post by Randall » Fri Mar 06, 2020 3:40 pm

You forgot grab each others testicles
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Re: The Rugby thread

Post by 9farter » Sat Mar 07, 2020 12:07 pm

imho Union is not as entertaining as Aussie Rules or Rugby League, but still more interesting than poofter soccer.




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Re: The Rugby thread

Post by Randall » Sat Mar 07, 2020 3:17 pm

Footballers are contemptible human beings on every level.
Game is a travesty of what it once was.
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Re: The Rugby thread

Post by 9farter » Sun Mar 08, 2020 10:23 pm

Scotland vs. France 28-17

'Super Scotland end France's grand slam bid'

https://www.sixnationsrugby.com/report/ ... bid#report

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Re: The Rugby thread

Post by Cinnamon Bun » Mon Mar 09, 2020 4:34 pm

One of the many members of the "get Chris Mason off comentary" institution.

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Re: The Rugby thread

Post by Jimmi » Sun Nov 01, 2020 11:28 pm

England win the Six Nations.

Wales finish as good as bottom.

Lovely stuff. :mrgreen:
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Re: The Rugby thread

Post by HalloweenJack » Sat Nov 07, 2020 11:57 am

The Ginge Reaper wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2020 3:18 pm
Cinnamon Bun wrote: Tue Mar 03, 2020 11:38 pm I don't get the rules of Rugby Union
Get the ball, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it, kick it out on the touchline, line up, throw the ball back in, catch it.

Repeat for 80 fucking minutes.
Can you please explain to me again, as I didn’t quite get that?
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Re: The Rugby thread

Post by HalloweenJack » Sat Nov 07, 2020 11:58 am

Randall wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2020 3:40 pm You forgot grab each others testicles
Eye gouging has been known.
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Re: The Rugby thread

Post by Randall » Sat Nov 07, 2020 11:59 am

HalloweenJack wrote: Sat Nov 07, 2020 11:58 am
Randall wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2020 3:40 pm You forgot grab each others testicles
Eye gouging has been known.
I used to be in the scrummage
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Re: The Rugby thread

Post by Tommo » Sat Nov 07, 2020 12:50 pm

Randall wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2020 3:40 pm You forgot grab each others testicles
Can't see Ginge forgetting that to be honest.
They're all here!

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Re: The Rugby thread

Post by Randall » Sat Nov 07, 2020 12:51 pm

Tommo wrote: Sat Nov 07, 2020 12:50 pm
Randall wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2020 3:40 pm You forgot grab each others testicles
Can't see Ginge forgetting that to be honest.
Fair point well made
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Re: The Rugby thread

Post by Jimmi » Fri Feb 05, 2021 2:44 pm

Six Nations starts tomorrow. :mrgreen:

I see Sexton has been stirring shit with the Welsh :lol:
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Re: The Rugby thread

Post by TheMalteseDart » Fri Feb 05, 2021 4:47 pm

Will Italy win a game?
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Re: The Rugby thread

Post by Jimmi » Fri Feb 05, 2021 6:15 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 4:47 pm Will Italy win a game?
No. :lol:
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Re: The Rugby thread

Post by Wolflanternbumbag » Sat Feb 06, 2021 12:36 am

Jimmi wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 2:44 pm Six Nations starts tomorrow. :mrgreen:

I see Sexton has been stirring shit with the Welsh :lol:
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Re: The Rugby thread

Post by Jimmi » Sat Feb 06, 2021 1:47 am

Wolflanternbumbag wrote: Sat Feb 06, 2021 12:36 am
Jimmi wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 2:44 pm Six Nations starts tomorrow. :mrgreen:

I see Sexton has been stirring shit with the Welsh :lol:
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Good lad that Sexton 😁😁
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