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Post by Emulsfier » Fri Jan 17, 2020 6:29 pm

The boring knob, the ultra cunt and the noname as the three semifinalists so far. Great.
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Post by Randall » Fri Jan 17, 2020 9:21 pm

It's hard to express exactly how grim the last look like being.
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Post by Emulsfier » Sat Jan 18, 2020 1:08 am

So the final player to join the bore the cunt and the non entity is.... Bingham.

Jesus fuck.
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Post by JH-01 » Sat Jan 18, 2020 2:18 am

I'm quite pleased with the line-up. None of the usual suspects left, they are all players you wouldn't have called at the start of the tournament. My money is on Murphy to win it now.
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Post by Randall » Sat Jan 18, 2020 9:23 am

Imagine paying to watch murphy v Bingham.....
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Post by Emulsfier » Sat Jan 18, 2020 12:20 pm

Randall wrote: Sat Jan 18, 2020 9:23 am Imagine paying to watch murphy v Bingham.....
Personally rather have that than uber cunt v no name.
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Post by Emulsfier » Sat Jan 18, 2020 6:21 pm

Please for the love of god dont let the uber cunt win a major.
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Post by Randall » Sat Jan 18, 2020 6:34 pm

Rather carter than Murphy
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Post by Wolflanternbumbag » Sat Jan 18, 2020 6:50 pm

Big break
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Post by Emulsfier » Sat Jan 18, 2020 6:54 pm

Randall wrote: Sat Jan 18, 2020 6:34 pm Rather carter than Murphy
Never carter in a million years for me. Ill root for literally anyone else.
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Post by Randall » Sat Jan 18, 2020 6:56 pm

Emulsfier wrote: Sat Jan 18, 2020 6:54 pm
Randall wrote: Sat Jan 18, 2020 6:34 pm Rather carter than Murphy
Never carter in a million years for me. Ill root for literally anyone else.
He barely even registers on my dislike radar when Murphy is around
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Post by Emulsfier » Sat Jan 18, 2020 11:21 pm

Until this edition, the lowest number of century breaks made between the finalists over the last 10 years was three, the second lowest was five.

This year they have a big fat zero.
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Post by Randall » Sat Jan 18, 2020 11:48 pm

Any combination from the last 4 was going to be uninspiring.
I certainly wont be bothering
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Post by Emulsfier » Sun Jan 19, 2020 11:36 pm

Get Fucked Cunt Carter!

As least it wasnt the worst possible ending.
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Post by Safc » Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:41 am

Emulsfier wrote: Sat Jan 18, 2020 6:54 pm
Randall wrote: Sat Jan 18, 2020 6:34 pm Rather carter than Murphy
Never carter in a million years for me. Ill root for literally anyone else.
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Post by Randall » Mon Jan 20, 2020 9:43 am

What is the objection to carter?
In not a fan and given his life experience his mindset on the game seems skewed but he doesn't really register dislike for me. Doesn't really register much of anything.
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Randall wrote: Mon Jan 20, 2020 9:43 am What is the objection to carter?
In not a fan and given his life experience his mindset on the game seems skewed but he doesn't really register dislike for me. Doesn't really register much of anything.
Every time i see him in interviews he comes off as more of a brat than trump. He also loves to act a bully and big man when he has won fuck all.

And to top it off he loves to get his politics out there on social media, and turns out he is a crackpot most trump (usa) supporters would blush at.

He has literally zero positive qualities and bags of negatives. Worst twat in the game.
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Post by Randall » Mon Jan 20, 2020 3:53 pm

Never seen him express any political opinion
What has he said?
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Post by Safc » Mon Jan 20, 2020 4:22 pm

Emulsfier wrote: Mon Jan 20, 2020 3:48 pm
Randall wrote: Mon Jan 20, 2020 9:43 am What is the objection to carter?
In not a fan and given his life experience his mindset on the game seems skewed but he doesn't really register dislike for me. Doesn't really register much of anything.
Every time i see him in interviews he comes off as more of a brat than trump. He also loves to act a bully and big man when he has won fuck all.

And to top it off he loves to get his politics out there on social media, and turns out he is a crackpot most trump (usa) supporters would blush at.

He has literally zero positive qualities and bags of negatives. Worst twat in the game.
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Post by Emulsfier » Mon Jan 20, 2020 4:27 pm

Randall wrote: Mon Jan 20, 2020 3:53 pm Never seen him express any political opinion
What has he said?
He obviously never brings it up on tv with how bad any sportsperson would look talking politics like that. Its entirely confined to social media.

Its the fact he retweets and comments on and supports the most moronic of the loons that drives me most up the wall, Katie Hopkins, Aaron Banks and the like. Theres also the usual tripe like Corbyn is satan, Trump is great, remoaners count for zip etc.

He isnt the only one of course, Ebdon is a bit of a loon and Ronnie is of course way off to the left, but at least the others have some redeeming qualities (yes ebdon has some positive qualities, he at least has a sence of humor).

I guess its the combination of being rude, completly humorless, talking himself up when he has won nothing, has the exact sort of view of politics that i cant stand and is thick as pigshit that brings out the hate.
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