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Re: snooker thread

Post by Justin Credible » Mon May 01, 2017 11:04 pm

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The Shank wrote:Selby has it wrapped up.

Lovely stuff.
Lovely scenes.

Ginge will be able to afford I higher level rent boy tonight.

he wont want you then :lol:
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Post by ITG » Mon May 01, 2017 11:06 pm

Higgins is 41.

What a cunt of a paper round hes had.

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Post by ITG » Mon May 01, 2017 11:07 pm

Selby as monotone and dull as ever in his winning interview.

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Post by ITG » Mon May 01, 2017 11:09 pm

Selby is Ian White with bottle.

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Post by Justin Credible » Mon May 01, 2017 11:09 pm

in the gravy wrote:Selby as monotone and dull as ever in his winning interview.

I switched it off

I have no time in games or sports to watch presentations, medals, speeches etc unless its darts and even then its only selective ones if I think its gonna be worthy of kotw material
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Post by ITG » Mon May 01, 2017 11:12 pm

Justin Credible wrote:
in the gravy wrote:Selby as monotone and dull as ever in his winning interview.

I switched it off

I have no time in games or sports to watch presentations, medals, speeches etc unless its darts and even then its only selective ones if I think its gonna be worthy of kotw material
They just said Selby has been number 1 for 6 years running.

Bazza will be handing wildcards out to players like Ronnie and Higgins in a few years if this keeps up.

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Post by Justin Credible » Mon May 01, 2017 11:16 pm

after ronnie got beat I did not turn it on again til the final, and only cos it was the final.

Selby has the charisma of lettuce
Ronnie might be a cunt but you can bet the majority of people who watch snooker did so for the likes of him.
If he left the game watch the game die off, you only need look at the queer fag looking cunts like robertson, the spotty gook cunt, a muzzie camel jockey and maos red army.

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Re: snooker thread

Post by The Shank » Mon May 01, 2017 11:55 pm

in the gravy wrote:
The Shank wrote:
in the gravy wrote:
Justin Credible wrote:selby is a whiny prick

higgin is a cunt but just a cheating one, selby is a sulky whiny prick bastard
I don't think Higgins is a bad guy, Selby is very dull.

The game is fucked with guys like him as the main men of the future, even with a visionary like Uncle Barry steering it. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.
You don't think Higgins is a bad guy?

The cunt agreed to throw frames for bribes.
He did, but I think he was baited into it a bit as well, and was genuinely remorseful for what happened.
Bollocks.

He agreed to throw frames for cash. They wouldn't have baited him if he didn't have form.

The only thing he's remorseful about is getting caught.

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Post by The Shank » Mon May 01, 2017 11:56 pm

Justin Credible wrote:after ronnie got beat I did not turn it on again til the final, and only cos it was the final.

Selby has the charisma of lettuce
Ronnie might be a cunt but you can bet the majority of people who watch snooker did so for the likes of him.
If he left the game watch the game die off, you only need look at the queer fag looking cunts like robertson, the spotty gook cunt, a muzzie camel jockey and maos red army.

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Post by ITG » Tue May 02, 2017 12:12 am

The Shank wrote:
in the gravy wrote:
The Shank wrote:
in the gravy wrote:
Justin Credible wrote:selby is a whiny prick

higgin is a cunt but just a cheating one, selby is a sulky whiny prick bastard
I don't think Higgins is a bad guy, Selby is very dull.

The game is fucked with guys like him as the main men of the future, even with a visionary like Uncle Barry steering it. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.
You don't think Higgins is a bad guy?

The cunt agreed to throw frames for bribes.
He did, but I think he was baited into it a bit as well, and was genuinely remorseful for what happened.
Bollocks.

He agreed to throw frames for cash. They wouldn't have baited him if he didn't have form.

The only thing he's remorseful about is getting caught.
go have a wank over stuart bingham

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Post by ITG » Tue May 02, 2017 12:15 am

Justin Credible wrote:after ronnie got beat I did not turn it on again til the final, and only cos it was the final.

Selby has the charisma of lettuce
Ronnie might be a cunt but you can bet the majority of people who watch snooker did so for the likes of him.
If he left the game watch the game die off, you only need look at the queer fag looking cunts like robertson, the spotty gook cunt, a muzzie camel jockey and maos red army.

no thanks
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England (16 players)
China (5)
Scotland (4)
Australia (1)
Belgium (1)
Hong Kong (1)
Ireland (1)
Northern Ireland (1)
Thailand (1)
Wales (1)

Makes darts look like golf or tennis.

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Post by The Shank » Tue May 02, 2017 12:35 am

in the gravy wrote:
The Shank wrote:
in the gravy wrote:
The Shank wrote:
in the gravy wrote: I don't think Higgins is a bad guy, Selby is very dull.

The game is fucked with guys like him as the main men of the future, even with a visionary like Uncle Barry steering it. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.
You don't think Higgins is a bad guy?

The cunt agreed to throw frames for bribes.
He did, but I think he was baited into it a bit as well, and was genuinely remorseful for what happened.
Bollocks.

He agreed to throw frames for cash. They wouldn't have baited him if he didn't have form.

The only thing he's remorseful about is getting caught.
go have a wank over stuart bingham
That's it son, avoid debate.

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Re: snooker thread

Post by ITG » Tue May 02, 2017 12:55 am

Donated plenty of money to charity in the past, humble loser. He fucked up aye.

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Post by Justin Credible » Tue May 02, 2017 1:03 am

his excuse of "playing along as he thought they were russian mafia" was pretty unique though
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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Tue May 02, 2017 6:28 am

Kim Jong-Un wrote:
The Shank wrote:Selby has it wrapped up.

Lovely stuff.
Lovely scenes.

Ginge will be able to afford I higher level rent boy tonight.
I went to bed after the frame 32 rerack.

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Post by Randall » Tue May 02, 2017 7:09 am

I gave up after the first three sessions.
Selby is clearly the best and fair play to him but I find his style extremely unwatchable.
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Post by Mabbsy » Tue May 02, 2017 8:54 am

in the gravy wrote:
Justin Credible wrote:after ronnie got beat I did not turn it on again til the final, and only cos it was the final.

Selby has the charisma of lettuce
Ronnie might be a cunt but you can bet the majority of people who watch snooker did so for the likes of him.
If he left the game watch the game die off, you only need look at the queer fag looking cunts like robertson, the spotty gook cunt, a muzzie camel jockey and maos red army.

no thanks
Nations/Territories represented at the Crucible
Round 1
England (16 players)
China (5)
Scotland (4)
Australia (1)
Belgium (1)
Hong Kong (1)
Ireland (1)
Northern Ireland (1)
Thailand (1)
Wales (1)

Makes darts look like golf or tennis.
How can this be ? There were no Dutch participants :o

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Post by Stran » Tue May 02, 2017 9:01 am

well done Selby beating the cheating cunt.
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Post by Wolflanternbumbag » Tue May 02, 2017 9:39 am

Was a pretty good final, poor from Higgins throwing that lead away though.
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Post by Stran » Tue May 02, 2017 11:24 am

Wolflanternbumbag wrote:Was a pretty good final, poor from Higgins throwing that lead away though.
probably had a bet on it
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