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[Randall]

56/10 in 22 overs
I look forward to Jack's defence of this
The worst England side ever surely

[HalloweenJack]

I can’t even begin to defend that batting collapse. However your comment earlier regarding getting 271 in 2.5 days was ridiculous. No team on earth would score that on that pitch, no one.

[Randall]

This isn't even test cricket
It's 4 1 day innings played in quick succession
It's over inside 3 days.
The pitch isn't getting any wear, not waiting for a new ball as they don't bat that long.

I was being facetious, clearly I didn't think they would last 5 minutes

[HalloweenJack]

Englands next test match is against the West Indies in March. England ‘should’ win that. Maybe the Colonel could ask his gym owner friend from St Helens if it has already been pre recorded.

Seriously though Randall, who would you bin and who would you like to see in the test team?

I think it’s time England give Harry Brook a try.

[Randall]

I don't follow the County game anymore to have any idea
As we have discussed endlessly the set up is the problem
It doesn't produce test batsman

[HalloweenJack]

I don't follow the County game anymore to have any idea
As we have discussed endlessly the set up is the problem
It doesn't produce test batsman

20/20 isn’t going away though and now there is the 100 format.


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[Randall]

I don't follow the County game anymore to have any idea
As we have discussed endlessly the set up is the problem
It doesn't produce test batsman

20/20 isn’t going away though and now there is the 100 format.


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Then we may as well stop playing test cricket

[HalloweenJack]

I don't follow the County game anymore to have any idea
As we have discussed endlessly the set up is the problem
It doesn't produce test batsman

20/20 isn’t going away though and now there is the 100 format.


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Then we may as well stop playing test cricket

That would be one less thing for you to moan about


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[Randall]

I don't follow the County game anymore to have any idea
As we have discussed endlessly the set up is the problem
It doesn't produce test batsman

20/20 isn’t going away though and now there is the 100 format.


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Then we may as well stop playing test cricket

That would be one less thing for you to moan about


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They can go back to playing pretend cricket now and blow smoke up their own backsides about how great they are.

[Randall]

Plus we can hide behind the pitch but look at the dismissals
Root aside most committed suicide

[Randall]

22.4 overs
All 10 wickets
A wicket every 14 balls
No pitch is that bad
They tossed wickets away
Fuck off

OK thanks

[HalloweenJack]

22.4 overs
All 10 wickets
A wicket every 14 balls
No pitch is that bad
They tossed wickets away
Fuck off

OK thanks

You should stop being a fence sitter and say what you mean.


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[Randall]

22.4 overs
All 10 wickets
A wicket every 14 balls
No pitch is that bad
They tossed wickets away
Fuck off

OK thanks

You should stop being a fence sitter and say what you mean.


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Other than root the pitch had nothing to do with it
I'm afraid it won't wash

[tungsten tossers]

Good as new Cricket bats for sale, unmarked condition only used 5 times, Contact ECB

[Mabbsy]

Gray Nicolls were always my favourite, even though I was mainly a bowler.
Glad I retired from club cricket when I did, even at that level the 'sport' is a farce these days.

[9farter]

https://wwos.nine.com.au/cricket/live-s ... 2022208398

Ireland beat the Windies in an ODI.

[Randall]

Imagine the edges of those bats are heavily marked

[Randall]

Pity our shit house players can't hang around the middle as long
https://www.smh.com.au/sport/cricket/ti ... 59p2v.html

[HalloweenJack]

Pity our shit house players can't hang around the middle as long
https://www.smh.com.au/sport/cricket/ti ... 59p2v.html

Oh dear.


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[Randall]

Pretend cricket going badly as well.
Luckily it doesn't matter a toss